Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 21 Nights since last BNM: 16
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -P4K President Chris Kaskie is stepping down -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
Hudson Cox
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Xavier Campbell
>More bullshit from globalists vol 1000
Joseph Johnson
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Kevin Harris
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Angel Thompson
Just give up already.
P4k = CNN
cats out of the bag
Isaiah Ross
quinn moreland is the ugliest person writing for p4k
Hudson Morris
Not sure about that
Plenty of p4k writers are uggo/obese
Andrew Ramirez
I come post here to trigger the special user
Tyler Thompson
...
Chase Collins
Capacity should've gotten a higher score
Camden Miller
^__^ mishima dekimasen
Asher Thomas
fuck quinn moreland
Luke Bennett
agreed there are lots of lardo dogfaces writing for p4k, but quinn is the uggiest
Samuel Thomas
Actual p4k writer
Kevin Wilson
This is who pitchfork has dictating 'hip' youth culture (lardo is pushing 40)
fuck this garbage propaganda website
Christian Evans
anyone here going to the festival? i'm hyped as hell to see lcd soundsystem.
Logan Peterson
actual photo of pitchfork writier quinn moreland
Jeremiah Green
CIA Soundsystem?
fuck off
Cameron Thomas
p4k shill will be there
Owen Green
Kek
you win
baka
Joseph Harris
rekt thread i was following on /gif/ got deleted, then the same thing happened to a comfy thread on Sup Forums but a thread with rapey photos of naked drunk girls is still up.
Josiah Cox
it's actually jillian mapes ;( i think she's actually kinda cute. i like thiccc
Christopher Campbell
>It's a 6 garillion/10
Elijah Jenkins
Sure you do Schlomo
Nothing says 'cute' like a morbidly obese slob
Jaxon Wilson
it's just some water weight around her hips. we'd have a lot to talk abou. she could give me some good recommendations.
Julian Martinez
No
She's literally morbidly obese
Fuck you and your corrupt garbage website
Brayden Gray
not a looker in the bunch
Nolan Gutierrez
Kek
Who are these faggots?
let's start naming names
Kevin Ortiz
>these ppl invented your music taste
Jackson Martinez
Not mine
But these corrupt tools certainly are involved in trying to brainwash the masses
Owen Ortiz
list your favorite 10 bands rn
Kevin Russell
Nice try Schlomo
Data mine elsewhere
Cameron Brooks
who's the bottom right girl with the ugly glasses?
Ian Campbell
They look like the Bolsheviks desu
Fuck Pitchfork
Michael Long
why are you such a self-hating jew?
Brandon Russell
l-r, from the top row 1 - ?/?/Jenn Pelly/Jillian Mapes row 2 - ?/?/Ryan P4K/Quinn Moreland row 3 - ?/Jeremy Gordon/?/? row 4 - ?/Jayson Greene/?/
Aaron Adams
>tfw I made this collage
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd. I don't think she's with them anymore.
No, it's this:
Matthew Strauss | Stacey Anderson | Jenn Pelly | Jillian Mapes Amy Phillips | Matthew Schnipper | Ryan Schreiber | Quinn Moreland Jazz Monroe | Noah Yoo | Marc Hogan | Philip Sherburne Evan Minsker | Jayson Green | Ryan Dombal | Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
Gabriel Diaz
This thread hypes The Mummy, Jeremy Corbyn, The War On Drugs & James Comey.
Robert Phillips
Ah so p4k Jayson Greene isn't the Jayson Greene from Orchird etc.
That's reassuring
Kevin Phillips
Who are these pitchfork people?
where did they come from?
Adrian Lewis
What do you mean? Like how did they become writers? Music critics usually start right out of college. I know someone who started writing for Spin after graduating.
Jaxson Murphy
julianne escobedo shepherd is so ugly i want her to be my gf
Oliver Young
like how were they born and what is pitchfork
Camden Torres
Well on one hand you have two white liberals who fucked each other and had a baby and then you have the story of how these writers were born.
Thomas Davis
Like who the fuck are they?
when guys like Ben Weasel and Sam McPheeters et al. were writing for things like MRR and Punk Planet they had years of real history/credibility.
Who the fuck are these idiots? Where did they come from?
Pitchfork is fake as fuck.
Gavin Allen
Pick one and I'll tell you. Most have Linkedin pages.
Nathan Young
Yeah but no actual credibility
These fucks are from like Oberlin and Bard and shit
Who the fuck are they to say anything?
Adam Adams
Pretty much, it's embarrassing. They hire these cunts fresh out of college. People are surprised by why Pitchfork acts the way they do when they don't realize that. I looked up 2 of those people and Noah Yoo just graduated in 2016 and Quinn Moreland just graduated in 2015 (from Bard lmao).
Robert Williams
Exactly. They've been part of no real scenes. They've paid no dues. They've earned no stripes.
