What's your cunt stereotype of France

We imagine:

>a beautiful clean country with very sophisticated a handsome people.

>Very Romantic

>That the country is 99% French

>All buildings are European classical buildings

>All countryside is beautiful vineyards

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>huge noses
>women are slutty and don't shave
>stupid but funny comedies
>hate Russians

I don't blame you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

>hate Russians
but that applies to pretty much the entire world, Ivan

poor 3rd world shithole full of niggers, shit music everywhere, the only good thing about it is the food and the alcohol but sharia will ban it soon

a weedy little man wearing a beret, waving a white flag while a nigger and muslim take turns raping his arse

you're wrong on pretty much everything.

It's like imagining Japan with only Ninjas and Samurais, Giant robot battles, and shy schoolgirls everywhere.

>all of the waiters and waitresses are rude and snobbish
>you realize every other European country is ten times friendlier

A smug beurette making fun of me when I ask her out on a date

Master Race people
Beautiful men
Ugly women
200 IQ

The eat frogs, they are rude, they speak a gay language but have a cool culture, good food and cool architecture

>sissies
>retreat at first oppertunity
>smelly cheese
>snobbish and self centered
>the fields are literally filled with mines and unexploded munitions from two world wars
>good food and drinks though

What is it w/ french music? It's so fucking bad. I like la femme a lot but I seriously cannot find another band that is good.

Beautiful women who refuse to date sissy little Anglo bois

Learn some french then.

this description works for italians

The only good French music is those singers with proper texts.
Unfortunately
1. They are all dead or close to it
2. If you are a foreigner and don't understand the lyrics there is no point

you kinda right for the classical buildings and vineyard part.

What does very romantic means though?

American derive was shit too desu.

Some people are like upright "what do you want sir"

many are friendly but the rude ones are unbelievable. Their tone is bad

The men there are somewhat fem

Nah I speak french. Give me some recommendations.

like this:
hon hon hon baguette
merde
je n'aime pas l'anglos

Moi non plus je n'aime pas l'anglos

>not reading the thread title "country stereotype of France"

Smelly fuckers that bath in perfume instead of water.

Holy shit, you're probably the only other fan of La Femme I've ever met. La Femme is pretty hard to find other bands that sound like them; they've a pretty unique style.

Listen to these bands if you're inclined to:

Grand Blanc
Juniore
Mansfield.TYA
Sexy Sushi
The Pirouettes

Krautrock isn't dead, but it sure isn't very lively.

>what is daft punk and France gall

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I will. La Femme is soooooo good. I'm a little surprised that they're obscure at all. When I saw that nous etions deux has like 100,000 views on youtube, I was really surprised.

snobby perverts

The persistent american interpretation of the french is that they are our eternal allies, but also cowardly cheese and wine obsessed pretentious hipsters.
That said my personal stereotype is that you are all sexually sadistic white supremacists that want to purge muslims through rape, Don't deny it I've seen your porn.

moron.

kek did i hit a nerve ? you know i'm right

i love france and they'll be waking up soon

and when they wake up i'll bully them

We know that the U.K has dusted their eternal French rivals. The gap is just to far between you guys now.
I'd only fuck the berber women they don't look half bad.

laissez la france dans votre coeur et vous serez heureux

full of niggers and arabs and even worse than sweden, cancer of europe

Jacques Brel and George Brassens are my personal favorites. Really clever lyrics

But you guys used to be best friends.

Full of niggers that don't speak english or french

wow, I love Japan now

extremelly overrated shithole france

That's a pretty broad statement.
Don't know what your tastes are but have you tried Fauve?

Nah. I'll check fauve out. I'm sorry to shit on your music, but I feel like it's hard finding good french bands seriously.

Fauve is great but you need to be homosexual to really get into it

I guess the top-of-chart bullshit is pretty fucking bad yeah.

On the other hand Stupeflip recently (finally) released a new album
youtube.com/watch?v=7Uexuyy_HL8

We got some decent hip-hop/electro producers too like Chinese man:
youtube.com/watch?v=sMijURKz22o
or la Secte Phonétik
youtube.com/watch?v=fvnLcIPBseo

baguettes
cigarette
baret
VERY rude

Batong :D

>Smelly
>Rude
>Won't talk in French to foreigners
>Country filled with north african shitskins
>Sell inferior copies of Italian products at higher prices

>Romantic, fashionable, wine-drinking, baguette eating.
>speaking french which is cute, CUTE
>also, drinking coffe outside while reading
>slightly more darkskinned people

It's mine , not my cunt's tho.

the daft punk guys are immigrants who doesn't want to be associated with France

Why do everyone has such high expectations of France?
We're not what you think. You probably think of Paris in the 1920 when you think of France. Unfortunately times change.

>pussies
>eat snails and frogs
>cars are shitty
>hairy women

Why do foreigners know French """artists""" I never heard about?

>kraut calling anyone a "pussy"

Self-hating FaFag detected

froggy bastards

The bands that I listed off were pretty much mainstream for French standards. They're a lot more niche here in the US, but I just have pretty picky tastes; that's how I found them.

What kind(s) of French music/artists would you consider popular? Really shitty rap is what's topping your charts these days, right alongside the US. C'est dommage.

>The bands that I listed off were pretty much mainstream for French standards.
Not at all.

no they are clearly not , i never heard any of those names and i am as hipster as it gets

there is non-rap popular mainstream music but usually it's just really shit pop music for teenage girls like the faggots you see in the voice or star academy

maybe you should just listen to older music like does
it's popular too if you ask me i mean everyone knows them

>mainstream
never heard of those name dude
The only mainstream thing here is maghrebi's rap

>hairy women
that's funny because we think that german women are the hairy ones

He's not 85 years old.

>shy schoolgirls
you forgot the tentacles

THE Sup Forums self hatin neet autistic frog, you're a superstar there

>snobism
>comedies
>vine and bagettes
>arab rap on french

looks like someone here is voting marine in 2 weeks

that's really strange. You wouldn't be wrong about them being ugly, but hairy german women are kind of rare.

he's wrong, portuguese women are viewed as hairy.