roommate stealing toothpaste

> roommate stealing toothpaste
> not cool
> k, nvm

btw. My first post. Hi Sup Forums

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Share your toothpaste you shitbag. Its just toothpaste. Buy more.

It's not JUST toothpaste anymore. Now its something more

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I mean, I kind of agree with this but then again it's only like 1 dollar a tube.. how fucking gypsy is OP's roommate

You have to be pretty gay to know your cum is going to be in a guy's mouth and to feel good about it

It might be some expensive kind, user. I pay like 6 bucks for my kind of toothpaste. If someone was stealing that shit without asking I'd be pissed.

Nah, its 1$
But he have his own toothpaste, yet decide to take mine

this

OP is a closeted cum-gargler

oh no.. six bucks.. how do you afford it? /sarcasm... suck a dick you cheap fuck

I work for shit I want. If someone wants gibs they need to talk to the government, not me.

eat shit faggot

What the fuck has this place become.

>nigger detected

It's never changed. Where have you been?

Good first post newfriend!
Reminder (for everyone) to lurk moar

He has been sucking dick, now Op continue and send more pics with date

Sorry for vertical

OP IS NOT A FAGGOT

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>chek'd

also today OP was not a faggot

Few ifs.
>If roommate is a dick that steals your assets, while having the same, it may anger you.
>If that sort of thing is constant in time, anger may accelerate.
>If he never asked you about borrowing it, you shall point it.
>If above ain't working, you may decide that his behaviour is conscious.
>If you like cum, you may ejaculate into your own toothpaste
>If not - still you can do whatever you want with it, except for damaging others when they asked about it.
>If it is YOUR toothpaste, you may do whatever you want with it.
>if roommate ain't asking you about it, you can't answer him, that your cum may be there.
>if tl then dr.

Finish it up with some piss in his mouthwash.
Or something of his in the fridge?

Pissing into closed beer may be hard

OP should not touch "his" stuff, but only OP's stuff that guy is stealing. If he steals again he'll wash his mouth with jizz.

Also OP you should warn him not to steal, and leave the toothpaste as a trap if he doesn't care

good lad, all's fair in a house share

Will do nothing and will not even bring yourself lulz. Sorry Op maybe next time.

excuse me xir i think you were looking for tumblr

This is why you don't settle for roommates. You're better off on your own even if it means you'll have less luxury. I could care less about other people's problems when I want to come home. I also hate how everything in the fridge is apparently free to take without replacing. Or how they use your stuff without asking and end up damaging your shit. People are shit, don't live with them.

I like you aready

are people actually having normal thoughts here now?

My sisters boyfriend keeps using my soap.
He's now washing himself in a combination of soap and dish washing liquid.

dish washing liquid? like? more soap?

First time green texting?

It $1 shop stuff from China, its disgusting but it only smells bad when it dries.

I wish someone secretly did this to me

fuckk

Don't worry someone probably does

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