Tell me McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

Tell me McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

pro tip you cant

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McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

she didnt even win gold

The plastic is strong in that booty. It won't stop me from fapping.

I saved the video that some user posted last year when he claimed he partied with her and her friend, she got real drunk, passed out and he came on her face. Watched the vid countless times. Its her alright.

Post?

Could you imagine how fucking awful that would feel?

You spend a few weeks as literally one of the most popular people in the entire fucking world. You're second best in the fucking world at your sport. Interviews, sponsorships, attention from adoring fans everywhere you go for weeks or months after the Olympics.

And then the next big thing happens, and you fall out of the spotlight. People still recognize you, but not the "average" person; only people who were specifically interested in gymnastics. No more interviews. No more praise. You just, become a normal person again.

And you're only 16.

God, that must be worse than the come down from heroin or opium. She's probably been losing her fucking mind over the last few years, more and more desperate to stay relevant and "in the spotlight". Once you experience that, it's absolutely excruciating to lose it.

>Tell me McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

>McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

Well, that was easier than expected

post it

Is this from a hack?

I had never seen these... Nothing on Google

instagram video she posted today

from her insta

>one of the most popular people in the world
Never heard of her until like 2 days ago.

Peaking at 16 is terrible

Now she's trying to have a singing career

>She can't sing. Without studio-magic her voice is "meh" - not horrible but not worth listening to

Holy shit she posted them on her Instagram. Whew she just opened an new door.

Just look at what happens to actors and musicians after their careers end. 9 times out of 10, they go crazy

damn!!

Holy shit i remember that vid, was so hot. Wish I saved it. Link?

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You're the exception then. Most, I'd say the vast majority of people in the US at least heard about her in 2012 as the Olympics were going on.

Notice how she isn't going to school to study something that will get her stable income. She's not trying to start a business, or develop an app, or work experience in accounting or engineering or management. She's trying to become a singer because she wants to have that same kind of attention she got at the Olympics.

Most people think that heroin is the most addictive drug, but those people have never experienced celebrity.

Holy shit I forgot about her and holy shit she is fat and aging horribly. Looks 27.

do you have it with sound

Plastic face and ass now.

it's just a little loop

wan b long nao until we git dat porn vidya yip

not fat, just thick

post it bruh

no actual talk just a song.

>silver
>GOAT
pick one.

I still want to push my tongue inside her anus though.

It's not a great video. It's dark, grainy, and you can only see one side of her face.

Heres the vid.
He pretty much dropped it in a thread, maybe a have you fucked a celeb thread and explained what happened that night etc, shortly after the thread got 404. Ive boosted light, tilted etc in vlc to see if he was bullshitting, look at her pics online and Im 99 percent convinced its her.

But we want it. This is your duty, your obligation even.

She isn't black

Any way of viewing this on iOS?

well i guess we didn't have to have it

Might be her...

Nice

The user who posted it last year said he a couple of their friends knew her, they all went out drinking, she was pretty much blackout drunk, both him and her were sleeping on the loungeroom floor, he's horny, thinks fuck it, I'm just gonna give her a facial and record it.

trust me its better with no sound, your ears will bleed

I want to believe

Fuck off

oh man, I remember being in this thread, ive even saved the original

its painful to watch. now she's dancing around in her underwear to keep people interested.

have you experienced celebrity?

Literally who?

thx for contributing to my fap

im just waiting for the day she hits rock bottom and starts fucking people on camera

anymore?

No chance unless it's a leak. Her parents are rich as fuck.

the ass might have had some work done on it

but the face?

>fat
wtf? she's like 100 pounds.

>McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT
What were you saying OP?

I haven't, but personally known people who have. The vast majority of people cannot handle having that kind of high, then losing it. Some people, very very few, can go back to a normal life. The vast majority never recover - think of that trope of middle aged men constantly thinking back to their "glory days" but 100 times worse.

>have you experienced celebrity?
Just go meet a few instagram whores who have thousands of followers. All of those girls are the same, shallow and materialistic to the core. Pathetic attention whores who will never be loyal to anything but money... completely untrustworthy after 2 drinks,.

>She's not trying to develop an app,
that would be worse than trying to become a singer tbh

jesus christ wtf why would someone do that

She isn't
/thread

she wants to be a internet model with that injected ass

She's my favorite gymnast OP.

Here's a trick not many know
1. Go to Amazon
2. Search for literally any Android phone
3. Purchase the phone of your choosing
4. Wait for it to arrive in the mail
5. When it does arrive, open it, turn it on and watch countless webms on it
You're welcome

Where does she live, I want to keep her locked up in my dungeon while I inseminate her everytime I feel horny

who?
and the GOAT of what? mediocrity?

does this really work?

merlin browser

Guaranteed, if not then repeat the following steps but replace "Android/phone" with "PC"

>"PC"
is a mac a type of pc?

You want something Windows or Linux based

>fake ass
WHYYYYY

I'm horny.

oh
can you run windows on a mac?

how do you know its fake?
her ass has always been a super bubble butt

hes autistic and doesnt know what hes talking about

Yes you can actually

huh
i've been wondering that for a while. cool!

Well damn

*unzips dick*

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it's like curvature of both sides are so different, seems not natural.

They're not natural, she had a lot of work done. She's fucking hot

Her parents are rich, she's attractive,but now can't marry because user jizzed on her face. I can never unsee that now.

speaking of which

holy shit its almost like people dont perfectly distribute their weight all the time!!!

Newfag

the fuck happened to her face? she looks like Charlize Theron in Monster.

Do you know how wealthy you have to he to put a child through years of professional level training in gymnastics in the US? Can you not see the house in the background? And how she can afford some surgical work done at her age with no job? She's clearly already from a wealthy family. School is irrelevant. She's just a rich hoe

he could just post it to /gif/ and link it here you fucking retard

jesus harry you cant just ask people whats wrong with their face

all you guys talking about surgery but why woudl she fix her ass instead of her nose

A lot of virgins in this thread

I bet you get all sorts of pussy user, since you have to tell us that.

cause no one wants to fuck her nose

Married, so no sex for me

wow dude youre so ccool holy shit

Which is her insta? Can't find it.

clearly not looking very hard then

instagram.com/mckaylamaroney/

dammnnnnn
shes got it going on

Wish she'd get her pussy out properly this time

That shower pic - couldn't see shit there