Used to pork Jolie in her prime, cucked Johnny Depp

Used to pork Jolie in her prime, cucked Johnny Depp.
Bad Santa II coming out soon.

Why is he so awesome?

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He was David Geffen's rent-boy for a couple years. That makes any male lead unstoppable in Hollywood.

da fuck, ist this for real? source please, if possible. i wouldn't surprise to learn he is bisexual.

Probably all those monster magazines he had as a kid.

>cucked Johnny Depp
Wat

more inside info please. Love hollywood secrets, no homo

>cucked Brad Pitt
>cucked Depp
>cucked someone else that I forgot about
>btfo of Jian Ghomeshi
>great actor, director, singer and drummer

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED

You forgot that he also cucked the David "californication" Duchovny.

kill yourself

My brother used to do his taxes about 10 years ago. He says that billy is a pretty cool guy.

I don't even realized it was him (santa) until I saw fargo
Fucking awesome actor

BBT was cucked by Ben Harper.

He and the hobbit was the only reason fargo S1 is decent

So based

looks like some random decrepit white guy

I legitimately thought Bad Santa was a good modern comedy and an example of a film concept that didn't get retroactively ruined by needless, tired sequels.
I guess that midget has to eat though.

>Not mentioning that he wrote directed and starred in one of the best movies of the last 25 years

Which one

once you've kucked Pitt and Depp, what else is there? you've got nothing left to prove.

>Depp has been cucked by bother Billy Bob Thornton and Tim Burton

JUST

Is Johny Derp about to be JUSTified?

The JUST train arrived to deppville 5 years ago

Why is he such a cunt?
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