SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>anyone else clap along everytime?

JUST

what's he carrying in his right hand?

Wondering the same thing, can anyone make out the name? Looks like prescription meds

>five claps
Mfw you fail to clap correctly

i used to be on tv

Don't reply to this fellow burgers, it's bait so foreigners can make fun of us!

It's 4 claps. wtf are you talking about?

Be honest hitler, you clap along when no one's around. It's fun.

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Oh boo hoo

This nigga made a million per episode in the final season

OOO~ WAH-AH-AH-AH

Lubrisol?

BECOME SO NUMB

>has life set for him from his early 20s

>still fucking miserable


god i want to kill him

>Lubrisol

You have too. Just like how you have to bob your head when watching the O.C. intro.

Lubrisol was close, it's Lubristil. They're eye drops apparently.

BORING. I was hoping it'd be androgen blockers or something.

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hes fine

YOU'RE LIFE'S A JOKE YOU'RE BROKE YOUR CAREER IS D.O.AAAAAAAAA

Is he IRL bojack horseman

I really do not want to get old

if the Friends show happened just as before in the 90s BUT it was this old version of Matthew Perry in the original series, would you unironically still watch it even if he stuck out like a sore thumb and none of the writing tried to explain his peculiar presence with the rest of the ensemble?

I`LL BE THERE FOR YOOOOU

That's an awfully big box for eye drops

he's also an alcoholic and probably a pill popper

holy

fuck

is that real

Obviously I would why would you even ask as if I wouldn't?

he did some shit movies after

>probably

You're both idiots. It's three claps.

So sad

This really needs an update since they all look even worse now

>probably

Of course not. Sitcom actors must be youthful and attractive or they can fuck off.

NAME ME 1 INSTANCE IN THE THEME SONG WHERE THEY CLAP ONLY THREE TIMES FAGGOT

Old age terrifies me, the idea of growing old, or someone else doing so. Someone beautiful withering away, gone forever, a great mind succumbing to dementia, a creative talent snuffed out. It's profoundly depressing. We're going to invent eternally youthful immortality soon right?

>implying Matt LeBlanc isn't still handsome as shit

it's 6 claps, retard

youtube.com/watch?v=esJPVkJDgAU
Four claps, it's fucking four claps you cunts.

I counted five.

They'll count five bullets holes in you. Four claps, I counted on my fingers.

Ring-a-ding, baby.

>I counted five
You counted incorrectly.

An asthma puffer

its four claps

Its totally four claps

>They'll count five bullet holes in you.

but its three quick claps followed by another two

youtube.com/watch?v=nEmyonfpsgI

>I counted five.
>failing this hard
kek

>buzzfeed.com/jaimieetkin/the-amazing-story-behind-the-friends-theme-song?utm_term=.nb7qWpEY0#.ivAPm2Xa0
>And, you’ll note, Wilde clapped four, not five times when he recounted that story. He was happy to clarify that it is indeed four claps, not five in the song,
Inb4 Buzzfeed. First solid answer I could find. Five clap fags btfo.

>Buzzfeed

It's honestly stunning.

why are rich famous people so miserable wtf

I know right? I'm depressed as fuck, if I was rich, did something I loved, had friends and a partner I'd be happy.

Looks like he's a daily heavy drinker. Worked in a liquor store in college and this was a very common look by the regular customers.

Because they found out Schopenhauer was right... the hard way.

>have all of the drug connections and money in the world
>do a bunch of drugs
>everything else seems trivial in comparison
>drugs eventually stop feeling as good

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There is a stage 5...

must be working on a 95 pound mole

>62 years old

cuck

WASH DAT? U WANNA SOME ? MY FAKKIN DOTTER?

>i dont want your fuckin money, just pay me in gabagool

don't worry user, you won't be losing any of those things

not the same user, but at least the laugh you gave me made me feel better about aging

thanks user

Le blanc and Ross really don´t look that bad.

I honestly doubt you look good now.

kek

100%

no, Friends a shit

He is turning into Jeremy Clarkson, shit, he should join the new TG team.

no, Friends a shit

You're on an american applause enthusiast board trying to tell us all that we're wrong about how man claps are in our anthem.
I'm going to clap to 5 and you'd better be gone by then

>it's a perry gets BTFO by Peter hitchens episode

Because they are without Jesus.

Women age like shit.

This escalated quickly.

>why are rich famous people so miserable wtf
It's because poor depressed people can at least pretend that their depression is a result of their specific situation.

It isn't.

Post yfw Americans clap while watching Friends

Not really. Alcoholism is a disease it's not just lack of self control. That's what starts the addiction sure, but alcoholism is fucking serious. Hitch is a knob.

>j-just stop drinking its n-not that hard perry

Courtney Cox
I love you
You're so ho-
Oh, shit, nevermind. Forget it.

Start eating a vegan diet
Start doing cardio daily
Start lifting weights

It's the key to longevity. No more bullshit. No more pizza on weekends. No more soda. Straight clean vegan foods and exercise. You'll age like a fine wine.

Why are Europoors always so serious and bitter?

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They hate us cuz they anus

Laughing at aging actors is my favorite past-time

It's been posted already you dense

EL JUSTO EL MEMEIO

i have that phone case

damn...

kek. The resemblance is uncanny and fucking adorable

>COULD I BE ANY MORE JUST?

he really does still look great

He still is, unless Odd Couple got canceled.