Which one are you?

which one are you?

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What is pansexual again? Can't keep up with all those trends

The one where you fuck the holes in donuts

What the fuck? I thought there were only three sexualities

Oh you sweet summer child.

There is only two sexualities. Straight and fag.
I'm fag btw.

I'm not mentally ill if that's what you ask

There can be as many as you like in la la land.
Just take the blue pill and DON'T EVER FUCKING USE THE WRONG PRONOUN.

die

Hetero, sorry if being a normal, mentally sound human being is boring.

Dubs confirm

I can count 4 off the top of my head. Hetero, homo, bi and asexual. Idk what the rest are up to.

Oh man, when I see freaks I just wanna shoot em, dump em in s filthy ditch.

Just a lonely hetero fuck.

I'm a lesbian trapped inside of a man's body with masculine tendencies

So I guess that makes me trans homosexual
But I act exactly like a straight male
I'm so oppressed people don't even know that I'm oppressed

I like womens and traps in 2D

Transsexual shouldn't be in that image.
Everything else is an attraction. Transsexual is an expression.

Heterosexual because i was raised by normal parents, didnt get raped, and have no horrible repressed memories. Im also a white male. Blue pill libtards are triggered

>Everything else is an attraction. Transsexual is an expression.
WRONG Asexual isn't real

What's the diffrence between bi and pan-sexual

Implying heterosexual people are unhappy... go back to tumblr faggot

It very much is. I've met asexual people, strange as fuck, but very real.

fake and gay.

straight = balanced and natural

asex = balanced and natural, because you don't need to have sex if you don't want.

bi = gay in denial
homo = gay
pan = gay 99% of the time
trans = gay with body modifications

>btw I'm asex and virgin and proud to be

Do you honestly enjoy being... this?
Get some color in your life man.

Weak bait

It's bisexuality for edgelords who want to be special

No just virgins

Some people don't have their entire lives centered around their sexuality and gender

...

The only descriptors that matter are asexual, heterosexual, bisexual, and homosexual. Even then they're not a permanent state and more of descriptions of actions/relationships.
You're either interested in the other sex, the same sex, both sexes at the same time, or not interested in sexes at all. Everything else, such as pansexual, describes secondary states related to the primary states.

>homo = gay
Fucking hell, user. Never realized it

I have balls. they get crushed and sweaty between my legs. deal with it.

Well, a bisexual is an attention seeking faggot
and a pansexual is an even bigger attention seeking faggot

Being sexualy attracted to pots and pans

everone is happy but the hetero ... yeah, sure.
projecting much, are we?

I guess summer is here

Asexual, eh? Must be such a blessing. I wonder how many hours you haven't wasted watching porn like the rest of us.

You are a perfect representation of the cancerous SJW community

asexuality in humans in not a sexuality since it's the absence of sexual interest.

Yes, that's the joke/bait behind it. I think everyone already figured that out.

Hetero, because it's natural.

Heydrich....why?

Leave highschool debate club and grow up.

Why is asexual (Real spelling) depicted as being happier and more fun then hetero? It literally means you have no sexual attraction to anyone/thing and will never want to have sex. That is objectively the worst option.

asexual
finding a gf while being Asexual is mission Impossible.

hetero, the way biology intended

Wtf is transexual doing in that list, this is not a sexual preference for fuck sake

Mentally stable

the normal one
(hetero)

My nigga

Interesting question.

Why is the straight one black and white, and why does it look miserable?

Find an asexual girl?

>Homo = gay

bisexual

...

bisexual and tranny

why? did it make you feel dumb?

>bi = gay in denial


No. I am attracted to both sexes. Just because you aren't, doesn't mean that I am not.

Whatever you like, whoever you are, we're all human. Let's treat eachother like it.

Do you know what I think?

As genders have proliferated to excess, so have words to describe who will and will not fuck what. Because maybe you're ok getting in bed with Hirs, but not with Zhes or Xirs.

>Because maybe you're ok getting in bed with Hirs, but not with Zhes or Xirs.
fucking KEK

I'm not actually interested in porn, even if I may happen to think "nice body" if I see a proportionate natural unmodified body.

I could watch some cuddling videos between a dressed man and a dressed woman, and fantasize about romance. But til now I did not yet met anyone willing to have a 100% no-sex life with me.

Merci

Attack helicopter

Everybody should be killed.

Bisexual master race reporting.

>Because maybe you're ok getting in bed with Hirs, but not with Zhes or Xirs
W A T
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homos are indeed gay faggots

Probably bi, but for practical purposes, I just tell everyone I'm gay. It saves the five minutes of awkward life story and doesn't drive away the men or get all the creepy broken chicks all over me.

hes just wondering why he is there with all those faggots

Right, that's what I meant. You have no reason to watch porn.

Isn't there an asexual alliance out there? I believe they have their own flag. That'd be the best place to find another asexual to have a romantic relationship with.

I don't get it though. I wish I understood what it was like to just not have sexual attraction, but as far back as I can remember I was a horny lil fucker.

>I am attracted to both sexes

translates as: sometimes gay, sometimes gay in denial.

Like 90% of the rest of the world, I'm bisexual.

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If I saw this sign, I would sit right under it and manspread like I never have before.

I think you mean like 100%.

>I just tell everyone I'm gay
and you're just right.

Fucking same

Does that make this porn?

Why is the hetero guy so sad? It's usually the opposite, the ones with depression are the other deviants.

>/thread

Wut

>Isn't there an asexual alliance out there?

I don't need a fat fapper activist afraid of getting sex.

I just need someone straight, asex, loyal, loving me.

don't confuse asex with "the ultimate fetish of not having actual sex".

But I have big sweaty balls. You're oppressing me

gay suicide levels are quite high, but tranny suicides are the most high.

Show me one and I tell you if it's gay or not (timestamp is a must)

asexual is not fucking natural at all, you cucks.

Biology and evolution has clearly steered every species to mate with the opposite sex and to create as much of spring as possible.

We are devolving

sure you would...

offspring

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Normal

...

a few minutes of clamped balls is nothing compared to what we women go through
deal with it or don't take public transport

bisexual.

Are your computer Natural ?
Are Sup Forums natural ?
Are your house natural (assuming you don't live in your mother basment) ?

fake and gay.

horny animals just can't stop themselves.

horny humans can.

then virginity and asexuality are 100% natural. Both mean that you just don't have sex when you don't want.

well you have to show it now faggot

>Boy shouldn't show each other their penises
>Implying I'm a boy
Pls user :v

Makes sense, I thought it was more of a meetup of "like-minded" individuals. Good luck bro.