Would you fuck a horse for $500?

Would you fuck a horse for $500?

Only if I could buy it for 500

Ya, but unfortunately I don't have $500. Would you take a credit card?

That's a little steep. I mean I could probably talk them down to about $25.

What would a horse do with my $500?

That barely pays for my new CPU, and runs the risk of being kicked. No dice

Am I paying or getting $500? If I get 500 yes, if it's paying I can fuck a horse for free. Also I'd fuck a horse for free

Sure, 500 is 500.

For free.

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i agree

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id pay $100 to fuck a horse

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tbh probably would be too nervous to retain a boner. Even when washed, horses smell.....abnormal.

I get to fuck a horse and I get $500? Hell I'd do it for free.

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I'm sure Mr. Hands paid $500 bucks to get fucked by a horse.

This

that's racist

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No...are you human?...where is your dignity you degenerate fuck?!

a guy i know lets me fuck theirs for 100, so my response is no, 500 is too much

The Edge is real in this thread

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I have to pony up $500? or do I get paid?

This guy's not horsing around.

Go back to your fluffy thread and /mlp/ you neckbeards

I fuck mine for free all the time.

He won't be corralled into paying each time.

If you add at least two zeros (50,000 USD) and the horse vag was guaranteed to be clean and free from any diseases I would consider it.

Mods are away!!!! Post ponys!!!!!

That's a fancy ass horse

then fuck four horses

no diseases from horses to humans :)

Of course I'd shag a black chick for 500 dollars. Gimme dibs bitch!