What did he mean by this?

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damn he's got a chin of a 40yo father of four who snacks on onion rings by the tv every day

typical roid chin to be perfectly sincere.

TSUUU no one, not even yourself

what the hell does 2 of him have to do with christmas? am I the only one that feels this photo is in a bit of weird context

he has a statue of him built every december 25th to simbolize the birth of the Messiah

I imagine he has a room with nothing but wax dolls of himself

He is his own world

well like everybody else cristiano wants to spend christmas with people he loves.. so he spend his time with himself

Why are soccer players so gay? Are all Europeans gay?

>I love sick dick can do it day
What did idinovikova mean by this?

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So disrespecful to his muslim fanfase. If I were one I wouldn't longer support him.

Europeans are the biggest pussies on the planet

is he really autistic? whats wrong with him?

and all this time we though Messi was the autistic one

>whats wrong with him
in all seriousness, he's an insecure but egotistical manchild. He's been playing soccer full time since his early teens so he never had a chance to really grow up and develop real life skills

>Cristiano
>European

you clearly have no idea where Madeira is, do you?

please stop posting this literal faggots shitskin face

Is there a vid of them fucking somewhere?

He probably already commissioned a real doll in his image to keep at home.

does that faggot put shit on his face? someone shoot him

trust nobody

I love you, could suck your dick all day

t. I speak Russian

Most top pros have been playing since their early teens and they aren't all like this