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>no gf
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>tfw no Finn gf
Retarded fucking shit
I will never understand how varg did one of these videos unironically
>Retarded fucking shit
>Varg
Pick two
Ephemeral rift is unironically the best ASMRtist out there.
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2nd favorite would be this Spanish qt
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SO FUCKING CUTE AFGSDSD
Heather Feather is the only answer
Pedo
Her old stuff is great but her recent vids she put on a lot of weight and isn't as good.
Caroline asmr is pretty good too I'm not sure if she's a trap or just has a really Germanic face
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>she put on a lot of weight
What the fuck does that mean?
She went from overweight to obese.
What the fuck does that mean WITH ASMR
Ahh not much, its just her Recent vids aren't really all that good(it doesn't have to do with her gaining weight). You confused me a bit with your poor English.
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This one's better desu
Kill yourselves.
What breed is Ardra?
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>varg did one of these videos unironically
What?
>Says the monkey that faps to Chinese made for little girls.
Kys yourself
Is this shit some kind of perverted and retarded Dora the explorer with 3d people for people that cannot actually socialize? Why do they speak in such an unintelligible way?
Do you not get a little feeling on the back of your neck when you hear them speak, like when someone whispers in your ear? That feeling is literally the whole purpose of these videos.
It feels extremely annoying and I only want it to stop as soon as possible.
Favorites:
Maple asmr (new video every day, hardworking and meticulous)
Ppomo (new videos constantly too, excellent sounds)
Then there are so-so ones for different reasons:
Connie (was terrific but she retired due to being busy with work)
Latte (makes videos once in a while and usually clinic-type)
FairyChar (used to be better but both quality and quantity have dropped)
Those videos were legit hot as fuck. It's a shame she was spooked off YouTube by all the nasty ass comments lel
I will never understand ASMR autists. What do you like about these videos? To me they are just women whispering.
It's just relaxation, did you never have a "relaxation" moment in school when your class went to the gym, rested on their backs on these soft mats and listened to some relaxation tape that instructs you to shut your eyes and imagine you're in a forest or something? Then it plays forest sounds. This is pretty much the same thing. The 3d proximity elicits a spa visit kind of reaction. Ever see monkeys pick each other's fur on nature docs? The one getting the treatment is relaxed as fuck. We still have that in us.
And because of this most people have a difficulty relaxing when it's a big burly dude. Sure people prefer beauty too but women make up a big part of viewers and they prefer a dainty "clinician" too.
>"relaxation" moment in school when your class went to the gym, rested on their backs on these soft mats and listened to some relaxation tape that instructs you to shut your eyes and imagine you're in a forest or something
no wonder finns have the best boipucci
Well, you can masturbate to it.
We had it even in our kindergarten. There it was some whale songs or something.
The nape tingles when I hear whispering behind my ears, or nape. Kinda like when you get a haircut with the machine and it makes you tingle, but 100x better.
Am I a numale if I listen to ASMR every night to fall asleep? I don't even fap to the girl I just close my eyes and enjoy hearing her voice
They help me sleep and or relax me when I'm stressed or tense after work.
Ephemeral Rift is the best at ASMR and he's a guy who does different characters and is deaf in one ear, none of his videos have sexual undertones.
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>faps to Chinese made for little girls
Nice projecting, lardboy
Probably if you have to get validation on a African mineral trading forum.
>Bothers to quote everyone in a thread he doesn't like
>calls me a lard boy
Bet you're that fat monkey who always posts his disgusting body
Victoria Sponge is the true GOAT