Make a joke during the movie

>Make a joke during the movie
>Guy in front laughs

This ever happen to anyone else? It's like getting a (you) irl

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>watching watchmen with friends
>scene where he pours boiling oil on a dudes face
>people in the theater laugh
>friend stands up
>"REAL FUNNY GUYS! LAUGH AT A GUY IN COMPLETE PAIN
>someone from the audience says "its a movie retard"
>sink into my seat in embarrassment

>watch movie
>terrible disaster scene
>yell out "That's gotta hurt!"
>get laughs
>try to do it again at another showing
>dude with a laser pointer is in audience
>everyone laughing at him
>time to say my line
>no one laughs
>start berating the laser pointer guy for stealing my attention
>he starts pointing the laser pointer on me
>everyone laughs and I have to leave the theater

Man, I loved that episode of the Big Bang Theory

>talking at the cinema.

>someone "keks" at my joke on Sup Forums
>walk over to my window and chuckle while reminiscing about my joke

sometimes I even recreate the joke outloud, and laugh at it myself

During Willy Wonka's intro in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory starring Johnny Depp, I laughed at a line he says, and half of the theater laughed at me.

>Taking my 9 year old sister to see Star Wars
>30 minutes before movie comes on
>This bitch blurts out that Kylo Ren kills Han Solo to the audience
>Multiple people getting pissed off at me and telling me to get the fuck out
mfw

Fucking devilish

Is she cute?

I hope you all die from your aids soon

this is a good feeling right here.

your sister is a badass

>watching Phantom Menace opening night in a packed theater
>trailers end, movie is about to begin - dead silence
>some guy lets out the most perfect Chewbacca growl and the entire audience fucking loses it, loudest laugh I've ever heard

Fucking fail

I love this especially when I make a dank shitpost and it stirs shit up in people

>tfw your thread gets over 100 replies

I do this too

Yeah.
It's funny now, but I was worried about getting my ass beat after the movie. Luckily they forgave me.

You're sister is a huge faggot

>watching drive
>"that's one fine pussy mobile"
>back lady a few rows back let's out an earth shattering cackle snorted type laugh
>me and 3 people I'm with as well as the few others in the theater erupt in laughter
>she continues laughing

Was a good time

>Watching Amazing Spider-Man 2 on opening weekend. almost full theater
>Gwen falls to her death
>Spider-Man's web creates a little Spider-Hand
>Start laughing
>Gwen suddenly slams brutally on the pavement just as I begin to laugh
>Laugh even harder

Best part of the movie right there

no but once i fingered my ex in the theater and she gave me a handy

we went to go see The Lego Movie

>It's like getting a (you) irl
christ.

didn't really think about how pathetic some of you are, but holy shit.

Sage

You fool, in your attempt to insult him you've just given him what he desires most.

I had a bet with a friend on whether your sis was cute. Looks like I lost.

Yet you do the same. For shame user, I had once thought you wiser.

>2006ish
>Robot Chicken is airing or has just finished airing its first season
>in high school at the time so I'm the exact target audience
>everybody I know including me won't stop quoting it
>go with friend to a movie, don't remember which one
>trailer for M Night Shyamalan movie comes on
>shout WHAT A TWEEST just like in that Robot Chicken sketch
>over half the theater bursts out laughing

Rofl

I only have one halfway decent movie theatre story
>see Paranormal activity in ghetto movie theatre at midnight
>about 20 people in theatre
>my friend and I are the only white people
>every time something scary happens a 1 or 2 people shout and leave
>by the end of the movie it's just us and the janitor standing by the exit
>walking out, pass janitor
>"that happens every time"

when i was watching suicide squad during the bar scene where deadshot said honor among thieves and Katana said not a thief i laughed and the people around me laughed after a second.

It was like they realized "oh hey this is funny".

And i know it was my laughter that triggered theirs because only the people 3/4 sits around me laughed.


They could been laughing at my own laughter but it was a short "haha" so whatever.

