How likely are you to be annihilated in the coming global thermonuclear war?

How likely are you to be annihilated in the coming global thermonuclear war?

>live in large city population > 1 million
>provincial capital
>major oil refineries and transportation hub
>largest military base in Canada, large airforce base
>NATO and NORAD member

Chance of annihilation: 100%

>canada
lmao, you are smalltime

>São Paulo

I don't think the world gives a fuck, but still...

it feels like I want to laught at the face of the ''muh relevant country'' faggots

We're basically America's early radar warning center

laugh*

I live in bakersfield, california

its pretty much a nuclear wasteland already

>Isolated region on a Island at the bottom of the earth.

I'm safe and sound m8

>nukes involved

enjoy your shitty northern hemisphere

Wait until the starving chinese boat people arrive

Feels comfy

Get to watch every die

Prairies oilniggers deserve it.

Boat people can't even make it from closer Islands due to the weather, Chinese boat people will have zero chance.

>latinos and africans will rise from the ashes of ww3
heh

>tfw you'll never get to watch the world end from Middle-earth

Feels good being an irrelevant backwards brown third world spic shithole after all.

I get to live and cozily watch wh*te scum and sandnigs anhilate each other with popcorn in hand.

>Northern hemisphere annihilated
>Argentina STILL can't take the Falklands

>live in second largest city in the country (~4.5 million)
>American ally
100%

Nothing happens in Adelaide

I don't think anyone gives a shit about us desu, problem is how close to the US we are. Yet another time that being next to Amerilards is shit.

Kek

About 0%

Although I would prefer to be anihilated than to share the burden of building the new world with Australians.

Hopefully trump builds that wall before things go to shit then, don't want all those violent burger refugees hopping the border.

>town of 40,000 in the American south
Eh, i doubt we'd get nuked directly, but the fallout would fuck us up.

Good-bye sweet world. At least the south side will be gone.