G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I have an exam I have to do this friday.

g'luck on your exam.

I'm at a low, but my pursuit of success and sex will never stop.

I'm going to do it today. Bye user

Last night I got so drunk I took off sprinting from a moving car. I'm still alive somehow so.

I'm actually not a sad cunt

My therapist doesn't want me to do....

Do you make these threads just to speak like an idiot?

"g'morning", "g'luck"

Is it just to do it?

g'luck in both man.
dubs say stick around.
thats good.
u have a good therapist.
yes, thats part of the reason.

Because I have a fresh batch of honeymead I've made my self ready.
Gonna smoke some reindeer meat and have a few drinks.

>reindeer meat
never had that. is it good? is the same as regular venison ?

I'm dating someone 10 years younger than me who is brilliant and I have a bunch of loving, loyal animals. I have a loving mother and a home to call my own.

I am one with the force. The force is with me.

cos girls let me tickle their cervix once in awhile

>>reindeer meat
>never had that. is it good? is the same as regular venison
It's darker and not as lean.
Tastes amazing.
It's has a thick game taste though.

This. Reindeer is pretty awesome.
Was in Kiruna -Sweden on vacation last winter and had several different reindeer based meals.
Stews, smoked, fried etc it's all good. And I'm not a big fan of normal venison. Reindeer tastes, different.. Hard to explain.
>pic related, my favorite

those are all great things to have. congrats.
whats ur mito count ?
are u a good tickler ?
looks delicous. I'll have to try that sometime.

anyone got sauce on this? looking to beat off with sound

Nice trips.

i personally don't but i wish u luck finding it.
how are u ?
thanks.

Because then I woudent have anything to do tomarow.

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I have too much money and just enough booze.
And spring is here
>pic related

dats awesome man.
makes sense.

That is a beautiful photo

>That is a beautiful photo
Thanks, just my backyard/property here in Sweden.

Same cancer thread every day

Time for you to kill yourself

Any more? I love beautiful countrysides.

>Any more?
Sure, I'll post a few pics close to my home.

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Pic I took a while back. Pretty proud of that one.
Common sight though.

I may have lost my job, but my wife is my rock and partner. So there's that.

Here's something cool you may not have seen before.
Guess the time in the picture (it's my gf )
>it's midnight kek

I graduate today. Maybe tomorrow though, my cat's being put down.

I am actually going to kill myself today so

holy crap these are gorgeous
thanks user!

appreciate the advice.
pretty
u will find a new job.

>thanks user!
No problems.
Here is one last, northern lights. One of the best parts of living here.

Because I haven't seen humanity kill itself enough. In all honesty, it's too much fun to watch this world burn. Almost every country has some stupid political clash, the violence in the world is escalating and I want to see the end result...Really the only reasons other than enjoying food and life.

that looks like krypton.
u expect anarchy ?

>that looks like krypton.
Hehe, just Aurora Borelis showing it's mighty glow.

Started three contracts worth around 3 grand a month
Just sit at home on Sup Forums and smoke up lifes awsome
Have to pay 1200 for wages so I can sit comfy

I've wanted to see the northern lights my whole life.

Where in Sweden can I visit without being raped and/or murdered by sandniggers?

thats a nice setup.
i wish u continued success.

>Where in Sweden can I visit without being raped and/or murdered by sandniggers?
The entire north is safe. The shitpeople stay down south. But I would suggest Kiruna (or further north) between November and February if you want northern lights of the same magnitude as my picture.

>why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because I just made 228k Euro from 6 months work.

nice.
how'd u do that ?

Because my current net worth is about 700k, I'm about to land a super cush gov job where I'll work for at least 5 years, secure gov retirement and can do whatever I want until retirement.

>tfw I'm under 30 and grew up poor.

>how'd u do that ?
I own a few (small) buildings Europe to invest in and renovated and sold a couple last week with a near 75% profit.
Born lucky I guess.

Thanks man
Worked my balls off plus a 9 grand buisness loan but finally it's come together
Used to work in a call centre for 8 years fucking terrible Kek

Shit can't spell today..
>I own a few (small) buildings AROUND Europe that I invest in and I renovated and sold a couple last week with a near 75% profit.
There we go. I need some sleep.

That's my next step in buisness once the money starts coming in
What would you recommend for first property and a good price ?
I'm thinking splitting rooms up for bedsit

congrats on the wise investing.
great story. good come-up.

>The entire north is safe. The shitpeople stay down south. But I would suggest Kiruna (or further north) between November and February if you want northern lights of the same magnitude as my picture.

Thank you user, ypure the best!

Because I want to sit on a man's lap whilst his cock thrusting my anus as well. No homo.

Sauce?

Because my girlfriend told me last night that she is in fact not pregnant a got her period last week. Apparently she thought it would be fun to let me think she was 8 days late on her period.

Praise be praise be

>What would you recommend for first property and a good price ?
Something you know will increase in profit/provide you with a steady income (in form of rent)
My first building was a 4 bedroom house by the coast in southern Italy that I got for a good price.
It needed renovations and new pluming but once done it provided me with a steady income for 3 years ( I rented it out to tourists and other people) and I made my money back including 30k Euro in profit when I sold it. Then invested in a coffee shop in France that I still own and it brings me in a good income alone. From there I bought a storage facility in Greece, a few homes in Italy again and so on. It's a fun way of making money.

>falcon punch

Trust me, the urge was hard to hold.

congrats on not being a dad.

Today is a good day. Other days I feel like there is no point, but I'm not stupid enough to kill myself. Time goes on and there is a bit more hope.
Plus, I'm working up to a career where I get to change lives, and I am looking forward to that day.
Thanks for asking OP. You have a great day!

I have work today and I've been getting good hours at work lately so I have more money to spend on shit to try and fill the void in my soul.

those trips are awesome.
g'luck in your career building.

Because me and my gf just got married.
>pic from our first "date"

Thank you. It would've really ruined my life. I start dental school in august. I can't afford a baby at this moment.

Neither can she. She starts pharmacy school in august.

great picture.
hope u have a happy marriage.
even if she was preggers, there's always abortion, or pushing her down the stairs.

I just survived a brain tumor (benign) and a stroke after the surgery.
I have no plans on dying. I'll fight until the last breath.

thats great man.
fuck cancer.

Not sure really. The was contemplating jumping off the bridge at the end of the road

I used to hate your posts. I've grown to look forward to them. Thank you user.

Plus you always have great porn gifs. Keep it up.

glad to hear u've come around.
i hope you have a good day.

just had a very productive meeting this morning. Thank you. I hope you have a great fucking day too!

>another for your collection to share tomorrow.

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appreciate it. glad u had a good meeting.