How many jobs does Sup Forums have? Na me your profession/s

How many jobs does Sup Forums have? Na me your profession/s

programmer

Student

NEET

Sysadmin master race

none

Professional cardboard mover

>having a job
>paying taxes
>funding rapefugees

I'm a chef at wendys that makes $130,000. I'm 6'4" with an eight inch dick.

I am an on-call custodian. I go to public schools in my county and do janitorial work. Occasionally, some of the milf-y teachers flirt with me. AMA

Journalist

>;__;

literally a janitor
I laughed at the picture and then remembered I clean toilets for a living

AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pizza boy and part time mechanic, hopefully making the move to mechanic and part time pizza boy soon

>Work 7 hours delivering pizza
>Make £60
>Work 30 minutes replacing glow plugs on a Vectra
>Make £60

Student studying engineering. Might soon have some summer employment with a company that specialises in 3d printing, which should be interesting and some good experience for the cv.

None yet but am going to college to get either a degree in business or casino management so I can become a gaming manager or some shit and screw people out of money without needing to be named shekelberg goldenstein

Sysadmin reporting

Kek

Builder with a degree in construction engineering.

Data Analyst, programmer, consultant.

Combat medic.

Power engineer.

WE4, medical.

3D Architectural Visualization

Accountant, future camp overseer if everything goes right.

I work for Know Your Meme as an editor and a researcher

International traffic planner reporting in

Statistician in medical research.

TAO:)

Gynecologist

NEET on higher rate gibmedats for "anxiety" and "depression".kek

How many memes do they pay your?

>Butcher
>Baker
>Chef
>Chinese restaurant Cashier
>Convenience store Clerk
>Waiter
>Amazon Warehouse (inbound)
>Delivery Guy
>Host
>IT Specialist
>Landscaping
>Copywriter

currently working on sticking to one thing to and getting really good at it because ive been completely burnt out by IT

OP here, Mechanical engineer and weekend windscreen repair technician. Gotta save for a new car, heavily in debt too.

Accounting technician studying as an accountant but done many shit jobs in past, wish I had done more studying earlier t b h. Nearly 29 now and most accountants at work my age have been qualified for a few years

JIDF

pharmacist

NEET

NEET.

I'm required to browse the website's newest memes for about 6 hours throughout the day. I gotta make sure its up to date by doing research and editing if needed I can work overtime too if I want to if I want some more stacks

approx 2500 a month if everything goes well

how is it

What was production in inbound?

I run the family business. I've proven to be quite good at this. There's also a lot of other assets I manage; housing, commercial properties, art, historical items. Two other companies have me on their non executive board.

When I was younger I was a very good skier and elite mountaineer. That was the only thing I truly enjoyed. Conscription was quite fun too, but purely by chance.

Have an extra meme to spend then

I'm a programmer.

Don't mind the flag. I'm Polish and just visiting France.

CNC machine line operator
>I babysit 30 or so lathes Mills and robots for 12 hours
>it fucking sucks but at least I only work 3 nights a week

WELCOME GOYIM, TO MY THREAD! TO MY DATA MINING THREAD!

NEET soon. huzzah for socialism.

i sit in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in high up towers and keep an eye out for wildfires in areas where automated detection systems aren't already set up.

it's great. i sit here for days at a time, only have to talk to people through a radio, and can do practically whatever the fuck i want without having to bother with not offending people.

perfect job for an introvert, i wouldn't pass it up for anything else.

o shit waddup

Infantry soldier

Did analytical chem at suncor but I left cause of the fire.
I signed up for mechanical engineering at NAIT, competitive entrance, once my transcripts transferred it was instant acceptance thank fucking god. Fuck this gay ass province.

how'd you get that job?

I know a guy who works as a wildlife ranger and he hooked me up.

that's nice. have fun user, don't burn up or get killed by the wildlife.

ah yes self-reported Sup Forums employment data, very useful

>yes, sir, over 100 posts on a Sup Forums thread!
>excellenet intiative, Gorman. Google will soon be overthrown!

Radio announcer

master

The snakes haven't figured out how to get up here yet, and if they do I can always burn down the entirety of the state. I'll be fine m8.

How do I into your job?

Sys Admin as well for a small office.

I mostly lurk Sup Forums and play games all day, I rarely have to do anything besides updating software.

programmer, mathenatician

Diesel fitter

Online poker player

None

Mortgage advisor

nice try NSA

Mortgage adviser

i'm an OSHA inspector.
And i'm able to close a business if f.e there's to many cockroaches

>that makes $130,000. I'm 6'4" with an eight inch dick.
you sure do

Dockworker. Just a lift monkey.

Going into Computer Security.

Health Care Assistant on a Psychiatric ward

Anyone work in Biomed or something related to it?

>Responding to datamining threads

Oh well.

I'm an Editor.

The general conclusion you should get from this OP, is that we aren't actually neckbeards with low IQs.

Tell your masters to be afraid.

I work as a marketer for a company importing wines.

PhD candidate in Computer Science.

document sorter

Psychotherapist

glassblower reporting in

I make money off degenerates

Human resources.

It pays the bills.

web developer monkey

Historian

How do you guys not get bored.
Sysadmin sounds like such a dumb passive job. please elaborate I'm looking to get in the IT field myself.

>new business needs "that guy for all the computer stuff"
>sit in your office all day long
>fix a printer once in a while
>install some neat looking managing software on your pc and show it off to your boss saying that applying the software to the entire business would increase revenue by 2%, collect praise and a salary raise
>flirt with the blonde secretary who constantly comes into your office because she can't change the font in a Word document
>browse Sup Forums 50% of your work time

that's how I imagine sysadmin life

Science teacher.

See that's the thing I am pretty awkward so flirting isn't going to happen for me and I don't like lying :(

My job title is electrical engineer, but I'm a computer systems engineer.

I program microcontrollers.

it's not lying, it's just putting a thick layer of sugar on it! everyone likes sugar!

more like
>sit in your office
>dont get paid shit because corporate doesn't care about IT
>everyone thinks youre disgusting because you're fat as fuck

sysadmin is a meme. The only people who do it well live in front of a computer. The best you will get is working for the government.

Accounting Firm Employee.

...I am definitely not jewish.

>>everyone thinks youre disgusting because you're fat as fuck
I don't have that problem

Funeral Director.

Fucking a coworker on the embalming table is fucking great.

He has a nice dick, too.

Well you're german so I would assume you're a skinny beta male who is a klv or lets muhammed fuck his wife.

>>everyone thinks youre disgusting because you're fat as fuck

shit physique dyels aren't even human beings

still wrong
>having a wife
ayy

I get payed to fuck around with batteries n' sheeeit at the Wollongong innovation campus.

CPA

It's boring but pays the bills. Few things beat a Western salary in a frontier country.

zombie pls go

Why the fuck am I showing up as a dirty Thai?

I'm posting from Lao.

I do most of this at home already

But how the fuck do I even find/get an IT job to begin with?

It seems like literally the only way is having a friend of a friend put in a word for you, e.g. nepotism.

Should I get a CCNA, et al before I graduate with a 2-year degree, or after I graduate?