State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

>Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$8.65 per hour
>34

>Assiantant to the Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$9.65 per hour
>15

>Chef
You're a fucking burger flipping faggot. Get a real job

...

a job is a job

Elvis impersonator
28
$300-per night
Drown in puusays daily

Amateur surgeon, especialized in gun shots and drug abuse
50$ each visit, 50% off if the meat bag dont survive
33

Light bulb fitter
18
$30 per bulb
Free blowjobs when I change op's mums lights

Explain yourself

Cellphone network technical consultant. Thry usually hire me out at $1500-2000 a day, I will see about 50% of that so 200 billable days
= $150000 - $200000 per year. Not a bad life, we do a lot of work with governments so I fly all over thevworld in business class, it only sucks when people shoot at me (happens a couple times a year!!!).

Divorced 9 years now, she got the house n final settlement so what I earn I keep :)

Have a Thai wife in Chiang Mai and a Sudanese wife in Kahrtoum, hope they never meet !!!

>Junior commodities trader
>£180000/y + bonus (usually 200-400%)
>27

After acunulute many debts from med schoil drop and starts to live in a slumpm many drug lords also live here and one day this group smash my door asking to help this monkey withba gun shot in the leg. After thatvI start to work for then and they "friends". Cash is gud so I'll keep doing untilbi can get out of here

Window Washer/Roof Moss Technician
$35 - $40 an hour (profit sharing company)
25

>Walmart Cashier
>$10.00 per hour
>18

What method do you use
I hope you use reach and wash and not nigger teir ladders
£2-£300 a week
Own buisness could make more but lazy as fuck tbh

I only use a deonizer filter with a water pole when I have to. Otherwise it's ladder sets and window squeegees

I started with ladders but the reach and wash method is quicker and easier I use a ionic system
Ro unit
Two pre filters
Di resin
And water softener
Just saving up cash for a heater to be fitted
I've done absailing but that shits not for me Kek

Hope you get promoted to top chef. It pays just slightly more per hour.

I'm part of a profit sharing company, so I make excellent wages and don't have to do any clerical work. I report/bill out jobs through a web-based application. I considered starting my own business, but I live in the Seattle area, so building a client base would be a huge amount of work/marketing. I worked for another company that I was under a non-competitor agreement with, and was just recently acquired by the company I'm currently with. I like being out in the field, instead of the office, so I prefer field tech work as oppose to administrative stuff. Before I did this I was a sport fishing/wildlife viewing guide at a remote wilderness lodge on Kodak Island. I worked four seasons in Kodiak, and now I'm in Washington year-round.

Truck parts sales (Not on commission. Fuck that shit)
$27.50/hr
36

Kodiak* Island

>director of social networking engagements at google
>$ 600,000
>29

ive been here for 13 years
what the fuck am i doing

Sounds like you will go far user
Your previous job sounds amazing tho

porter
17/hr
20

>PhD candidate/research assistant/TA at Purdue
>24K
>21
just graduated yesterday and won college, feels good man

You're like a more faggoty version of james bond

The only woman who are still into elvis are not the women I would want to stick my dick in.

>sous chef
>Wendy's
I chuckled a little

I'm using the same thing with my water poles. With the resin and whatnot. I prefer window squeegeeing when I can reach the window; it just leaves the window cleaner. I use copper scrubby pads to remove any organics from the glass, and it's not easy to get a window 100% using a pole and brush.

I'm a karaoke DJ, I make free drinks, tips, and $85 a night, which is taxed by the gov at the end of the year. I need to quit this gig.

I also work at a restaurant prepping food in the morning for $11.75

MN USA

Locomotive Operator at Oil Facility
35.05 an hour
34

That's all I use tbh apart from the odd door and internal cleaning
I also have a indoor pole kit for high windows
The quality of the cleans are never a issue unless it's the first clean and they are filthy as hell
Try a soft bristle hybrid head and rinse bar can't fail

The douche is just rolling off of you in waves

Nice

i like how the jobs are either complete shit or banking like a motherfucker

Need an MBA for that? I'm starting out with accounting but want to go back to school later for either an MBA or Law

IT Web Engineer

23

130K a year

It was a heck of a job. Basically I just lived out in a bay on the western end of Kodiak Island, and every morning I would leave on a boat or in a float plane to take people fishing or to look at Kodiak brown bears. It was a huge culture shock for me though because i had never flown before and the only experiences I'd had near the ocean were a couple family vacations to Panama City Beach FL. I grew up in the southern Appalachians (basically the set of Squidbillies) and finally I just got fed up with the lack of industry/being broke all the time. When I was 14 in GA I got a job at Chick-Fil-A and minimum wage was $5.85 an hour. I lived paycheck to paycheck (my family is extremely poor/willfully ignorant conservative religious people) for like five or six years. We were always scrounging for money to buy food/pay the power company. Ive been working full-time at one job or another now for over ten years, and I'm finally comfortably saving money and should have enough to back to the southeast in a couple years and buy whatever house/property I want wherever I want.

