Ive had sex with a mare (female horse). AMA

Ive had sex with a mare (female horse). AMA

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was it loose

Was it better than the other animals on the farm?

Or does your mum still win.

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you sure that isn't an afro american pussy? because it looks like an afro american pussy.

how did you find the horse

How does it compare to human pussy?

human pussy is much tighter, but a horse pussy still wraps around my cock quite nicely to get me off.

What was the reaction of the mare ?

a mare's pussy is much warmer and wetter. also way softer and smoother.

Will they accidentally poop on you?

her clit kept popping out which is called winking, so i'd assume she was enjoying it

lol no, some people have done anal with a horse

I've seen porn where the horses kissy twitches a bunch.

Can you feel that?

Also, how'd you get the horse okay with fucking it?

I wanna hear about how you got the idea of it, the process of getting the horse used to you, and details about the first time you fucked it.

did you kiss her?

That twitch is called winking, it happens when a mare is horny.It happened on my uncle's farm so it was cleaned and not wild. I've seen the porn before and I was pretty bored so I went to go check out the horses and other animals,saw they had a mare and just went for it. The horse didnt even mind at all and it was winking so it was stimulated. First time was great, much warmer than horse vagina, much wetter and softer top it all off with muscles that you push you in and milks you.

no but i've fingered one

The muscles pull on you? Would it feel good to just bottom out balls deep and hold it while the muscles work you? Sounds fucking hot.

My nigger.

how long did you know you were into animals?

I have a massive erection

Not op, but yes. I've fucked a horse as well, and a lot of times after I came, id just hold it in. That horse poon literally sucks the semen out of ypur balls. I can usually bust a second nut by just going balls deep and letting the pussy do all the work,

it fucking does though :|

Good

of which town was she the mare

How the fuck can i go about finding me a mare to fuck?

I was lucky and had my uncle's farm, did it when no one's around. A farm is probably your best bet

A farm.

Personally, I wanna fuck a mare and get my dick sucked by calves. I've seen those videos of the fat farmer get getting hisndick sucked my calves and it looks like it feels good as hell.

How does it compare to masturbation, since that's the only thing I know anyway.

Get a hooker user. If you're past 20 you should do it as soon as you can.

At least once or twice so when you try to get a girl by yourself don't spill the spaghetti.

Is horse pussy the only thing good about living in the boonies?

How would i go about asking the farmer to let me fuck his horse?

Nah. I fucked my sister, too. And a dog. didn't like dog that much, to be honest.

this

>How would i go about asking the farmer to let me fuck his horse?
"Hey farmer, may I fuck your horse?"

you could probably find it online, but ofcourse you also be blackmailed or something worse.

So probably the only real option is renting or buying.

Do you like Pinapple on your Pizza?

I've heard that you should wear a condom while sexing animals because you and the animals can get diseases or infections. Is it true or common or rare?

no

Pigs share many diseases

Why?

It depends, if it's a horse that's is good shape and clean then you're probably safe. I've never fucked any other animal though, considering on a dog pussy though

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I cant wait for some numbskull to try to go fuck a mare. OP just wants you to get kicked hard when they buck at you.

If any idiot really tries this, please have friend record a video of it. Make sure you tell them "If ANYTHING happens upload the video to Sup Forums."

I would love to see a dumbass getting kicked to death.

Have you ever had sex with a mayor?

I do

You jelly that OP has an incredible sex life?

I didn't realize this wasn't nigger-pussy until after reading the post.

Except for the fact that I've fucked a horse as well (not OP). I worked on my friend's farm for a place to stay for the summer and I used to clean the stables, I got really friendly with one of his mares, started out with tons of petting, talking and feeding and gradually turned into a couple fingers every few days. One time I finally did it, stood on a bail of hay behind her and slipped in. She didn't kick or anything, in fact she was winking and even pushed back against me. We've fucked a few times since, and every single time I go into the stable she trots up to me excitedly.

>tfw I have a mare gf.

same

Is somebody gonna start posting porn?
My boner is nearing the breaking point.

kys when?

Totally jelly.

Damn you are short. No wonder you have to fuck a mare.

I've always wanted to fuck a mare, I know a place where I can find mares with that athletic build yet with perfectly built asses that when you look at them you just want to bite them. I can't wait to go back there and develop some sexual relationships with some of the mares. If I were to go there what are some suggestions on what to do both in getting them in heat and during the sex?

I'm 6'1, she's just a big old girl

Anyone have pics to share?

Who's horse and how? I've always wanted to fuck a mare, any tips?

cmon you fags dont let this thread die.

Bump

Yeah, and I'm King Kong.

Gas all the sandniggers

1 2 3 4 how many sandniggers are in my store

Hahahahahaa
IKR

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OP, you faggot... that's obviously just a black woman...

I have sex with mares often, like several times a week.
Also have sex with bitches several times a week.

I'd like to point out that mare vag is warmer than human, but not enough that you feel a big difference.
You do feel the temperature difference with bitches as they are significantly warmer.

Did you yearn?

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How does it smell?

Horses actually smell pretty nice.
Body odor is heavily influenced by what you eat, horses actually have a very grassy smell.

So no one is going to post the winking gif?

Kik?

nice, sounds very hot

GT?

probably true but worth risk. i know my cock stunk horribly afterwards. like sour mustard.

Indeed Mer user.

Underrated cheesepost.

How'd it smell.

See

Anyone have a replacement for this box? iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/zoo/videos Good stuff was removed.

after draining my balls and pulling out it had a sour mustard smell. i washed up pretty good afterwards but still had faint smell still

>I've seen those videos of the fat farmer get getting hisndick sucked my calves
Where can I see that user?

Seems like everywhere outlawed beast porn in recent years. Do motherless still allow it?

Was removed because he doesn't want it posted all over Sup Forums by retards like you.

Stop posting the fucking link already.

Suck a dick, faggot

What diseased animal were you fucking?
All the years I've been with animals I've never had a bad smell.

a
one after a mare session

i never said it was bad... mmm

Did you pullout when you came? Or go balls deep and empty yourself into her? Have you ever Anal'd a mare?

Enjoying the evening, Mr. Kong?

Add chadmcpip

Sour mustard sounds pretty bad.

once you get use to that smell you get diamonds when youre close to it again. pretty much reason i stuck cock in it this time.

looks like nigger pussy to me.

You forget how big most horse breeds are

i'd still smash it. did the mare make any noises as you fucked into it?

If any of you have videos, send them to mochiloli on Kik. She LOVES horses getting fucked by guys!

probably not considering its probably used to getting 20 inch horse cock instead of OP's 2 incher