ITT: share your worst drinking story

ITT: share your worst drinking story

>29m working odd jobs
>gf of four years is a singer
>join her to a living room concert on our anniversary
>drink, coz you hate that singer song-writer shite
>drink more and more
>spiral.gif
>have massive blackout, because I'm prone to that
ffw next morning

>find myself lurking in front of shitty bars under a subway track
>manage to head back to the house where the party was
>host won't let me in, sounds reluctant af
>3hour train ride back to my home town
>text and call gf, won't respond
>response in the afternoon:
"you molested everybody at the place
talked mad shit about the music
peed in the staircase
when I tried to stop you
you threw a tantrum
you beat me with your backpack
some strangers stopped you
everybody was shocked about your behaviour
user (mutual friend) would have beat you up, if he saw you
don't ever call me again, get some therapy"
>basically telling me that all those 30 something people at the party will remember is me being a complete douchebad, an obscene drunk fucktard who beat his gf in front of everyone
>I've ruined her fucking moment

guess I'm single now.
So what's your worst story Sup Forums?

tl;dr
>I ruined my gf's private concert and now I'm single

>be me, 22
>go with siblings to a small party with 10 people or so
>drink lots of rum
>crack jokes, have good time with all the people
>some guy gets guitar out
>start to mock his playing by doing air guitar right in front of him
>party winding down
>"dare me to drink this whole bottle of rum?"
>everyone says NOOOOOO
>drink most of it before someone stops me
>on ride home, feeling sick
>alcohol poisoning
>stop at park to vomit
>vomit
>see light post
>start dancing on/around it like stripper pole
>back in car, vomit again, catch it in my hands
>sing along to Leona Lewis song on radio with vomit all over me
>at home, family had to force me to take a shower
>everyone sees me naked
>pictures are taken
>never live it down, not ever

OP here, thanks for sharing
I also have a whole book of stories like that
I black out after some 4 beers, it's fucking ridiculous

Yeah i've blacked out quite a few times but that was probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. At least, I hope so.

I also had my family see me nude. took a train home from a party once, drunk as fuck.
ran through the house from top to bottom, eating shit out of the fridge.
moms wakes up, I run around naked back and forth between the shower.
tells me next morning.
I sink into the ground and become dirt.

OP here

that night she kept emphasizing if I ever thought that I would have a gf for that long
>the irony

>29
>STILL getting black out drunk

You are a useless piece of shit

>get so drunk that I forget I went out drinking but know I did because hangover
>check texts to make sure I didn't do something dumb
>did something dumb
>checked in with my best friend to piece together the rest of the night to verify the situation
>had a girl I was into at the time, who was into me, we got to be really close because we both went through bad breakups around the same time and we leaned on eachother a lot, was competing with one other older (4-6 years older) uglier guy who was her sholder to cry on outside of me.
>got so drunk I made an ass out of myself and she got pissed and left to go talk to the older guy about how she thought I had a drinking problem or something
>texted her another several times after hearing she left to go talk to him and called her a bitch and a whore and a bunch of other stuff.
>also told her not to drink and drive for some reason
>my texts were apparently so upsetting that I pretty much drove her to him, they've been together like 3 years now.
>she and I are cool now but things aren't really the same anymore

tell me something I don't know already.

So why drink?
Just have three and call it good?
If you can't stop, dont start at all.
Sorry if this was all too logical for you.

>be in asia-fucking-whatever
>get drunk
>get in truck
>blackout.jpeg
>asia-fucks saying i did wrong and got me away from the scene
>back to the homeland
>write story

>be me
>be fall semester at uni
>night after trump wins election
>go out and hit the bars, decked out in trump garb
>end up drinking entire 5th of jack daniels before going out
>blackout before I even leave my building
>wake up next morning in a local park, covered in blood
>figure i had a bloody nose bc those happen pretty frequently for me
>walk home and get off on floor
>see a guy i kinda know
>"user holy shit are you alright i saw you get jumped last night"
>wot.jpg
>"yeah you were arguing with 3 black dudes about the election and you ended up getting jumped, got thrown out of the bar with them and they kept beating the shit out of you"
>after i sobered up i realized at least 2 of my ribs were broken and i had a chipped tooth
to this day i'd give anything to find out who those nig nogs were
>mfw tolerant left

