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I discovered I can make my nose bleed any time I want, literally whenever I want.
Are there any advantages or fun stuff i can do with this new gift?
I just used it for shit like dodging essays, and mostly school stuff

get outta school with it

How does it work?

Teach me

That's what I've been doing, but I don't know what more can i do

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Well i don't know lol, I just press the side of my nose with not so much power,(make sure nobody sees it), after that i just do a motion where i move my nose to a side and the blood comes fucking flowing everywhere

This is only half of the blood

If they make an autistic X-Men movie, you got the part

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That's not blood, you fucking faggot.

are you retarded?

>find some religious kid
>approach
>tell him "hail satan" while also making your nose bleed
>watch the reaction

make it bleed. pretend you faint.
instant out from school and exams.

Easy blood ritual resource?

>search Christian Kid
>stare him in the eyes
>whisper "Hail Satan" while simultaneously letting your nose bleed

>find crush
>talk with her
>have nosebleed
>tell her is because she hot

It works in anime

This

He is not. That blood is too white. Blood is usually a darker shade of red and doesn't look pink in a sink

You can get chemotherapy at a reduced rate with it you are lucky, cause you have leukemia

>go to church
>wait for the middle of a sermon
>stand up
>nazi salute
>"HAIL SATAN"
>nosebleed
>writhe on the ground

Scams would be quite interesting, especially if you live in USA.

r u a doctr?

Wow, how funny and original

Most of my suggestions have been said already, but maybe fake having some disease like coughing on people idk

iDubbbz can also do that btw, so you're not alone my fellow mutant.

>Are there any advantages or fun stuff i can do with this new gift?

cosplay as shonen MC, fly to otakon

No. I just know from experience that's all.

Useless superpower #186

maybe you should ask a doctor if this is normal? :/

experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted

I can vomit whenever i want, dont need to do anything like put fingers in my throath etc. I just vomit by will

Keep it a secret
>Find a job
>Work for at least 3 months
>Act in front of a camera as if you tripped and hit your nose (companies fault)
>Bleed every time you get "examined"
>Sue or collect benefits
(Make sure to bleed while in court/hospital)
>Enjoy moneys and take vacation for your work/efforts