ITT: We all live under the same roof.
What the fuck, Josh? Stop watching trap porn in my laptop, faggot.
ITT: We all live under the same roof.
What the fuck, Josh? Stop watching trap porn in my laptop, faggot.
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Buy a bro a new laptop B.
Dayum
Shut the fuck up faggot.
Ummm guys, have ya'll noticed that van crossing the street? It's been 3 days
Holy shit i actually am Josh, and i do look up trap porn...
but Fuck You its My laptop, Not everything under this roof belongs to you Asshole
and stop eating all my honey mustard pretzel pieces you dyke
Guys, shitter's clogged.
Again? Are you eating that fucking month old Chinese food again?
>tfw my name is josh and I do watch traps
Thanks OP, time to kill myself
[Note on fridge door]
>Which one of you fucks touched my AR-10? If I find out who it was I'm going to fucking siege your room and pillage your asshole.
- /k/yle
Who's feeding the loli in the basement tonight? You fags need to stop feeding her taco bell
Guys I just filled our prescriptions at the pharmacy, I got ativan, Xanax, klonopin, Valium, percocet, percodan, Darvon complex, codeine, morphine, vicodin, Lexapro, Paxil, Prozac, effexor, seroquel, Trazadone, buspar, Celexa, welbutrin, cymbalta, and a whole boat load of Valtrex
Who the fuck is leaving dick cheese and pubes on the toilet seat?!
I need coke, man. I'm about to shitpost all Sup Forums tonight man. I need to keep awake
It's the fucking DEA again, pass me user's AR-10
There's some Coke in the fridge. But if you take one don't be a faggot like Chris and not replace it.
Shit, man. My vpn failed
Touch it and you'll wish you were a POW caught by the VC, let me shoot those fuckers
Don't forget the Viagra were going to need after taking all of that
For the last time, Josh. Keep your pony shit just for you, faggot.
Who the fuck took my coke
This is why you pay me for security
It was Kevin. Nigga's been hanging with hookers for like 3 days
WE'RE OUT OF NUTELLA
I'm taking measurements tomorrow for our custom penis pumps no need for viagra
When you're under this roof it's OUR coke
The landlord's here. Turn off all the lights, man. Shhhh
Should I commence operation removal?
I may or may not have exceeded the number of guns allowed in this house...
By a lot...
Who the fuck keeps drinking all my BooKoo?
Hey guys, This is my new gf, she has a very feminine penis so hands off.
Damn, guys. This place smells like shit. Btw my girl is coming for the first time tonight. Can u guys behave yourself?
No, we are not hanging a nazi flag in the living room. I don't fucking care what you say.
Do you guys mind if my little sister stays with us for a couple days?
حي، ايم ط نو غوي فروم Sup Forums
Does she like to get raped and is she underaged?
So she's 18?
She's 14, man.
So i'm 14 too faggot
WHOSE HAM SANDWICH IS IN MY ASS AGAIN GOD DAMN IT STEVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO SNORT MY INHALER IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SEE GOD
we found who took the coke
Who the fuck used my dragon dildo?? Next time clean it bitches
yo guys you forgot to let the dog out again and he shit all over the kitchen floor what the fuck guys.
user for the last fucking time we don't have a dog. That is just Jacob's autistic cousin.
>dragon dildo
>not having monthly subscription service
Thanks for letting me be part of your house, m8s. My room is your room
*puts Cyclone B in the air conditioning*
ITT : we cleanse Sup Forums of degenerates and moral fags
GODDAMNIT STOP FARTING!! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!
>Cyclone B
Holy fuck, how'd it get so windy in here?
NATHAN STOLE MY FUCKING BLACK DESTROYER AND IS USING IT TO BEAT ORPHANS AGAIN! NATHAN YOU KNOW THAT GOES UP MY ASS I THE ONLY BLOOD I WANT ON THAT IS MINE!
So where are we exactly living?
Straight looks like a anarchist collective I lived in when I was younger. Fuck that place. And fuck you for reminding me of it.
I'd kill you all and bury the bodies in the basement.
In a cluster fuck. You love thee you should know
Don't forget to pick up the Adderall too
We don't have a basement. Not since the Fire Nation attacked.
Guys, I don't care that you have dirty dishes... Just put them in the Fucking dishwasher so I don't have to clean the Fucking counter off to make a sandwich!
Niggertown Detroit
Don't go outside
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Fuck off nigger just feed the dishes to Jacobs autistic cousin he like anything from ceramic to paper.
And it's your turn to buy the dishwasher soap!
Don't worry about that, my autistic dog will protect us.
Which one of you autists gave my pet slav more vodka? He has a daily limit and he's gone over it and now he's stolen my laptop and is screaming in russian at some fucking russian game he pirated.
Didn't you hear we live in Niggertown Detroit fuck off if I am going out there.
>Cyclone B
Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Go sit in the corner retard!
I'm sorry he started squatting and giving me the Goolag eyes again.
>732514320
Somebody's been smoking in here. Keep it up and we won't get our damage deposit back
The little faggot bet be I couldn't squat flet foot, loser had to chug a fifth. fucking showed him.
Just fucking scream something in russian at him and he'll fuck off, just don't give him vodka without my permission
>Update, he's now spraying an AKM at anyone who fucking enters the room, I don't even know where he got the ammo for the fucking thing
God damn it he got into Gunanon's stash.
did someone drink my piss jugs?
*drags dead hooker inside *
H-HEy anons, I remember I needed that 50$ for battlepack funds in battlefield 1 soooo. Watchu guys trynna do..
HE'S FUCKING EXECUTING EMPTY BOTTLES OF VODKA
THERE'S SHATTERED GLASS IN MY FUCKING BED
I thought that was apple juice until I realized that I was horribly mistaken then gave it to the slav and told him it was arabian vodka
That's it, he's out of control. I'm letting the niggers in.
OPENING THE FOODGATES
arabian vodka? you mean sand
NOT ON MY MOTHER FUCKING WATCH! GUNANON SORRY BUT THAT AR-10 IS MINE NOW
Sand? Vodka? a slav doesn't know the difference
sandvodka? now id drink that
MY SLAV IS FUCKING EXECUTING NIGGERS IN MY ROOM
>AND THERE'S STILL GLASS IN MY BED
Hey guys, I need to come in to shower. And which one of you sons of bitches was in the shed last night? That's MY room and you fuckers need to leave my jars alone
Deal with the glass yourself but the slav is doing a great job well shit he is doing our job.
Sorry just tried helping add on to the cum jars
It's ok, the remaining niggers have stolen all of the glass shards
OH SHIT THERE ARE TOO MANY NIGGERS!THEYRE CALLING FOR Sup ForumsLACKUP!! BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE TSUNIGGER!
Who's Tinder date was that last night?
I hope I didn't catch herpes from one of you
Just tell them there's an invisible force field around the house, they're stupid enough to believe it
That was jacob's autistic cousin and I think she has aids of some sort.
Get that one Andy Stixx faggot in here he'll fix it
OK which faggot used up all the toilet paper
My bad also sorry I was the one who clogged the toilet
They aren't cum, that's in OP's room. Those are my piss jars, you ape
oh that's why OP's jars were super bitter.
Yeah, if more than three of us had real jobs we could afford something to eat beyond kombucha and onions
samefag
which one of you faggots shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain?
Either the slav or Jacob's autistic cousin.
My slav shits in your bed, though
No the niggers you let in stole my bed I don't even have a bed
I didn't let the fuckers in
someone let them in
My Slav killed them all