OP again. that's fucked up, mate. yeah alcohol does that.
>invited my gf over to join me and my friends in our favorite bar
>got so drunk, I overheard her talking to a friend
>just normal shit, she's doing an interview for uni or something
>get paranoid, tell her off
>argument engages, I slur and frown like an idiot
>slam my drink down, tell her to go
>she asks if I'm serious
>"yes"
>she goes

I couldn't even recreate why i was upset.
fucking alcohol, i'm quitting.

>you molested everybody at the place
>talked mad shit about the music
>peed in the staircase
>when I tried to stop you
>you threw a tantrum
>you beat me with your backpack

I love you. Let's be friends.

>some guy gets guitar out
>start to mock his playing by doing air guitar right in front of him

Good for you! Fuck those people.

I've tried many many times.
I can't help it, it's a predisposition. Some people just black out after a few beers. What's even worse, I can't stop once I start, I just keep drinking more and more.
Some friends of mine appreciate my humor when I'm drunk and say it's not an issue, it's just how I roll. Some are upset. And obviously, lost my gf that way.
I'm quitting drinking anything remotely alcoholic now for the next year.
I don't NEED a dring ever so often, not an alcoholic. But I'm binge drinking socially and it won't get better.

That wasn't necessarily the worst drinking experience i've ever had but definitely the one i wish i remembered the most, i blackout often

Im 21. Ive drank a ton as a teen but as im older, I dont see the appeal to alcohol. I prefer xanax or any painkiller.

Worst ive done is take 6 xanax and 4 percocets and blacked out and started hitting on my sisters friends.

OP, that's pretty bad. I genuinely feel bad for you. If I were you, I'd stop drinking for good.

I've made a fucking fool of myself.
But tbh, when I was still clear minded, I thought that almost everyone there was a pretentious, snobby piece of shit.
All converse shoes in the hallway and everyone with their polo golf shirts. yikes!
I hardly liked my gf's friends, she really surrounds herself with little pretentious indie cunts.

I feel you, man. I'm sick of hearing the stories from friends the next day. I can't even relate as I have only fragmented memories, at best. I just remember a faint idea and go like "Oh, fuck I hope I didn't do that!" - and it turns out I did.

>be 18
>end of senior year of high school
>hanging out with different people
>discovering how much fun drinking is
>summer comes and drinking 4 nights a week heavily
>starts with beer then progresses to whiskey, rum, vodka, whatever anybody can manage to find since were all underage fags
>start to make more friends and start getting with more girls/getting girls attention
>get full of myself for some reason because I'm used to being a homebody with no friends
>mom puts me on a "probation" where I have to come home at 11 every night
>come home at 11 at every night but don't cut back on my drinking
>progressively coming home more fucked up every night
>finally sits down and tells me I can't drink under her roof anymore
>agree to stop but don't mean it
>go a few nights sober so my mom starts to cut me some slack
>go out another night and start drinking bacardi heavily
>drunker than Ive ever been in my life
>whole world is spinning on the walk home
>angry and want to fight for some reason
>swinging fists at people I'm with
>they ditch me and start walking in a different direction
>find my way home
>slam my front door after I get in
>bedroom at the time is right next to my moms
>start screaming how much of a cunt she is and how she should fuck off
>hasn't even said anything to me
>wakes her up
>b line for the bathroom before she says anything
>puke my body weight up in the sink, bath tub and floor
>barely make the toilet
>fall over in my own puke
>had locked the bathroom door before getting inside
>my mom breaks in
>I sit up and proceed to call her every name in the book
>she puts her hands up and goes back to bed like shes done
>I don't even clean up the mess or myself
>strip my clothes and go to bed
>wake up with a horrible hangover
>mom doesn't talk to me for 3 days straight

Wow user, I wouldn't mess with prescription drugs. messes up your brain.

fuck me i'm so ashamed of the shit i've done which pales in comparison

>have the bad kind of threesome
>return home and shit in sink before passing out
>couldn't get the smell out of my house for months

share it, bitchboi

you've been pitching?

