Ask a professional balloon artist anything

Ask a professional balloon artist anything

Pic related is a Charmander balloon I made last summer during the height of the Pokemon GO madness

do you ever make balloon dicks and then shove them up your ass?

i dont have a question but that charmander is p dope

What's it like to fuck a balloon creature?

do u ever make balloon anuses and shove ur little cuckold shrimp dick in it after lubing it up with your dog's drool?

Never tried it
Imagine fucking a condom
I don't own a dog

Why are you such a faggot and why don't you get a real job nigger?

Forgot to post another balloon, heres a turkey

because balloon cocks and buttholes turn him on

Whats your weekly/monthly income?

Don't encourage him faggot.

I get paid anywhere from $25-$40 an hour, who's working the real job?

Your old. When do you think you will die old man?

See

That's not a real job faggot. You're a privileged sheltered white kid who's faggot parents told you you could do anything.

Not my hand, someone took a picture of a balloon I gave them and sent it too me

My hand is in pic related

You're still a faggot. Get a real job whiteboy.

ITT: people jealous I make more money than them doing something way more fun

I want to see a pay stub to substantiate your claim.

No way you are being paid THAT much hahahaha

I'm gonna assume you're a faggot neckbeard manchild cause no real grown man would want to do that faggoty shit. Nobody's jealous of your faggot ass. The rest of us adults have real jobs not some faggy gay hobby kid.

How much do you make?

Nice job, what balloon have u liked the most?

That wasnt my question.
What is your weekly check you bring?
How much income do you make a month?
If you do get paid that much, how many hours are you working?

Spotted the neckbeard basement dweller.

I get paid cash, no stubs. Here's yesterday's earning for a 4 hour event

I want OP to post a picture of one of his balloon dicks

You know nobody believes you right faggot? You have a hobby not a real job nigger.

you should make a guy screaming because someone popped his leg.

Professional balloon artists are hard to come by, thus by the rules of supply and demand he's paid more. Learn basic economics.

Don't encourage him faggot neckbeard.

Did you perform in a Fuddruckers a couple years ago in Tulsa?

Why don't u show something you have created?

Yup

I ate at Perkins once in Clarion, PA.

Cool thread OP

I'm not a faggot manchild like you and I'm not into balloons.

best way to lure kids into ur van using balloons?

It's part time, I work about 10-15 hours a week doing balloons. Other forms of income take up much more of time, for the assholes saying I don't have a real job, it's not the subject of this thread. So I'd say I average about $1,200-$1,500 a month

Faggot

Looks like someone was born a failure.
>The moment you reply to this, you know you need to blame someone other than yourself for your own uselessness.

Fuck off stop shitting up a decent thread

It's a hobby then faggot. You have a hobby and you're a faggot manchild who enjoys balloons. Enjoy your chicken tendies faggot.

You are the reason Sup Forums is dead

This

He gets paid for it. He doesn't need another job. You're jealous because you have to make money doing something you hate.

u dont make anything near what i do and i doubt u work my hours (to be fair im not an hourly)

how many hrs a week do u work. i imagine it maxs out at 6

ITT: Guy insecure about his balloon job tries to validate his life by pretending people are jealous of his job.

This is literally the gayest thread I've seen in quite some time. I have no idea why we should encourage faggot neckbeards.

End your life you cancer posting retard
I'm sure there's a wwyd or celeb fap thread you'd rather be in

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How many balloons is that?

Where or how'd you learn to make all of these and what inspired you to become a balloon artist in the first place?

Says the faggot encouraging a bigger neckbeard faggot than himself. Enjoy mommy's basement neckbeard.

He mad.

ITT: We find a faggot who blows more than OP does.

You are the reason Sup Forums is dead newfag

Neithe of those are me

plz make a full scale waifu out of balloons. thx.

hey op, can u balloon a realistic penis with realistic balloon veins (not ur wack as sharpie)

There is clearly one person making all these posts. How about you fuck off? I'm interested and so are others, but you're too butthurt to leave the thread.

Says the faggot manchild who's into balloons. How's mommy's basement kid? The chicken tendies any good?

This

Faggot manchild detected.

ok... $24-40/hr, but how many hours per week?

Post more OP
Ignore that retard

sounds like 4 hours at events. so can't really be that reliable tbh

Explain? The old Sup Forums was all about shitposting faggot.

that's awesome.. you have some talent!

He can buy a lot more trendies than you can

c an you rotatate 3d objects in your mind

Do this OP

The real questions. Does OP get steady balloon work year round? Does OP often travel to make balloons? An user apparently met him in Tulsa that's pretty cool. Does OP do school assemblies and stuff like that?

Only faggot manchidren find balloons interesting. Enjoy mommy's chicken tendies faggot.

Why are you in this thread then?

No, old Sup Forums was about fun random threads not porn and reposts. Finally a unique thread comes along and a cancer poster has to shit up

THIS IS Sup Forums. THE ENTIRE BOARD IS COMPRISED OF FAGGOT NECKBEARDS.

Cause I hate faggot neckbeards like you ruining this site.

not making requests for the balloon man and tendy meme autistic screechposting instead

being this new

kek
this

Just ignore him

You are the cancer
Fuck off

6ish
I have a friend who's family runs an entertainment company in my city. I was looking to make some extra cash on top of what I was already making and he told me about the pay and how fun the skill can be, offered to teach me to make them. I took him up on it and haven't had more fun with a job in my life

>This is literally the gayest thread I've seen in quite some time. I have no idea why we should encourage faggot neckbeards.

Yup. Shaming people into not contributing.

go look in the mirror if you want to see something gayer

go jerk off to one of the trap threads actually, and keep telling yourself you're not a faggot

Didn't think about that. Can only guess he does if he really wants to. Just advertise for kids' birthdays.
I'm kinda interested in wanting to do this too. I'd think it'd be a lot of fun and good way to kill time. Like a separate hobby type of thing

Is tendies the only real insult you have? It's late kid you have school in the morning. Balloons are cool.

neckbeard le reddit mouth fedora mlady drumpf snowflake cucked much

trips and OP has to make a balloon dick and balls

People are mad because op makes people happy and these posters where never happy.

roll

Where is Sup Forums?

op wont deliver. probably just some fat dude who likes to blow up balloons as a fetish

You call yourself a "ballon artist."

I don't mean it in a mocking way, but if you consider yourself an artist, do you consider balloons to be your medium?

Apparently the only insults you know are "faggot manchild" and "enjoy your chicken tendies".

You're the cancer newfriend. Faggots like you and OP are ruining this site.

>Hurr Durr I'm butthurt because I hate my life n this guy gets stacks for making balloons

Rolling

Envy you OP. I'd like to learn too sometime.
Definitely looks like something I'd have fun doing making different animals, characters, objects, etc out of balloons

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