/hoc/ Non retarded op pic edition

MIN:Wild are one of best five-on-five teams
NYR:Mika Zibanejad looks for mid-late Jan. return
MON:Desharnais lands on LTIR with knee injury
TB:Mathieu Joseph signs 3-year ELC with Tampa
TOR:Maple Leafs recall Jhonas Enroth
TB:Jonathan Drouin exits game vs WSH on Friday
LA:Jeff Carter stays hot in OT loss to Dallas
DAL:Esa Lindell scores in OT to sink Los Angeles
COL:Nathan MacKinnon scores OT winner vs. CHI
CAR:Justin Faulk scores 1G, 1A in OT win over BOS
DET:Jared Coreau gets first NHL win on Friday
CLM:Bobrovsky helps Jackets win 12th in a row

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You are a fucking joke kiddo

America invented Reddit LMAO

merry christmas /hoc/

and have a happy new >rags

>rags

Why are Americans so fat

Good food

Just kidding, the sugar industry lied about the effects of sugar and lead campaigns against fat, cholesterol, and calories to deflect attention away from itself, thereby creating a culture of sugar addicts

>"free market"
more like
>"free to condemn your citizens market"

Because americans cant into dieting. Abundance of shitty food thats cheap. Also general laziness.

Americans are so fucked when the race war starts. I will show no mercy for them.

It's not lie a government controlled market is better

Blue Jackets are literally the only team that matrers at this point

America is a 3rd world country

Kys Trotzky

>mad at xacto knives

Go back Paco

Flyers are ELITE

Unironically this.

>Ameripoo ' ' ' fans' ' ' '

>CLM
It's CBJ you absolute mongerel

...

Based flyers

Hey autistic faggot, dont blame me. Blame rotoworld

>rags

>lied about calories
You mean the undisputed law of thermodynamics? You could eat a diet of nothing but snickers bars and if you're under your calorie intact for the day(admittedly hard with such a calorie dense nutritionless junk food) you would lose weight -- you wouldn't be healthy, but that's not the point.

it's already been shown millions of times over and over yet people still seem to think it's a particular macronutrient that makes them fat when it's just them overeating... again

eat that much sugar would easily give you the diabeetus tho

youtu.be/L9ZbJrxloQ8

I think diabetes is mostly a symptom of being obese, after a certain amount of fat your body stops metabolizing things properly(insulin resistance), it could also be overeating sugars to the point of giving yourself insulin resistance too if you're not active and burning through your glucose reserves

Right, but they blamed calories more than they should. Made them out to be the bad guy, which lead to many "low calorie" snacks that were still packed with sugar. Or diet soft drinks that still had tons of sugar. They deflected attention to calories instead of nutrition

Yeah, I know, the diet industry is another multi-billion dollar industry, they profit off you remaining fat

Really, the answer is fucking simple, fucking move around and eat a balanced diet with lots of protein for satiety

Eating right will do you better than moving more

But obviously muscle passively burns more calories than fat

Yeah it's like 80% diet 20% exercise or so they say

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Merry Christmas, /hoc/

>Americucks

merry christmas laddie

>babbys first VPN

God jul

>posting with another country's flag
Looks like we know who the real cuck is

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Kohta sataa

>leave pulju to me

>canes forcing aging wings to play three days in a row

REEEEEEEEE

>canes not being able to prepare ice

REEEEEEEEEEEE

game is useless desu. playoffs will be decided by march

Merry Christmas /hoc/, I got you a GF, I hope you like it.
You lads watching the cricket today?

God jul, /cric/. Here, I got you one too!

Sorry, but I haven't had the time to :/

>visiting family in Ohio for Christmas
>asked parents THREE (3) months ago for an authentic LeverAxe™ from Finland
>no LeverAxe™ under the tree this morning
What the fuck mom, you dumb bitch? It's all I fucking wanted. I drove 10 fucking hours for this shit

-Michael in Akron, OH

Do we seriously have two generals

On this, the day of our saviors birth

The other one has 11 unique IPs, this one has 22. It's a samefag over there desperately bumping his own thread

>two hoc threads

Anyone get any good hockey stuff? I asked for Canucks tickets but didn't get any.

I didn't get any presents.

Not even a Leveraxe, vodka, or energy drinks?

get fucked pekka you bitch all i fucking wanted was a leveraxe and you never game me one bitch ass cuck fucker i was gongn to give you something but fuck u ugly mongol bitch ahahahaha

I got a Jackets cap with Foligno's signature sewn in

Chill brah

>rags

No. Then again it'd only be my mother that I would get anything from and I didn't have anything I would have wished for.

:(

I didn't either, but it's alright, I'm not a kid anymore. Not that there is anything wrong with adults receiving presents, it just doesn't matter to me as much anymore.

...

Sebastian Aho > any finnish prospect.

Also canes is best and adorable.

enjoy them in carolina while you can m7

Why would they move to Quebec? Do they even know what hockey is in there?

>rags

>two threads

this one is better because grease hasnt discovered it yet. plus the other one is just some samefag loser spamming tswizzle

the other one is very low effort. at least this thread has the news.

I'm 25

Merry Christmas my dear /hoc/-lads

Hope you all got some neat stufff and memes

don't like the dead wings but those gloves look comfy as fuck, wish I had a pair, fucking cold outside

merry christmas bro

>samefagging leaf on the other thread

>mfw cucks are so fucking triggered that based Trump won that they made a separate thread
Grow up cucks, to bad shillary didnt win hahaha

I can get a non meme answer about the flyers?

What do you guys think about them

Nice, i got kronwall/lidstrom dubs for Christmas

When you make the OP about shitposting, the thread is always terribke

up yours nigger

firmly in the meh tier of the official meme rankings. not very good and are going on a bit of a slide. looking very sad!

This was made before that thread, cuck

Calm down faggot I was just making a point

>I
Wasnt even replying to your samefagging ass, leaf

Meant for

What's wrong lad, had a bad Christmas?

>rags

Seen you

I got some ok pants

>2 threads
>the other one is just leaf replying to himself

why are leafs so autistic?

Who knows

No life

Better than nothing I'd say

>Austria

>Southern Canada

What did you get, ausbro

Money, beer and a meet & great with my faveourite player of my Vienna Capitals

>Cleetus

what do the Finnish people think of Aho? he was >our early Christmas present this year, desu

>73265103
we're not doing this on Christmas

Bet you didnt even kiss him.

What kind fan are you?