So some dumb ass forgot his credit card near me

So some dumb ass forgot his credit card near me.
What's the plan?
What should I do with it?

Cut it up. Put in trash. Tip fedora

What he said or gift cards.

Gift card is a good idea

Amazon.

I am worried about them finding mu identity though

Return it

go buy yourself lunch then toss it out

write it down buy something online with no possible way for them to trace it back. use a VPN

"possible way for them to trace it back"

right up to the point where it is delivered.

Everything can be traced dumbass

gift card

not if you're an super intelligent genius man u fucc boi

Well what would be the most if not perfect way to use it?

Use it to buy lots of stuff and then get done in for fraud.

Alternatively, use it to buy mountains of drugs via a VPN and send them to a bunch of random people. You won't profit but a lot of people will suffer. Could be fun.

Good good that's the right set of mind

give it back tyrone

But how would i by my kfc tho?

Sell it for $100 to some nig nog and let them get the heat for it

Think of all the watermelons!

Be a decent fucking human for once in your life and return or destroy the card. Be better than Sup Forums

That ship sailed along time ago friend

Alright op listen up, turn the card over, there should be a 10digit number there, call it, report the card as missing, his card provider will call him and handle the rest.

contact the credit card company then ask them if theres a way to return it and if not just shred it. be a cool guy OP.