no makeup, no filter, roast me.
>18
>oldfag
no makeup, no filter, roast me.
>18
>oldfag
Time stamp and tits
go do something with your life beside shit posting here
You are a liar
If you weren't pulling such a dumb face you'd probably look pretty hot, timestamp and tits
9/10 to my parameters
u loser n suck dick hahahahah
would wife
I wouldnt even lose my virginity to you
Tits or gtfo
no tits but here's your stamp
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Fuck off.
There are ancient rules that keep the fabric of Sup Forums and you dare to break them
Why no tits? You want a roast? Well we want tits
Found your twin brother stupid.
10/10
get over yourself and provide some criticism on a physical level.
you look so basic you decised to get attention on a site of neckbeards
How are you an oldfag if you don't even know the rules? Tits or gtfo
i'm drinking and smoking tonight. sorry for the gloomy look?
>18
>oldfag
Fucking kek my sides!!!!!
You look like Smeegle. An hero asap
>browses Sup Forums
>follows rules
as if.
Not until we see tits. It's the rules
post pic smiling
You look like someone said "be there or be square" and you didn't show up.
Anyway, post some more pictures.
Sounds fun? You look like you're a hoot to drink and smoke with
Show a smile and then I can rate.
Let's see your ass
No tits yet claims she is oldfag
>TitsOrGTFO
Everyone sage this thread until she shows tits
unlike these virgin fags hitting up on user girl they will never meet...
Please state location, and do you like the company of older experienced gentleman who will rock your world?
Okay, you know the rules.
I like her. Would be better w/smile
why are you crying is everything ok
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meh, acceptable. most would fuck. you're posting a picture of yourself on Sup Forums so mentally not 100%. probably crazy af and not worth any real time commitment.
>oldfag
>does not even show tits
you want our roasts we better see some tits
number/number, would do something
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Take another pic where you're not looking gloomy for an accurate rating.
Also show us your tits
Nigger
i'm in nebraska.
my fiancé is 29, so i'd give that a firm yes
J
thread
Is fist fuck you from behind, in the dark, with a bag over your head.
Now tits or gtfo
Sage
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neat. cam up
femanon
cams
.com
This is why this place should be shut down.
Gold
Spiderman thread unless tits are shown
Listen, rules are rules. All anons have to follow them, don't blame us.
- OP is always a faggot
- you can't inb4 your own thread
- you can't /thread your own thread
- titsorgtfo
- etc...
Fine, I'll have sex with you. But lights off.
rules are rules lets see em
I'd gouge your droopy eyes out with a rusty spoon, then skullfuck and cream pie both orbital sockets.
Sage
18 is no oldfag, we've been here over a decade
I see question, but no titties. That's an oxymoron.
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Does the rest of you sag as much as your face? Proof is required
Tits or gtfo
see you at nebraksacon?
and how old were you when you first starting riding your fiancee? Statutory rapes stories of underage fucking geezer, please, green text if you wish
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First rule of Sup Forums is tits or gtfo bitch
reason there isn't any tits around anymore
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Gtfo boysh bitch
jesus i didn't realize i had such a bitchface
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This isn't helping your case bitch lips
Pretty, plain Jane.
That's not an insult.
Get off this site before it ruins you.
Nice jaw you fucking neanderthal
TITS
Will you take a mouth open shot? For science
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wouldnt fuck u with OP's dick
Cute
Now show tits
i meant with teeth but o k
Legit you
Sad bitch face* go and suck yours father dick. Fucking autist
def not american, the greatest country
meh, I like square jaws so it's ok with me. tits look itty bitty though. not my preference. would have to see waist to hip ratio to judge. a solid ass would balance it out.
>18
>oldfag
So you've been here since you were 7?
Clear skin, normal facial feature sizes, decent chest size, even facial symmetry, not overweight, MAYBE chubby cheeks, but I assume that's because of your straight face. You look Russian/Ukrainian/Moldovan, which is generally either very pretty or Helga Hulkslana with a mustache and 60 cm thighs. You seem to have come out on the pretty end, so good for you.
Overall 7.5/10, my only criticism would be that you look "plain" but if you truly don't have a filter of makeup on in this, pretty good wife material. The face you wake up to is a lot more important than the face on a date.
Not much to roast about you tbh. Plain is my worst criticism.
OP, fuck all these 12 year olds ad their impotent rage about "tits or gtfo." You look like a great person, I think you have nice features, and I especially love your eyes!
>definitely dating/waifu material!
i was about to say the same shit. op should fuck off
So, what do you look like with makeup on?
Y'er cute without any. There, you got the compliment you were fishing for.
show teeth you strange whore
,
Hey guys i found the newfag
> waifu
drink bleach
shut the fuck up. whiteknighting queer
measurements are
32/25/36 (bust waist hips)
Jesus. she ain't fucking you man, calm your bitchtits.
13 reasons why you should do it
Show tits, you're hot.
Do you have a penis?
Either way, 5/10 would bang.
Good god....
You look like one of Roger's disguises.
what do these numbers mean
LETS SEE TITS
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>waifu