>tfw your thread hits bump limit
>tfw another user makes a copy to keep it going

So they went to a scary movie but were pissed it was scary?

>want to see Suicide Squad
>local cinema recently enforced a no-singles policy
>post ad on craigslist the day of opening showing to see if anyone will come with me
>3 replies
>one guy offers if i pay him $30 dollars
>another says $40 because he doesn't want to pay for some faggot edgelord movie
>only have enough money for myself
>last guy offers to go with me if i suck him off
>really wanna see Suicide Squad
>agree

>meet him outside the theater and get in his car
>proceed to get down to business
>finish him off and we both walk to the entrance
>some chick walks up to us and asks who I am
>"No idea babe"
>he turns to me
>"Do you fucking need something dude? I'm tryna see a movie with my girl."
>start to stutter something about a blowjob, really nervous and about to cry
>he gets super pissed and calls me a faggot, then punches me in the face

>wake up outside the theater with a cinema enforcement officer standing over me
>"Hey you weren't trying to look for other singles out here to see a movie, were you kid?"
>blurt out "n-no sir"
>get a sharp kick in the side and told to leave
>still haven't seen Suicide Squad

W-was it good Sup Forums?

>at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows
>previews are playing
>turn to my friend and say "Spoiler: Gimli dies"
>grown man in front of me turns completely around and glares
I think Dobby died in that movie, never really paid attention to those movies.

>watching The Boy
>credits roll
>"I thought the doll was gonna kill her ex-boyfriend and they were going to live happily ever after with the doll."
>row in front of us laughs

It would have been worse if you sucked a guy off just to go see that piece of shit.

If you seen that in the theater, that blowjob will be the highlight of the day.

It makes me wish I was friends with the kekker. I feel like they would understand me like normies never do.

Then of course, we never make friends, so I just get sad.

>go to see Pete's Dragon with my nephew
>we get to the rape scene
>I yell out "Now that's a lot of dragon cock!"
>everyone starts laughing
>some mom in front of me heard and snitched to the staff
>I got kicked out
fucking bitch

>make a funny shitpost
>gets a few (you)s before my lunch break is up and I have to go back to work
>every now and then load up Sup Forums on my phone (on data, not the company wifi) and check for more (you)s

I like this post a lot

I know this feel

i do this too

is this normal or am i just extremely lonely

what's a singles policy

>go to see one of the harry potter movies with gf and some college friends
>sucker punch is one of the previews
>theatre is maybe 25% full so most people are just quietly talking during the pre-show and previews
>but after the sucker punch preview ends there's a silence
>after a moment one of my friends says "Wat"
>Not "What", he pronounced it in such a way that it could only be written as "Wat"
>whole theatre laughs at him
>his fucking shit eating grin

I do it too, it's really gratifying

>tfw been shitposting on Sup Forums for years now and have never gotten a single (you)

>See the last Transformers movie
>Theater is almost empty
>Laugh my ass off at every unnecessary slow mo scene
>Didn't know therewere people behind us until they started laughing with me
>Try to tone it down but I can't help but laugh
>Friend drags me to Warcraft
>Pack of nigs sit behind us
>Scene where a guy gets crushed by a hammer
>"He aight"
>Close up of one of the orcs
>"Yo that nigga got cornrows"
They made the movie interesting

When I went to see Deadpool alone at the cinema, I tried to do MST3K-esque commentary and sometimes just loudly said stuff like "that was a good one" after a funny scene. Eventually a guy very sternly told me to shut up and half the cinema mumbled in concurrence. 5 minutes later I left out of embarrassment. On my way out, a guy yelled "HIGH TAIL IT OUTTA THERE" (a jab at me saying that after a scene earlier on) and the whole theater erupted in laughter.

