The Cabin in the Woods

Was this kino?

I like it desu.

i thought it was horror then it does a 360 and completely changes genres

It was nice. A lot of people on Sup Forums aren't going to give any argument on why it was bad. They're just gonna yell "le reddit".

really enjoyed it

bravo whedon

No but it's fun.
Not everything has to be goat to be enjoyable OP.

It's kinda banal for having such a ridiculous premise and it's not the first meta-horror movie or the first horror comedy, or even the first to combine both. The stuffed head scene was nice though.

love dat movie

the cast is awesome
the chick from the whispers or whatever is mucho caliente

SCP the movie.

I'd really like a SCP movie desu.

6/10

I liked it. Whedon should do a similar meta-movie for capeshit. The control room can talk about how they need to throw in enough quips or the ancient gods will become angry.

I enjoyed it. It was well done and the ending works.

It's a nice idea that got fucked over by being simplified so any retard could understand it, that fucking Shaggy character was delivering exposition on EVERYTHING

it was boring as shit as a result

was this meant to be funny?

Are you retarded?

You surely are if you liked this memetastic piece of shit. The only thing it had going for it is production values.

>Written by Joss Whedon
>A self-aware horror movie, the easiest thing in the world to mock
Yeah, nah. It's shit.

Clever meta-commentary on the state of the horror film industry. Not what you'd call 'scary' but it was engaging and funny enough that it really didn't matter

wish more films would be this creative with their generic tropes desu

>Clever meta-commentary on the state of the horror film industry.

>Clever

haha what the fuck are you talking about

Non of my normalfag, Bayformers-loving co-workers appreciated it though.

It was pretty simple and enjoyable. Instead of making another shitty horror movie to laugh at, you got one to laugh with. The cast was pretty good too.

It was clever in the sense that you don't usually find big-budget horror deconstructing its own tropes and making fun of the industry which gave rise to it

stop being so autistic. it might not have the depth of your favourite arthouse director but its got some neat ideas nevertheless

Loved it. It walked a fine line between homage and pisstaking. I loved the parts about Japanese horror, showing a bunch of high-school girls stuck on a school with a spirit with long hair and a blue filter over everything.

The "Evil Dead" parody at the start is great. Hell, a lot of the movie is great. The bloodbath at the end is great, the nerdy stoner being the surprise second lead was cool.

It was a good flick

I agree with you user.

It didn't deconstruct any of the tropes in any way whatsoever, that word doesn't mean what you think it means. They were simply presented to the viewer and maybe one or two got lampshaded.

So at the end the "Old Gods", come back. If they destroy humanity, then they will no longer have human sacrifices. Also, why didn't these people who knew of the Old Gods, warn the rest of humanity back in to worshiping them? This whole problem could have been solved with regular sacrifices.

Also, could the Old Gods effect people in outer space? Just some autistic observations. DESUDESUDESU.

Never mind. Apparently they were beings who lived on Earth long before humanity. Extraordinarily powerful but not celestial gods.

> that word doesn't mean what you think it means.
literature student here, it does mean what I think it means. The characters subvert their own stereotypes until the guys underground start meddling in their affairs. and the tropes themselves aren't simply presented in a neutral fashion to the viewer, you're given the filter of those who are actually engineering an ironic distance between the audience and the horror tropes played out on screen. if you want to be really gay and meta about it you could analogise them as the production company who meddle in the 'movie' to make it fit with the prescripted narrative to satisfy the demands of the ancient gods, who in turn are the audience demanding the same boring shit over and over.

It's really not a complex movie, just quite inspired for a tale that has been told a million times before.

post some hutch in son

>If they destroy humanity, then they will no longer have human sacrifices.
The sacrifices were to placate them, to sate their thirst for the blood of all of humanity. Without the sacrifice, they will now punish humanity, and perhaps create a new world once they've cleansed the old one.
Don't you know any mythology?

What a fucking prick you are.

Me too but it'd probably never happen because of the various creators and legality.

I was expecting a much larger twist ending after hearing the Nostalgia Critic's commentary of it on his top ten new Halloween classics. He emphasized not spoiling the ending so much that I was expecting a totally unexpected ending.

it was the necessary piece that takes place between angel, buffy, dollhouse, 'cabin in the woods insert though released later' and firefly ending with river the last slayer.

Does that actually matter? Why can't they give credit to the SCP Wiki community since all of it came from there if I'm not mistaken.

Its a garbage meme flick for reddit teenagers.

t. cuck