Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Cirno claimu!

And:
Trump

#MGGA
>Make Gensokyo Great Again!

Thanks :-)

But where though

Thanks for the bake

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juvia
I think youd love it tbh

Aunt's house for relative stuff

>pic related.
mmm that tali xeno air.

Shinobu
Seatown.

Juvia
Sounds pretty good.
It was alright, just watched a little anime.
R-really? D-damn me and my quick forgiving nature...

> Saved
As always you do great work, thanks friend.

Tali is best grill

Oh. So true normies.

She has nice feet

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Post all? I don't have a quarian folder.

Normies in their purest state

cute

I make a pretty good habbit of posting my entire folder over a thread or two. Just collect them as i go tbh.

Still here

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Uncorrupted, delicious normies.

What size clock did you use? Might do this but with juvia.
Nice work as usual
Could you do something with this?
>
A bit lewd but i was just wondering
I told you if i ever get one it'll be after my one year
What did you watch?
Well maybe i will give you something anyway for being so nice~

cut me Yuno

It was some cheap-ass thing I got in Walmart, $3.88

I measured it when I got home, edited the pic, and then did that.

Clock's FACE (only the inside portion, you know) was about 18 cm in diameter. The printout was like 17.98 cm or something when Photoshop sized it up.
It's a NEAR-perfect match. Only off by like... < 5 mm

I thought that was past. I wanna be that redhead
Also

The latest episodes of Attack on titan and My Hero Academia 2.
Oh? How very kind of you~

I'll be the one to destroy their innocence

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That's pretty cheap for a clock with your waifu in it.
Might do that one day. Thanks for the idea
No, mid July, I'll say 15th but that's probably wrong.
I'm sure you do~
No i wouldn't!
I've only watched the first 3 episodes of my hero academia season 2 but it's been great so far
It's not because you're my favorite or anything if that's what you're thinking!

Yup! :-D

I can see it now... your back against the wall, slight cute little blush. Heart pounding as i get ever so close.

I'm loving it so far. I binged watch the first season in like 2 1/2 days like a month or two ago, it's a really good show.
I actually wasn't thinking anything like that, but now...~

> I like where this is going~

Still here.

I did not consent to this!
My hero academia is great. I might even like it more than dxd
Now nothing you're not my favorite!
>i don't like where this is going

I have like thirteen dollars in my bank account.

>Winning Girl: Dragon Flavor claimed

Stolen

meh I don't know if that quality helps

Retry

Yo

I had $-128 in bank account once

Hot damn Smuggo what could you have done to bring yourself that far into the red?

Your grabbing my shirt and pullinf me closer says other wise.
Glad to see some things never change, how's it going steinberg

School has a hefty price

Anyone else having connection issues?

It's a shame it doesn't have more fanservice, then there would be no question that you like it better than DxD~
Just teasing a little~
> I thought it was pretty cute~

Lewd~

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How did u get dubs like that?

That's a lot

understandable.

It looks great. Thanks mighty photoshop user
I am not! You're just forcing yourself on me
I don't think it needs it honestly.
And i would not!
Stupid pervert!
Of course you did you stupid pervert

raw talent and skill

Surrounds herself in gardys. Pulls one closer

It's time...baka....

And your lips are parted...youre loving this.

Depending on what your hobbies are and your average income.
I work retail to cover necessities like food and rent.
I put aside about twenty bucks a month for luxuries from that, and the rest I get by doing odd jobs for acquaintances.

This is all balanced out by the fact that anything music-related is stupid expensive.

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Have a good day

> I was just kidding, silly~
Though i agree, it would kinda ruin the tone of the show.
Wouldn't you though~?
Now that's not a very nice thing to call someone, you know~

uwu I'm not about the erp life
too beta
not enough alpha

>tfw no sono to snuggle with

can we just RP then.

.....baka....

Sono would always say baka...

I am not! I never consented to this
>stupid pervert
No i wouldn't
It is when they are a stupid pervert and i lik- i-i mean hate them!

It's 13 dollars for a month of premium in world of tank.

Triana Orpheus best waifu.
Sadly not enough R34 of her.

Lucy

You as well.
Make sure to win something.

That seems higher than most monthly premiums, but not by a lot.

Do you consider it worth it?

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50 percent more money and xp every game. Not bad at all. I also have 3 premium tanks. Very rare I buy one.

Hmm alright i believe you.
Hmmmmmmmm? I'm sorry i didn't quite catch that, it sounded like you were saying something else there for a second~
>

Her. Always her. =(

You better
I-i was not! I said i hate you and you're a stupid stupid pervert!
>

Yup, fanservice can only go so far after all.
Uh huh, i know that;s what you said, but that was after you started saying something else~

Hello everyone~

Hi. How goes it tonight?