Normally I'm in control of everything and I'm the one watching other people make fool of themselves, but even I've had my moments:

>It's a nice summer day
>Bought a tickets for a gig later that night
>Friend asks me to join him in a mid-day open air gig
>Buy some beverages, since the weather is nice and it's fun to just enjoy the beautiful warm weather sitting on the grass drinking
>Manage to get myself rather hammered before the actual gig
>My friend joins me and buys a ticket to the gig at the door
>Drink more
>I'm in okay condition, but pretty god damn drunk
>Go take a piss in the VIP-WC (had VIP-tickets, as always)
>This guy compliments my shirt that I bought from a festival the very same summer
>Talk with him about the festival, since he was there too
>He seems like a interesting guy, decide to hang with him for a moment
>"user, want to smoke some weed?"
>Go and smoke some weed in the club's VIP-WC
>He gives me xtc. I'm hammered and high, but manage to check that it's okay-tier from pillreports
>Take the XTC, but refuse all the redoses etc.
>I'm waiting for the XTC to kick in while being high as fuck and drunk
>It hits
>Feels good man
>Drink more
>Black out
>Don't remember anything about the last parts of the gig
>Get out with the guy I met at the gig
>We meet a few girls outside
>They ask if we know a place to continue partying
>"Yeah, we know this one place. The party will continue to 11 AM there."
>Can't remember ANYTHING from the trip to that post-party
>Suddenly I regain consciousness; I'm sitting at a table with the girls at the post-party
>Start babbling to the girl
>"user, you've told me all this like 10 times already"
>Panic
>Get outside
>Confused as fuck
>The guy I'm with comes to pick me up and asks if I want to sleep at his place
>Fuck yeah, sleep
>We order an uber
>During the ride I ask this guy "Weren't you supposed to live in X" (X being a place only 10 kilometers away)
>"Lol, user, no. I live in Y" (Y was 60 kilometers away)
Cont.

>"Fuck it. I'm coming, since I need some god damn sleep and rest."
>Get to his place
>He warms up the sauna and makes some food
>He was actually a pretty nice fellow, but an irresponsible one
>We eat and drink
>I'm finally starting to sober up
>I get asked to a gangbang
>"What? Yeah, no thanks. I just came here to sleep. I have a gf waiting for me."
>Suddenly the guy starts tripping balls heavy
>The girls realize this and bail. One of them wishes me good luck with the situation.
>Try to contain the guy's psychotic behavior
>He's acting as if he did acid or some heavy psychedelic, but according to him he didn't take anything like that
>Wat
>"user, let's drink more and do some relaxants!"
>"What? Are you fucking stupid? Hell no!"
>Try to keep him from killing himself while calming him down
>I'm close to calling 911, since his condition is worsening
>Suddenly it starts to smell like burning
>"OH FUCK, THE SAUNA AND THE FOOD"
>It's over 100 celsius in the bathroom and the food are burning in the oven
>Shut down the sauna and the oven
>Literally drag the guy to his bed and put him to sleep
>Sleep on the couch for 2 hours
>Wake up
>Battery died
>Have no idea where to go
>Walk 5 kilometers to the train station I thought was the closest one
>Get home
I'm never doing xtc again. That was my first and last time using it. Before that I had used pure MDMA, but I don't want to use that either anymore. These days I don't really drink nor do I do drugs, especially stimulants.