It's miserablr being poor. My family just thinks I'm, "very lucky/blessed" and that God has just set me out where I needed to be to make a life for myself. It pisses me the hell of to have to hear them remark all monotone on the phone about how, "blessed" I am to be living as comfortably as I am now.

They can all go to hell. One day I'm going to be living up on a big hill above my dad looking down at his Tyvek house-wrap covered hovel, and I'm going to be getting a tan and drinking lemonade by the pool knowing that I'm a self-made man.

Assitant doctor.
$ 110,000
26

>I'll take $2000 on things that never happen or will ever happen

>chef
>works at wendy's
pick one faggot

>Voice Actor
>$15-40ish per hour
>18

I mean sure the pay varies, but even at its lowest it's above minimum wage and I never have to leave my house because I have a studio in here.

major in the army
€ 7.200 per month
I'm 31 years old

Stocker at Foodlion
$9.50 hourly
19

Singer/songwriter
22 y

around $ 9,000 per week. Sometimes a lot less ($3,000 lowest) and sometimes above $20,000

>Cafe
>$15 per hour
>20

DJ
19
€ 3500 a week i guess

making a decent living sounds like a valid answer to your question

Senior IT Security Officer
just made promotion, so not that much. I make 220K a year.
23 years old

Senior marketing consultant @ Google
700,000 $
30

Sounds awsome user hope you get what you want
Sounds like you are working for it

pic and timestamp?

Im a heart surgeon for about 8 years now. pretty good in my job., LONG days tho

~ € 450.000 per year, + bonusses for when i meet my quota of deceased clients

37 yr.

>Gourmet Chef at Five Guys
>$8.66 an hour
>35

Senior senior at Senior. Not so much really, just cleared $12,000,000 plus bonuses and options. Pic related.

Live you tube broad cast ?
Dubs demand it

this was my thought exactly

Legal Extern at the Nevada Supreme Court
unpaid (law student)
22

20:08
14/5/17

Im a senior at a high tech IT company.
22yr. Make about € 6000 each month!

>Doesnt even get paid cal minimum wage
Hahaha faggot stop existing anytime

>quota of deceased clients
kek

Lawyer at one of the biggest firms in my country.
currently making up and about € 300.000 each and every year

27 years now. almost 28 tho.. Think i can do better

>Warehouse worker
>$14.50 and hour
>32

do you have downsyndrom?

Nah man my internet isn't good enough for a livestream as of rn. I need to upgrade.

Business Analyst
£51k
37

>Sous Chef
>at Wendy's

kek

Senior warehouse box driver.
driving boxes from pallettes etc around.

140K over 2016, think it will be 150K this year

22

28
Go to back to community college faggot or your gonna be homeless when your too old to work or disabled

Mcdonalds Lead Chef
$9.25 / Hourly
51 years old

E5 Navy

Base pay + all the other shit - just over 6k a month

Senior Business analyst
90K EUR
24

Age 30

Retired
Nothing
42

General in the army

$1,200,000 last year

39

>you're job
No, I'm not job. When I see something like this, I want to turn around 360 degrees and run away, screaming like hell.

No

all these successful ppl on Sup Forums...

like hell

>ladders
Sounds scary af

nope. not even close...

Good luck, user!

I've never had it nowhere near as bad, but there was a lot of unemployment where I'm from and I had shit grades (bc working and lazy to memorize stuff), so it was pretty hard to get any job during uni. My grandma always criticized me and said I'll end up being homeless, I've no chance to get anywhere in life, etc.

>software security engineer
>$11/hr (not really rich, but at least higher middle class where I am from)
>27 yo

you inbread mongoloid. If you turn 360 degrees celcius you will face the same direction retard

Never been there? All the screams from the tortured souls...

11 an hour
upper middle class
where the fuck are you from?

Im a brigadier General. i do make 1,2M every year.
I manage about 800 marines. I make enough from the bonusses i get.
You're probably a virgin soldier. Fuck if you were under my division, i would fuck you in your anus.

They they are 'and only fags and imagrants use ladders

11€ an hour is pretty decent in europe.

Are you sure?

>fucking anuses
makes 1.2m

Radio Production director
40k
35

>Pest Control Technician
> $19.00 per hour
>28

Czech rep. The median hourly wage is $6.43. It's worse to the east and better to the west, but I like the beer and girls here.

>Makes 1.2 Million per year
>Brigadier General
>completely inept at basic english
kk

being a hooker really seems to pay off tho i should try that

yes just Cross referance my face on the pic with this one I post there is no similarities

Senior Software Engineer Officer
(SSEO)

€ 180.000

23

Go away downie

we do not do english in our country. Matter of fact currently we are planning multiple wars against west :)