>dub dubs
Unless it involves a stupid pervert like you.
I-it was nothing you stupid pervert!
Hello fire keeper

good taste user

heya firekeeper

Good morning sweetheart~
How are you?

Hehe well, it does go a long way with me~
Cmon, don't hide behind that cute blush and just say it~

Well, just woke up as it's still early for me.
And how are you tonight?
Hi there Juvia, how are you tonight?
Shinobu, good to see you as always. How are things?

Good evening honey~
Still sleepy as it's earlier that I would've wanted, but I'm alright. And how are you sweetie, had a nice and productive day~?

I bet it does pervert
S-say what? That you're a stupid pervert and i hate you? Cause i already said that!
>
I'm pretty good. You?

0.0 woah. That's never happened before. I hope you have a great day.

I'm alright. It's another day im still here. You chose well btw. Firekeeper is a great choice.

im good, had a whole day all to myself, how are you?
>and what are you doing up this early

what

Haha could've gone for another hour or two of sleep huh~?
I'm pretty good~ Y-yeah of course, it's not like i spent the majority of the day lounging in my bed or anything!~
And how was your day after i was forcibly put to sleep by the evil sandman~?

And i'm sure it goes a good ways for you as well~
No no, it was right after pervert and before you hate me~
> Such a cute blush

Someone actually knowing this character and why I chose it.

It does not you stupid pervert!
I-it was nothing!
>shut up!
>

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Today I stayed up until 2 AM looking at ironic T-shirts
Goodnight everyone.

I have no idea why you picked your waifu really
but I did watch the anime
I should re watch it some time

Sleeeeeepy, but I think I'll manage.
How was your day, did you meet up with friends?
Don't worry, we're all here nearly everyday. A reserved place in hell, remember?
Also, thank you kindly, she's really a great waifu material. Always loyal, tends to the flame and even levels you up!
And sorry as I'm not an expert, but.. Who is your waifu? No offence, just curious.
Damn, that's sweet. So, you done anything besides lewd-posting when no-one was looking, or just chilling the whole time~?
>picking up grandma from a tram, gonna be off in less than an hour
Oh you betcha~
Of course you didn't, you're such a workaholic you couldn't sit still for a few seconds, least lay in bed for the whole day~
Well, I decided I want to experiment a little so I installed Linux on a partition on my PC, I'm gonna see how it turns out. That, and learning some maths~
Any plans for the night~?

Goddamn you weebs are pathetc, all your waifus are trash

Hah! A place reserved in hell. Helps us remember what we are.

My waifu is Eureka from Eureka Seven. No offense taken. I've only ever met 1 person in these threads who knew her.

Uh huh, so you're only re-watching DxD for the story then~?
Alright alright, i'll let it go for now~
> But i'll get it out of you sooner or later~

Goodnight.

I know right, doing something like that would just drive me crazy~
Neat, though it sounds a bit complicated~ Learning maths is good, it makes you smart and stuff~
Just the usual~

Really? How the hell can people not know who Eureka is?

Baha. At least mine doesn't cost anything. ;) GL with that bruh.

just chilled all day, was fun, so when are you taking that real exam?
>booo leaving so soon, but i guess its ok if you gotta help your granny

Seems most people have never seen the anime. Met a dude at a con once who saw it. Fellow artist bro who had a painting of Renton.

Oh boy, hanging with famalam!

You're always tired why do you get up so early?
It was good and indeed i did. We had a good time
Yes you stupid pervert!
There's nothing to let go!
>what do you even want you pervert?

> Doubt
Yeah there is~
> For you to just tell the truth and say it.
> and boobs too~

>shut up
No there isn't!
>say what? That you're a pervert?Cause you are
>no! Pervert!

Haha, exactly~
And she looks really nice! I especially like the eyes. Always had a thing for purple eyes and panties~
No doubts here'
Nah, believe me, it's even easier than Windows as it's made with simplicity in mind~
Hahahahaha, oh I wish~
That's nice~
Do you have work tomorrow or still on a break~?
It even sounds fun. And it's at the beginning of July, still lots of time left for it.
So, what game were you sucked into lately?
>yeah, gotta take care for the old lady, she's really cool too
Honey, I'm always tired, no matter the hour. But I'm picking up granny from the tram, gotta help her with all the baggage and all.
That's great to hear! And plans for the rest of the weekend or just chill and shake the perverts off your chest~?

That seems strange to me. did nobody watch adult swim in the mid 2000's?

> Ok ok~
Totally is.
> *cough " a stupid pervert that you like" *cough
Please~

Yeah but with linux don't you have to do like everything manually or something?
Oh i'm sure that even you can handle a little math~ ;p
always~
Nope, still on break~
and what about you, will you come back on after you pick up your granny and stuff~?