Oh god

Oh god

edition.cnn.com/2016/05/06/americas/fort-mcmurray-fire-canada/index.html

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good.

It's going to take 2 days to deploy the army to put out a fire, this just truly shows how much danger we would be in if it were not for America. If our army cannot protect out citizens from a fire how can we protect ourselves from enemy fire?
It's just sad how much our army has been neglected

hey leaf, i just came up with a great joke that is unrelated but you would get:

guess which part of canada i want to visit.
nunavut

Hmm. Heard it before on some shitty sjw bashing video
5/10 from me, John

It's pronounced Noo nuh vut so your joke doesn't work
Wanna hear a great joke about America? Never mind, it would take too long to say them all

>389 square miles
>doubling in size

Liberals already blowing the budget, and this is wiping oil atm, sounds great

Burn baby burn!

Wait there are 500,000 people in Canada?

Next you'll be telling me they have electricity up there

>is this what climate change looks like?

Why is this fire so out of control in the first place?

Did it erupt in Canada's toxic waste dumping grounds?

damn, i felt so clever

>your area is being evacuated due to the huge fire about to engulf your entire city
>you have 2 hours before its in your front yard
>anything left behind will be gone forever

What do you grab and take with you Sup Forums?

>Wanna hear a great joke
>a as in one
>it would take too long to say them all
>even though you were only going to say one
Dummy.

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The trudeau administration and Canadian media have all been spouting 'It's climate change'.

Never mind centuries if not millennia of wildfires in the region. Don't blame the emergency/disaster response and preparedness, and don't dare blame Trudeau's government at the local or federal level.

Is that faggot actually leaving office or am I being rused?

That's a big don

500.000 A FUCKING LEAFS
>coming near your Mcdonalds soon Murica

u u u u

come on, you at least gotta come up with a pun to iqualit?

huh? huh?

If you fight the fire, it wins.

We should have already been helping. We can help a bunch of dirt farmers across the fucking planet and not our neighbors ? All americans should feel shame.

How's middle school?

Idiot.

It's a ruse but in all seriousness the Canadian government should be taking more responsibility.

Has Western government and elected leadership really devolved to a multicultural love show while genuine problems just get allowed to run their course?

fuck fort mcmurray
fuck alberta

how is canada burning to the ground i thought it was all snowy?

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hope they get shat on

wildfires are natural and common completely irresponsible to put them blame on anyone without evidence

some trees actually NEED wildfires to propagate

>It's pronounced my way and no other way
>Canadians all have the same accent and talk the same

I ain't havin' your shit buddy, I ain't havin' Nunavut.

My HDD
My guns
My instruments
My pets
Some food and clothes.

this is aussie tier shitposting

the fuck is trudeau doing?

No money to fight fire, spent all reserves on importing islam.

No arguments about the fires being natural in the 21st century in a region where wildfires are normal, there should have been better preparedness and response, which have been completely insufficient. And we can only look at Trudeau's administration.

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>the army to put out a fire

What are they gonna do? It's not like you can shoot at it or something.

North Dakota here

Fucking smoke is choking us out and will for the next month. Same shit happened the last time those fucking caniggers forgot how to fight fires or when they washed us out years ago because WATTER AMERGMUNT IS HURD DURRRR

Fuck Canada. I hope it burns to the fucking ground this time.

YES, BURN IT ALL

TAKE ME MERCIFUL SATAN

They should drop their gold reserves on it to snuff the fire out

You're a stupid fucking cunt everyone knows the Ontario accent is the only one in the world that matters
So this is the power of Mexican intellectuals

Notice how this massive fire started after his meeting with Soros and his "interesting ideas"? And how they do little to fight it (even cut spending for fire fighting)? And now they are blaming global warming?

Trudeau just torched his own country for jewbucks and to push the globalist agenda.

why do people from north dakota get so mad about being flooded

theres nothing there in southern manitoba/ND

whine more about your garbage state

WEEDMAN ECONOMICS AT WORK!

they must rebuild their cities and create jobs soo weedman decided to just burn everything down.

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well that's the only good thing about him, know when to step down unlike merkel.

Wouldn't surprise me.

He was fighting for globalism even as an 18 year old college kid. And Canada isn't his country or his father, they're French Soros/ Rothschild dogs.

youtube.com/watch?v=6B8IrpWVaoE

>why do people who have their town flooded complain when it was our fault?