>be me
>have ex gf that I dated for 4 years
>still hopelessly in love with her
>haven't had any contact in months then out of nowhere she starts texting me asking me to come stay the night with her and sending me selfies and shit
>ignore this shit for weeks cause I know it's just gonna wreck me
>one night she texts me saying she still loves me and she needs me
>next night go to a show and get absolutely obliterated
>in my drunken state think it's a good idea to go over to her house after the show at 2am
>call her as I'm standing outside her house
>she answers
>next thing I know she's walking out of the house towards me with some guy
>"who the fuck is this"
>"user, this is A he's my boyfriend"
>absolutely lose my shit
>seeing red
>in a complete alcohol and adrenaline fueled fit
>start screaming at the top of my fucking lungs calling her a cunt and whatnot
>neighbors are waking up
>too drunk to walk properly at this point but I can't calm down
>they're both yelling at me to chill out and to sleep it off on the couch
>fuck that
>now even more furious and getting extremely hostile
>next thing I know the guy is coming at me full speed with his shirt off
>don't remember much about the fight but I got my ass whooped
>sitting in the road bleeding and absolutely broken inside and they walk off together holding hands
>she texts me a few minutes later
>"I love him and I'm happy. Also I think you should know we're having a baby together. I'll always love you too user but I guess you aren't ready to be friends yet

>>Start babbling to the girl
>>"user, you've told me all this like 10 times already"
>>Panic

OP again. kek!
I can relate too much...

>got shitfaced at a festival
>police gave me a ride home
>$50 fine for insulting them
ffw a week
>letter from court in mail
>apparently I've bit a guy into his tattoo till he bled and assaulted a guard
>make statement at the police station
>say I was flat-out drunk, can't remember, doesn't sound like me, willing to personally appologize
>stalk tattoo guy on fb
>he's an ugly pig-faced fat fucking cunt
>receive his and guards 3page statement
ffw a month
>case dropped, no charges

mfw I hate tattoos and bit into one with no consequences

Good, she deserved it, egotistical twat

respects, user. You handled that situation pretty well, I mean, at least you didN't burn the place down. That guy was messed up. kek

alcohol is truly the devil sometimes. But you know you have youself to blame too, probably

Had many bad ones.

>Tried to find cab from bar
>ended up hours away in some rural area.
>nearly froze to death and tried to get into someones house to warm up.
>they threatened to call the cops on me, sent me packing.
>Opened random car doors and eventually found a truck to sleep in.
>In the morning found a couple of crackheads that drove me back into the city and bought me a coffee.

>Woke up in a kitchen at a bar in the morning, sitting down with puke all around me.
>Got up and asked one of the cooks to call me a cab
>They did.

>Hates tattoos
>Bit a guy's tattoo off
Kekkings to the max.

I've cheated on her multiple times and she always forgives me. But to be frank, I wasn't in love when we got together. I was merely going along with her affection. I started to appreciate her later on. We had massive differences, as I'm a musician, too. I hated some of the shallow shit she made, all the cheesy fucking drama in her music. And she fucking KNEW I would hate the music they would play that night. She went to therapy and her therapist told her shit like "look in the mirror and tell yourself how good you are!" ... I think that shit makes you lose touch.

Well, finding someone you agree with 100% is close to impossible I guess.

Yeah seeing how it turned out alright for me, I can really just appreciate the kekism of that. And I really hated the guts of this guy, telling just by that one photo and he even smiles in it.

that fucking bitch ass cunt wrote a whole paragraph on how the tattoo is ruined by scar tissue, how much it will cost to repair according to his tattoo dickhead artist friend ....

mfw, me no pay your shitty tattoo, bitchboi

>I'll always love you too user but I guess you aren't ready to be friends yet

had a homophobic rank and swung a knife around at a coupla people first time i got black out

couldn't look em in the eyes for a month, i thought that was bad

Yep. The guy actually texted me the next day to thank me. He bought tickets to few gigs for me, offered me drinks and said that I could ask any favor from him, if I needed.

He actually got his shit together after that incident. He was lucky to have me around. I'm not proud of doing all that stupid shit, but at least I have something to feel good about.

OP here.
oy, that's a bad next day alright.
I too have my fair collection to flip through when I feel to confident.

