Tfw no Portuguese gf

>tfw no Portuguese gf

Here's a QT Portuguese girl

. . . just go to Portugal? It's right there, user, a plane ticket from Britain to Lisbon can't be expensive.

Actually sir, my Portuguese friend told me that their women are incredibly autistic. You see, he told me that there was this female, whom a Portuguese man was courting, and they were about to fuck.

Well, what ended up happening is that the female bit his penis as she was sucking it and he told her he didn't want to fuck anymore.

So, I wouldn't really date one if I were you.

w-what?
doubt I could get one desu

>he wants a hairy gf with whiskers

>the female bit his penis as she was sucking it

Holy shit, I NEED and Portuguese gf now

Yes, it's all true. It's why my friend doesn't date them. You really should date other women aside from those in the Iberian peninsula.

EYO WHITE BOY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OUR PRINCESSES

>be portuguese
>have gf
>get your dick bit
Kek

Moorish genes are the best genes

it´s dificult to someone even compete with portuguese women

Stay away of Europe both of you newworld colonials.

>tfw no girlfriend :(

it's really pity what the portuguese crusaders did in the Reconquista

>implying that the portuguese boysss aren´t wuiiitee

You're right, they should have stayed in the north instead of risking their lives and depleting population from their homelands.

>tfw no gf that celebrates Easter

The north had a high pop density, the reconquista was a natural process of retaking lands that were european since ever

>tfw no qt kuruminha

>TFW
>NO
>KAZAKH
>GF