I literally hope you get cancer and die before 40. Fuck memes I really wish you'd die.

>edgy

No, just die before your time due to circumstances outside your control.

All French people need to be expelled from this country all French people are good for are taking nigger dicks up their ass and getting shot by Muslims.

we won against the fire

28 Tim Hortens and a moose were destroyed.

>poor canucks

The fire will balance itself.

I once dated an Northern Canadian but it didn't go anywhere. I think he was just not that inuit.

Justin Trudeau does not care about white people

>The plains Indian is triggered by trees
Fucking literal red sky from the sun shining through the smoke where I live. Shit sucks, I get stoned just by going outside.

>he was just not that in you it
I don't know how you dumb shitposters say it with your retarded faggot accents but that's how it's supposed to be said

>Ontario

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

So mad lel

Saudi Arabia must be happy. It regained its market share and gets to watch Canada's production plummet.

holy shit, the new toyota corolla

Prostate cancer. Age 36

See you in hell

Of course they can, using water guns

kekd

I laugh at people not from Ontario too

winnipeg saved a ton of high tax high income housing by releasing the dams, and the price was some podunk garbage towns and losers in a flyover state

move if your states so shit

I took my computer, some family keepsakes and all my important files. Insurance can cover everything else. But I can't easily replace my hentai collection, my grandfathers watch or my old videogame receipts from 2002.

2 hours is more then enough time to get everything irreplaceable packed into your truck.

>Implying I won't off myself in a few months.

LOOOOL did we flood America? I thought they wanted our water they're always taking water from the Great Lakes

BURN DRY LEAVES BURN

Apparently there's a fire just north of Fort. St. John
Guess i'm out of a job now.

HAHAHAHAA I MADE FUN OF THE CANADIAN BECAUSE THEY REJECTED MY IMMIGRATIOM APPLICATION
OH FUCK MY STOMACH HURTS WHERES THE NEAREST BEACH
I SHOULDNT NAVE ATE ALL THAT SPICY CURRY
*sprays spicy curry shit all over the ground some of it gets between your toes, a stray cricket ball rolls by into your shit*

This is an interstellar event and we're drinking the fucking cool aid.

speak for yourself pajeet

abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/air-force-copters-douse-massive-forest-fires-north-38807188

All these fires are Alberta rejecting the new provincial communists

I hope you edgy faggots all get ass cancer.

This watch?

>North Dakota
Nice try CIA, im too woke to believe in the North Dakota Myth.

Could this realistically force a vote of no confidence in Weedman if he doesn't get this shit under control?

Being born a pooftah should have forced a vote of no confidence

Kek

I would throw my vote away on a no confidence every fucking election if i could.

Or green party.
Same thing.

We have three oceans protecting us from foreign invasion. If a hostile country meant to do us harm, we would have more than two days to prepare for it.

No. Not unless there's some catastrophic fuck up he's indisputably behind. It's not like Canada ditches a PM every time there's a disaster, like Australia does.

so uh is dude weed lmao really gonna resign?

My guns.

Same buddy. In MN and the street is a haze.

Your whole island is a disaster

I dunno. Letting Alberta burn to the ground seems like a pretty big fuckup

I used to say that, but then I realized that these are Canadians and I love them. You're a real piece of shit, buddy.

I mean.. we've had decades to prepare against Islam. Look at that.

It's going to burn all the way to Yellowstone and ignite the giant volcano there. Trudeau's plan all along.

I'm sure the 50% female cabinet is on it. After all it's 2016.

>it's not like you can shoot it
artillery.

It's pretty common for the Army to help out with forest fires. Often times, the reserves are called up for do it. They can add a lot of manpower, digging fire breaks and shit.

The engineers also have their equipment.

In this case, they're calling in the regular force too, so it's a pretty serious response.

You better buy a boat.

Sometimes you gotta fight fire with open fire.

Underrated

>Government has a 1.2 BILLION dollar budget for humanitarian efforts for Iraq and Syria
>Instead of dipping into that as needed for their own countrymen say "fuck it, we'll just match whatever people donate to red cross over this instead"

I went through that in Vancouver when there was a fire in Pemberton. It was pretty surreal.