>tfw gf goes and makes things so complicated
Tfw gf goes and makes things so complicated
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>tfw I'm a sk8r boi/talk to you l8r boi
>tfw hey hey (You)(You) I don't like your gf
my christmas wish is that you get a permaban for this thread
>tfw despite all your rage, you're still just a rat in a cage
This is my girlfriend.
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>tfw no bull
>TFW wearing cuban links, designer minks, Inglewood's finest shoes
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>tfw only just got used to uk flag
Pole goes in the Hole.
it is not complicated.
kek
>tfw all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head
>tfw all I care about is money and the city where I'm from
>tfw this is not enough
>tfw the only girl I've ever loved was buried alive one evening in 1945 with just her sister by her side
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
>tfw your go is now a little boy in spain playing pianos
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE
>tfw everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break