>73259813
You gotta keep at it

>taking a girl to a movie
>trailers are playing
>standard horror movie trailer with a long quiet buildup to a jump scare
>always grab my date and scream BOO right before the jump scare
>guy in front of me asks why I'm grabbing at an empty seat
>everyone else laughs because my girlfriend was so scared
I always thought of myself as the 'class clown'

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Everyone ignore the non-(you) having faggot above this post

@73259813

I know that feel

Holy shit

>tfw never got to be assigned the local cinema's audience entertainer

at least they let me be the designated cinema shooter this one time

>several years ago during previews
>trailer for that Walk Hard Dewey Cox film plays
>full of 'Cox' puns
>yell out 'COCK JOKE' at the end of it
>most of the audience laughs

Jesus that was so gratifying, comedians must feel amazing all the time on stage.

i do that all the time

it feels fucking great

That movie was a sleeper hit desu

@73259813

lol

W-would it help if I gave you a (you)?

this

>meme in a thread
>get (You)s
>reread post multiple times while snickering

>go to see a movie a week or so ago
>when it's over I take my remaining popcorn and start throwing it up in the air and all over the floor while saying "magnifique!" over and over
>everyone starts laughing and copying me
>there's popcorn over nearly every inch of the theater floor
>the janitor comes in and looks like he wants to kill himself
lmao get cucked wagie.

I yelled out "Damn that's a gorilla wrench" during a Jean Claude movie. Pretty great moment.

yep
we ended having sex afterwards

I saw that at a black theater in Crestwood, Illinois and during that scene some black guy said "muhfucka just got fried, sheeit"

>someone (you)s you and they mention that they haven't laughed in months and they say thanks

In all seriousness I like being polite on this site

>not printing out a screen shot to put on the fridge so mom can see

lmao look at this faggot

jfc
you people are the reason I wait till an afternoon showing on the last day a movie shows that wasn't successful to have the theater all to myself

Checked.

checked

some landwhale burst into tears and yelled "NO" in this hoarse man voice during some teen adaptation shit i was dragged to, twilight or harry potter or something, after a main character died
Most of the theatre laughed at her and she ran out, complained to the staff, and one of the nerdlets who worked the snack counter came and tried to give us a stern talking to, and shouted over the movie until someone else in the theatre told him to fuck off and tell the girl to cry elsewhere

i complained about all of the commotion afterward and got my money back

>We don't like bootleggers. If you see someone in the audience with a recording device capturing the movie, promptly alert staff so we can fix the situation.
>"Time to go home, kids"

:(

Are you doing it right now?
(Subtract one (You) cause I already gave you one.)

I do this so many times its embarrassing

essentially every new evans webm

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ahh brings back memories. The whole place laughed.

you

cunt

laffed

@73259977

(You)

evrybody needs a (you) once in a while

I guess I can admit it since you brought it up. Best feeling ever.

>watching matrix 2
>bunch of niggers start acting like monkeys, shouting and hollering about neo being so fucking loud cant hear the film audio
>start literally jumping around, ushers dont do anything

since then have avoided going cinema

Fucking piece of shit

Yeah. But I forgot what movie. It was a bunch of people that laughed actually.

@73260186
Of course you'd ruin the fun

I do this because my delivery irl is fucking shite and I hate making eye contact and myself

You.

>when a couple people reply to your post with "kek"

>watching Phantom Menace opening night in a packed theater
>trailers end, movie is about to begin - dead silence
>I ley out the loudest, wettest, most raunchy fart imaginable and the audience fucking loses it, loudest laugh I've ever heard

>reread post multiple times while snickering

literally me

>thread 404s, archives or gets pruned
>keep that tab open for a few hours so I can go back every so often and reread the post and the replies a few more times each

>never gotten a (you)

ayyyy

i got a hj in finding nemo

once made an entire cinema laugh during the inbetweeners movie in 2011
proudest moment of my life honestly

>See Toy Story 3 opening night
>lights dim as the feature presentation begins
>start slowly clapping
>people around me begin to clap
>clap faster and faster
>stand while yelling "yippee!"
>look around, the entire theatre has joined me

Feels good starting a clap, did it again during the credits too.