Hey you faggots

Hey you faggots

I've been fucking this new girl (raw) and every time she rides me in the backseat of my car, I wake up the next day with these pimples on my thigh. Pic related.

They're too far away from my cock and balls to be an STD right? She is rough as fuck and grinds me hard. Sweaty sex, could it be acne? Or is there an actual STD that would only pop up half way down my thigh?

They go away after a few days. I make sure to wash thoroughly in the shower.

This never happened before.

fucking pop them, and film it while you do it

Pics of her and we may help

Spider bites. Clean your car dumbshit.

Called ass sweat, that shit be bacterial. Take a shower more often.

ingrown hairs from friction

Just acne, or possibly bugbites. I had these after car sex a lot. Just keep everything clean and check the car with glue traps for bugs.

Too far from your dick and balls... It's probably just acne. The bitch probably had a sweaty ass and sweaty thighs rubbing against your thighs. Makes sense if you're fucking in a car too.

Sweat. Acne. Take a shower immediately after you have sex. The bitch probably doesn't have an STD but if she has a fat ass and fat thighs it's all sweat and friction

She sweats like a fountain anyway regardless if she's gettin off on it

Alright, post a pic motherfucker. Need to verify authenticity with my dick.

>implying I'm OP
>implying

Looks like ant stings or bedbug bites. Do you have a blanket or something in the car?

oh. Wanna see my dick?

this and this

Google HS, it's a condition that causes hair follicles to get blocked because of friction

kek

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If theyre itchy = spider or bedbugs

if they have a white head = pimples or warts from bad hygene

Could be HPV which you should get checked for ASAP

Are you saying we're one and the same?

Scabies dawg. Godspeed. I've had them. Absolute fucking nightmare.

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I don't recall being a fish.

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I wouldn't worry OP. At least your dick doesn't look like mine. Someone even made a meme out of it. He said "It seriously looks like your dick is trying to whisper a pick up line in a girls ear"