so Sup Forums, my girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year now and I have to say its been pretty good. Her and I click really well and I get along swimmingly with her family. The problem is I really wanna fuck other girls on the side but she's very keen when it comes to me being up to something and i'm afraid I'll get caught!
what is the absolute best way to cheat and NOT get caught?
I'd be devastated if she found out and left me!
Threesome
advice please!
you post more of her and wont get caught ever
you know. I never mentioned this to her (ive thought of it) and I really t hink just asking her would backfire on me
that isnt my gf in pic
Is your gf over 9yo yet?
>I'd be devastated if she found out and left me!
Then don't do it. Or, better yet, leave her because you're obviously too selfish and immature for anything resembling a relationship.
You make it her idea. Twist her words and manipulate her. Put the idea in her head when she's horny and you guys are having sex. Act like you're fulfilling her bicurious fantasies
checked and is it really so bad to just wanna slam a side chick or two on the side?
I mean common we men are built to fuck anything with two legs walking!
she's way too clever. the first hint I make at a threesome she'll flip her shit
>I'd be devastated
Best advice: prepare for devastation. You're too stupid and impulsive not to get caught.
if you want a threesome, have 2 girls then tell her you'll do a devils threesome after (2 guys and 1 chick)
she wouldnt be into it
then break up with her, or use tinder to find bitches or something. jesus. if you really wanted it then you would just do it, fuck her, bet shes not even worth it
ugh
Ease her into it. Watch porn with her. Maybe you and another couple have sex in the same room.
You want to keep your relationship with your girl and not fuck it up. You cheat and you will become a nervous wreck. You're breaking her trust.
So just be honest with her about your desire for other women when you're in the middle of sex. Do not come at it from a logical perspective (women are emotional, not logical). Bring it up during passionate sex. if she does get pissed off tell her you we're just in the moment horny as fuck
You're an idiot, OP. You wouldn't want your gf to do this to you...
Moralfag here, if you really don't give enough of a shit about her, go ahead. But, when she inevitably finds out and dumps you, don't whine to us- kill yourself by yourself.
good input, i will take this into serious consideration. thank you
No problem. There's some truth to honesty is the best policy. But know what angle to come from. You never go to your girl and say "I would like you to call me daddy tonight when we are in bed"... you get in the moment during sex and as she's moaning you say "call me daddy".. it's the same idea
Cheat on her with other men instsead, if she finds out then you can call any outrage she displays as a homophobic hate crime and have her arrested.
if you want sex, don't be in a relationship
source: currently in a long-term relationship
its very easy to cheat with everyone using the internet, but also much easier to get caught. I have a DB and thought about cheating in my weakest moments but i realized that he would just find out eventually and i also dont want to hurt him like that. why not find a girl whos ok with being open?