Is it gonna be kino?

Is it gonna be kino?

Stop using that word

I wonder what Rob McElhenny is gonna do.

Oh boy here we go. This shit will make uwe boll cringe.

>Minecraft was released 20 years ago

>2019
kek! nobody will care about the fad by then and the kids that play it now will have grown out of it.

>Minecraft movie

The userbase is slowly leaving. Doubtful there will be anyone playing it in 2019.

Are you a retard? It's absolutely timeless, that's why it spawned a billion clones and practically created the survival sandbox genre. My gf's 8 year old plays it almost religiously.

Why are you dating an 8 year old

Kids grow up and move on.

>Implying Minecraft 2 wont have a simultaneous release.

also I don't really give a shit about Minecraft but ill probably see it to see how Mac handles a movie

>implying me and my black friend won't have a simultaneous release in your mom

>my gf's 8 year old

Cuck

>my gf's son

Fucking had me going there.

>Annoucing a flick 3 years in advance

Vidyakino....is here

>Movie starts off happy go lucky for the kids
>Preaches about autism awareness as it ends
>$800 million BO and rave reception

It is being written-directed by based Mac.

Hopefully it goes the way of the Lego Movie and it's a smart little comedy using Minecraft to explore some deeper child-related drama, like autism

> why minecraft is successful
- best target audience for pulling money out of at a price that's capable of being paid quickly and easily (bratty children whos parents want them to desperately stop annoying them)
- absolutely minimal production values and effort on every fucking piece of gameplay and design. mapgen a shit. textures a shit. lighting a shit.
- enough autism in the adult audience members to get them to make modifications for you, skyrocketing your popularity without doing a fucking thing

These.

Also Dwarf Fortress movie when

Can't believe it took them this long to make this:

>easiest thing to animate, literally would cost nothing because everything is the same shape
>the story won't matter because the minecraft "fanbase" will line up to see this movie no matter what, and also buy up all the DVD and other merchandise

This movie is bound to print money

>Also Dwarf Fortress movie when
That's called playing the game under version 1.0, which is twenty to thirty-something years from now

Without Notch to oversee everything, this is going to be a disaster.

>my wife's son plays it constantly!

idk

was sausage party kino?

FULL PENETRATION!

You're not being very kino, bro.

If Charlie and Frank are in it, I will watch it opening night, granted drunk, but I will still watch it.

Unfilmable.

ironically neither are you

The Hobbit was clearly an inspiration for Dwarf Fortress so it plays out like a scenario

>dorfs strike earth
>build huge badass fortress
>get rich
>a dragon arrives
>faggot mechanic who was supposed to build spike traps had been partying
>dragon wipes out fortress
>elf caravan watches while thing happen
>reclaim fortress mode
>dragon has shitty pathfinding, runs into human caravan and gets one-shotted
>humans lay siege
>elves lay siege
>A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED

imagine if it was interactive.
everyone went in with pocket version on their pads and each theater of people had it's own server and everyone could be in the mov-

oh wait.
nvm.
that would be chaos.

Get a fat paycheck probably.