Is it possible to take a horse dick without dying? What about a realistic horse dildo...

Is it possible to take a horse dick without dying? What about a realistic horse dildo? How far could a human take it in pussy and ass?

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this is not okay

How so?

Shameless self bump, I need some info on horse dicks.

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Ask Mr Hands.

duh, there's plenty of brazilian bestiality porn where women fuck horses. The horses are drugged on something though so they don't hump and skewer the women, but the dick goes inside of them so I say it counts.

Ayy

The CEO of bad dragon took a dildo up his ass that was at least three times tge size and thickness of a horse cock.

So go for it OP you faggot

pics and video?

they don't fuck horses, they do donkeys / ponys

horse dicks are gigantic

FFS you know a baby comes out of a vagina right?

So you can get some pretty big things up there with practice.

kek he died because a horse fucked his intestines.

its not about width its bout the horsedick length

I know he died, that got me interested. I'm wondering if somehow people can survive it.
I've never seen a woman actually taking it properly, do they do it?

can anyone find the story to this

why? are you male or female btw?

I have seen a vid of a woman taking it properly, it was a pony though, not a full blown stud

Exactly, length is the real question, real horse dick would crush all your organs if it went all the way inside you.

Have you seen the vid? He only died because of a really hard thrust from the horse. It was not his first time, so he survived all the previous times.

Just google it nigglies

How big was the dick compared to the full blown stud? Also, did he hump her or she did it slowly somehow?

Did he really take it fully before? How can such a huge dick penetrate him without force? There is no room for something that big in human body, it had to break something. Where would it fit?

Male. I don't want to fuck a real horse, that's way too dangerous. I'm just curious about it.

ITT: Full of niggers.

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Literally just go on his twitter, he posts fairly regular videos of himself taking BD dicks in XL.

big but not dangerously so

also full blown force, not thise sideway dick brazil shit

I see, interesting.
Is horse porn fully legal? I assume it is since you can find it on google images.

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Anyone got the GIF of the horse going balls deep into a man? I think it was Mr Hands but idk

>forum.deathaddict.com/ams/mr-hands.23/
Video is here

kirk johnson takes full sized horse dildos, but not at full speed so it IS possible

Damn, those ponies are the real deal. Sadly, they cum so fast.

if I post it here I'll get b&, fairly sure about that

it's legal in some countries, NL and denmark I think, not sure about brazil

not legal in most western countries

it was him but it's not the penetration that killed him.
Which kinda answers the question
1. Yes it IS possible to take horse dick without dying but:
2. You can't judge when something will rupture. Most likely eventually one WILL kill you.

not legal in Denmark anymore, a populist politician managed to have it outlawed a few years ago. Police doesn't give a shit though, I've yet to hear about anyone getting nicked for possession of beast porn, or even fucking their dog.

yes, plenty of vids of girls taking em, one wrong move and you can burst something tho

Then why is it available so easily? You can just google it and find it. Maybe fucking is illegal, but watching videos isn't? Btw, I live in eastern europe.

This.
I'm 6'3 with 18 inch arms but a horse dick beats me in an arm wrestling contest every time

you should be wary of the populists, they will slowly make everyone technically criminals like that and then suddenly you're living in a fascist nightmare

welcome to the internet scrub. They fuck actual horses. If I meant ponies or donkeys I would've said ponies or donkeys.

The dicks are so huge, they look like they would dig their way through your lungs and hearth. I still don't understand where do they fit.
We need to get into politics. Make horse porn great again.

I know, it's the sad, mundane truth.

>muh horse porn

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"vote Sup Forums, for great horse dick!"

They do "fuck" them, but they slowly insert part of the dick in their pussies. We want real horse humping and inserting full dick action.

>ur horz pronz

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yes, I am personally up to 4 inch diameter 11 inch length

Time to start a new political party:
> BPDP (Sup Forums party for degeneracy and perversion)

I wouldn't call manually sticking quarter of it in and then awkwardly fapping for the rest of the time "fucking"

I can only imagine the rage of Sup Forums

yeah well traps are next so fuck you too buddy

I would vote for a party that was openly for degeneracy and perversion. Democrats just need to come out of their shell.

We need to start this party and a horse porn company (in a country where it's legal). We will finance our campaigns with that money. Also, we can count on george soros and others for support.

if Sup Forums logics is taken for granted, Soros will throw money at us in endless streams.

I've seen videos of ponies actually fucking girls. Time to buy one. How do I get my girlfriend to fuck him? Yes, I want to be cucked by a horse.

There are more degenerate creeps every year. If we start the party, we will eventually become a powerful influential force.

If Sup Forums logic ever turns out to be correct, the whole world will crumble like a poppadom in a cement mixer.

As long as we don't bother the establishment, but divert attention away from the collusion of business and politics, we'll be swimming in cash and horse pussy!

i've seen it once, this fat old bitch leaning against a fence and getting humped by one, let me see if i can find a link

true, it would be glorious.
kæk
>vote Sup Forums, we got mares and wares and shit

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Oldfag here gonna set you terds straight. The famous mr hands video you guys have seen is not of him getting killed, it's just one of many videos he made. He legitamely took that horse's dick that deep and had done it many times before. Here's a video of a guy getting fisted past the elbow: xtube.com/video-watch/04-DEEP-fisting-and-Double-DEEP-27834891

And this: xtube.com/video-watch/Supersize-me-12353961

Man, this is genious. Trump is making a big deal out of immigrants and muslims, instead of talking about federal reserve and other stuff. We will make the next election about horse dick and thus divert attention.

plenty of people do it. problem starts when you do it without any experience on a horse that just wants to fuck hole. there has only been a couple of instances of death by horse cock and LOTS of people are taking them.

