To all straight male anons, if you were offered $30,000 to have your anus fucked by a gay man's dick for 10 minutes...

To all straight male anons, if you were offered $30,000 to have your anus fucked by a gay man's dick for 10 minutes, would you do it?

>STD free gay man
>Guranteed secret

Fuck no

Absolutely.

Yes. I will sacrifice my tight holed cherry for $30k. Probably for even $5k - but I'll accept the 30

Yeah, I'm really poor

Fuck yes

>$50 per second

Yes, I have a mortgage to pay off

this

Yeah i would, at the end I'd prolly say thak you as well

Absolutely. I'm straight but I want to try it once in the first place. I don't because I'm not willing to risk an STD and someone finding out

For 1M$, but with a part of it i make disapear all people involved in this

100% absolutely, I'd let that happen for 100 bucks

I would do it for $3 and half of a pepperoni roll

>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much

Faggot

inb4 someone says no and fags jump all over them because not wanting to have fag sex and retain your own self respect is somehow sexual insecurity

Yes...Probably do it for about $500...That's the lowest I think.

damn bro where are your standards

C'mon, Donald, we talked about how you were going to stay off Sup Forums. And you promised. You know you have a country to bankrupt and not that much time to do it in.

No, I would then need to spend double that in therapy and hookers just to get the faggot out of me.

It can't be that bad...And I could use the money.

Yes

I'm old straight and married and I'd do it in a heartbeat

10 minutes?! Is do that in a heartbeat.

Yes. Now where do I sign up?

No. I'm aware of my dignity

50,000 and we have a deal

It would depend on multiple factors:
If he is non-white, I will not do it
If he is bigger than 6'', no
If he cums in me, probably not

If the offer was somewhere around $20,000,000, then we could talk...

yea totally worth 10 minutes of discomfort for all that money

True

I'm depressed already, why scar my anus. I don't need the money anyway, I'd rather die.

hell naw

10 million no ever finds out but any less than that fuck no. And the guy can't be hung 7 inc or less. And I would have too be drunk.

would they pay medical bills for any tearing? would they also pay for recovery time while out of work? if no, probably not.

how much does your heterosexuality cost then ?

> if you were offered $30,000 -
yes
> to have your anus fucked -
yes
> by a gay man's dick
yes
> for 10 minutes
yes
> would you do it?
yes

Do I get to cum too? If so, yes.

I would, prob even let him have mutiple rounds. I'm getting 30k out of this.

yup

I would let a group of midget beaners wearing sombreros while mariachi music plays in the background gangbang me for 30k

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Absolutely. How many times can I cash in on this?

I wonder who's behind these posts...

yup, I'm poor

10 minutes?
I fucked and switched with a real 8/10 std-free shemale for one hour to discover I prefer pussy after all.
where do I sign for the 30k?

aaaah the sweet taste of free, top tier healthcare with a sprinkle of tears

A new car, knock a few years off the mortgage.
Ugggh, I'd have to vote take it up the ass.

why do all the gay posts get quads?

god yeah, pay off so much with that money.
>student loans
>car
>vacation money

I have hemorroids, my feces fuck me from inside, it hurts and bleed. So I say NO to 30k.

sure why not, i mean 10 grand can get me a decent car and food/gas money, anyone that says no is just a closet fag

make it 100 and we can talk

I think a pepperoni roll comes with the deal either way

all valid conditions

can I pay in installments?

yup, I would

yes

totally, 10 minutes is nothing for 30.000

obvi

No chance, gay as fuck.

ITT: Gaylords,faggots,fudge packers,ass pirates,bone smokers,tail gunners, and fagalas

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Reminds me of this :S, Only a retard wouldnt do it

30K is a lot of money. So yes.

Fuck yea

I would do it but i cant afford 30k for a hoe

Definitely. Done it before for free, but it was boring and men's faces are ugly. But it wasn't horrible.

Blumpft drump btfo no scoops for him!!!!

Sure. I'm getting money and it's a new experience.

put me in bandage bodycon dress, and you've got a deal

For 30 grand I would want it recorded and have at least 10 guys involved, I want them to use me for the weekend. I am not to be allowed food except that which they give me with their cocks, the bigger the better the more the better.

Ive never had the pleasure of another mans penis inside me but i have been pegged & i enjoyed it.

yes

I cannot do such thing, it is against my Muslim religion!

...

This!

Sure. That's $30,000 off my student loan payments for a 10-minute long shit.
>most guys around where I am do it for free
Can I choose the ethnicity of the guy?

Can I ask for more time for more money?

I could buy slaves for less than that. You're an idiot.

Yes

Hell yes. 30,000 is a lot more than my ass is worth.

I'm really not sure what the point of these threads are. Is it to prove we're all gay so you can feel better about fapping to traps? Because this doesn't prove shit. Being willing to do something you find objectionable if there's sufficient financial incentive in it doesn't make you gay. I'd eat a pile of cat shit for 30k. I wouldn't enjoy it, but I'd still do it.

anyone over 20 would do this

Id do worse for less

Yes. Yes, I would. I would then pay off my student loans and go back to college.

of course. $30k to be a hoe for 10 minutes but secrete from everyone thus nothing to live down. yolo

tbh depends on size of penis not tryin to get injured

$30000 fuckye

Yes

If he had a small dick, I'd do it.

Yup

i would have less respect for someone too scared to have a dick in them for 10 minutes, even when offered 30 fucking thousand dollars for it

Dude I'd kill myself for that much

Sure

>10 minutes
I'd let him use me however he likes for free if it stayed a secret and I didn't get an STD

I would do it for $100

if i say yes what do i have to do to prove that i am straight

Faggots are funny.
nigger faggots, doubly so.