>me in a big city I can't even handle while sober, don't know my ways here
>party with highschool friend
>people suck balls
>we go to this place near a canal to see a concert
>get shitfaced, jump around like a complete moron
>group leaves
>I tell them with slurred speech, but confident enough to seem like I know what I do
I'll go this way, bye!
>they leave
>wake up to the sound of cars next to my ears
>slept in front of the automatic door of a parking garage
>on a little piece of pavement as narrow as my shoulders
>got my phone stolen by some african cuntbag
>I can tell, as I've contacted my phone company and they sent an invoice of some 50$ calls to Africa, hours and hours of calls
>I don't have to pay, yay! got that covered at least.
>wallet got stolen with some 50$, vouchers and all my cards and IDs –– fucking hell!
>but my anus was intact and not creampied, which is nice

friend still mocks me for the story.

>slept in front of the automatic door of a parking garage
I wonder what was going on inside your head, when you made that decision.

Yeah, I was at fault for sure but I was set up.

Yeah dude she's the craziest bitch I've ever met but we've got so much history it's hard to shut off all feelings. 2 weeks after that she broke up with that guy and I fucked the shit out of her then blocked all ways for her to contact me...and changed my phone number. lol

you probably just saved his sorry ass life.

I had a fucking heroin addict sleep at my place this one time.
>out with a friend, he's doing coke and talks to fucking everybody
>ends up talking to this American fellow who's here "on exchange" for a job
>turns out he has more alternative facts than Kellyanne Conway
>coke friend says we should go to his friends place, get some more coke
>we have a good time walking down the road, joking at 3am
>his friend is pissed off, tells us we should fucking leave
>I end up walking alone with that junkie
>get coaxed into letting him crash at my place

>sober up and notice he has fucking puss dripping from his mouth
>missing teeth, keeps using my kleenex and wiping blood and puss off hise mouth
>all that while he keeps making up stories
>tell him to stfu and sleep on the fucking floor with the stupid blankets I gave him

>next day, the place smells like shit
>He spit fat loads of puss and blood in the sink and toilet
>give him coffee and cornflakes
>the guy talks bullshit about knowing Aikido and his death blows he learned until it's fucking 1pm
>doesn't drink his fucking coffee,
>instead he just hovers the cup in the weirdest fucking angle,
>can't even find a proper picture to illustrate it
>like, holding his entire arm exactly horizontal to his shoulder and holding the cup in one line with it, two fingers on the hook
>somehow I get fucking upset by this hovering cup shit
>the guy asks me for a tenner
>promises to pay me back
>never hear of the dickhead
>fucking junkie ass cuntbag
>clean my whole flat and wash all the blankets

you fucked her while she was preggo?
niiiice

yeah it was not even 100meters away from that bar and it was going down into the ground, like basement level. I guess I thought it'd be better than sleeping on a traffic island, kek

What a fucking asshole. I'm amazed how some people completely lack the ability to feel grateful about anything.

Also:
>can't even find a proper picture to illustrate it
>like, holding his entire arm exactly horizontal to his shoulder and holding the cup in one line with it, two fingers on the hook
That's some deep space geometry right there.

spot on, he really never said "thank you", not even for the breakfast, nothing. nada. I hate those kind of people.


>That's some deep space geometry right there.
It was so goddamn annoying. He just lifted his arm to this weird angle and then kept talking shit, never even taking a sip, put down the cup, lifts it again. This is how you get yourself killed, I swear.

yikes, that's a good one!
hope she isn't mad anymore

yo man, that's what alcohol does. People keep telling me, it just emphasizes "who you really are", but I know it first hand that that is utter bullshit.
I've said and done things that were completely not me at all.
Why would alcohol make you think clearer and show "who you really are"? It makes no fucking sense and it's not the case AT ALL. It shuts off your judgement, that's what it does.

>hanging out with group of people at the bar
>40+ year old little creep that i always see starts creeping on one of the girls
>she denies him. and she's with her boyfriend
>he gets aggressive and racist towards her sand nigger boyfriend
>i'llsavetheprincess.jpg
>5'2, i can take him
>he picks up bottle, and smashes me over the head
>out cold in the middle of the bar
>wake up in ambulance
>refuse to go to hospital
>wake up, pissed the bed with a black eye
>have a job interview days later

still got the job, despite the black eye.

>>wake up, pissed the bed with a black eye
>>have a job interview days later
>still got the job, despite the black eye.


kekus to the max

>be 18
>underage

hahahahahaha

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