Forgot to mention that these guys use poppers, which relax your intestinal muscles and allow it to straighten out and expand more easily. They're not necessary but based on what ive read make it way easier and probably safer.

the intestine can really stretch. You don't go taking a horse cock on a whim. You do a lot of anal play and stretching before hand. I've been stretching myself lately. recently managed to fit my two dildos in at the same time with their widest circumference being 6.25in and 7.8in
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Wow, that shit is really impressive, can't belive this is even possible.
> there has only been a couple of instances of death by horse cock and LOTS of people are taking them.
I only know about mr hands, what other instances?

There are just a handful of videos of women taking it unrestrained.

Here is a recent one go to pornsocket and paste /media-gallery/54736-4.html

I'm thinking about buying my first dildo or a butt plug. What would you recommend for a beginner? Also, do you do enemas beforehand?

Nice, but thats a pony. Ponies are great too, but I was talking about massive horses.

Holy shit i got the same doubles on both my posts

That's a sign you need to buy a massive horse dildo and start practicing.

Almost no one other than mistress beast can take a horse actually fucking. The rest just wait until they're done and stuff it in.

Who is that?

im the same fag so going to respond to both
I don't know of any other specific instances where someone else has died of horsecock but if there are 7bil people and less than one percent of them fuck animals yet less than one percent of them die by it then the odds are good. Got a better chance of death by eating blowfish.

for a beginner I'd say start with a toy no bigger than yourself. 7in is about the max length the average person can comfortably take with little experience and you don't want anything with a diameter of over 2in for your first time.

Don't get a buttplug straight off the bat. Those are primarily fetish items and used with varied success for stretching. Not thrusting. I own one and I mainly just wear it out in public or when I'm fucking a bottom. Not much of a thrusting toy

ENEMAS yes. It depends on how clean your intestine is/how much you care about a little shit. For me it's a big deal. I don't like to fuck a dirty ass and don't like to be fucked when my ass is dirty. There is no set amount of times it takes for enema's to be effective. I sometimes can rinse out my ass in less than an hour. Sometimes it takes me doing it off and on for 3 hours. Be careful to use limited amounts of water at a time or you'll end up getting water into your small intestines which turns it into a shit slip-n-slide. Takes forever to clear that out.
It really depends on how big a dick/toy you're taking too. There is a sort of U-bend in your colon that can hold dirty water after an enema. small inserts it might not be a problem but large inserts can plunge that dirty water out all over whatever you're shoving up there.

Gross stuff but these are the lessons I've learned.

It's a huge deal for me too, I can't stand shit. Good point on butt plugs. I'll just get a normal dildo, maybe a small one. How much lube should I use?

>How much lube should I use?
The key word is "more"

Btw, I don't have much interest in stretching, I love length.

Then you should squirt some lube up there after the enema thing. Get a plastic syringe and some tube for that or something.

lots of lube. might want to buy the larger quantity at your local adult shop if you plan to make it a regular thing. Walmart is expensive. I also don't recommend buying KY or Equate if you do shop walmart. Those smell terrible. I like walmart's Platinum brand. The anus isn't really meant for thrusting so you're going to be sore if you go overboard your first time with too little lube.

Also a lot of cheap dildos are made of knock off rubbers that trap particulate (shit) in small air pockets which will quickly start to smell. If you're going to use a cheap dildo anally you're going to want to put a condom on it to keep it from getting gross. The bad dragon toys I buy are made from non-porous silicone so I just have to clean them and occasionally boil them.

Ok, so we learned that you can take a horse dick in the ass because intestines can stretch. What about pussy? How deep can a dick go in pussy?

Buy your own horse dildo, we can't answer that for you

depends on your pussy, I'd say.

average is a little over 6in
The ass is really way more versatile when it comes to large insertions. Vag just handles thrusting way better

usually this would be the point where we "tits or gtfo" but since it's actually relevant I think it can slide.

oh and on the topic of lube. when you buy your toy try and check on the material it is made of and what lubes are compatible with it. the main two lubes are water and oil based.

Water based is oft a tiny bit slicker but oil based lasts much longer without drying out. I actually use olive oil frequently due to it being so much cheaper. Though more clean up is required after and don't want to get oil on your bed sheets.

source?

nvm found

tits or gtfo

jk, thanks for the input user

We concluded that it is possible to take a horse sized dildo in the ass. Now its pussy time. I want real examples and numbers. 6in is not max, it can go way deeper with some work, the question is, how deep?

most the information I gave you
was based on personal experience. I'm a gay male so I really can't answer many questions about vag. From my limitted understanding I'd say nothing over a foot in length and thats for he deepest vag's. 10in is my guess for max you can fit in the average woman.

Thanks for all the info, but still, maybe something can be done to deepen the pussy. I'm just curious, waiting for someone to answer.

>not the penetration that killed him

Technically you're correct, but that's kind of like saying "it's not the knife that killed him, it was the blood loss".

Had he not taken a giant meat plug forcefully to the colon, he might still be alive.

>versatile
Meet the XL T-Rex Hilted

as for vag. widen yes deepen idk anatomy and childbirth should be looked into

it penetrated the colon into the lower abdominal cavity. dude was fugg'd

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