Teenager proge edition
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Carson Lewis
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Jason Gutierrez
...
Chase Lopez
>ildjarn
Jackson Wilson
Glam metal is the way!
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*tips fedora*
Carter Jones
ildjarn is nu-male repellent
Joseph Brown
Death to racist Trump nazi glam
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Jose Jackson
>Teenage
>proge
I have no idea what this means so I'm going to assume the proge means progressive and that op has a non-functional prolapsed anus
Jonathan Jenkins
Let's start this thread nicely
Post riffs
Wyatt Campbell
>reads DMU once
Charles Jenkins
t. fresh summer kid
Ryder Smith
wtf i love glamtallica now
Daniel Stewart
It's proge by a bunch of children, one of them is son of Mike Portnoy
Charles Flores
...
Elijah Brown
>In a stadium so vast, the whole thing felt like a rally concocted by Leni Riefenstahl in Triumph of the Will.
Nathaniel Johnson
holy fucking shit, im triggered. usually these vapid articles the author expresses his opinion or something, and they will link something backing it up. but this fucking shitpile just has littered references from the 80s that the faggot author took from his college history classes. it says nothing about metallica or music in general. someone actually approved it and thought it had some sort of journalistic worth.
Josiah Hughes
greatest metal of all time
Cooper Garcia
>tfw missed Devy and Paradise Lost 2 years ago due to school and now they are coming back
Camden Anderson
ildjarn is literal sewer trash dog shit vomit garbage
there aren't even any riffs, every song is just two chords played over and over again
Charles Lee
I saw the show when they played in Boston, I suspect there were too many explosions, white people, and it was too loud.
Landon Gonzalez
Reminder that this band's new album will have a song literally and unironically called "Kek"
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Ryan Parker
They're on tour together? Damn, I missed that.
Connor Howard
i agree but it's still nu-male repellent
Ian Phillips
>there will never be another TAP album
it hurts
Kevin Hernandez
You could just ignore it.
Jaxon Harris
itt: repelled nu-males
Joseph Morales
the whole chart is, that's why people react to it that way. it's rather run of the mill canonical stuff if you actually listen to metal
Asher Harris
No, I missed one band due to high school graduation and other to college test
Jayden Bailey
He could, but this misplaced numale progressive anger is infecting everything now.
Brody Parker
What are nu males, and what prevents them from listening to Burzum, Emperor, Asphyx, Gorgoroth and Atheist?
Jack Brown
t. nu male
Cameron Hernandez
they're too busy listening to ulver and ildjarn and sort votker
Jace Wilson
Okay.
Aaron Powell
Sorry for the memes, but does anyone have an album that sounds similar to Burzum - Dunkelheit?
Isaac Brooks
>it hurts
Fag
Landon Baker
post week
Zachary Price
Vekbjorn - Terminal Strid
Kevin Rogers
who /nu-male/ here?
Eli Murphy
I don't know.
Grayson Nguyen
++Morbid Saint, Voivod
+ Necromantia
Cameron Walker
...
Isaiah Jenkins
+++Morbid Saint
++Killing Technology
+Liege Lord
++Hellripper, Hexhammer, Vader
+Exciter, Repulsion, >sodom
++Nekromantheon, Insanity
Evan Reed
Listening to it right now, how did you know?
Chase Lopez
Fuck nu-males, true metal is the way
Luke Phillips
OTHER BANDS PLAY
Connor James
MANOWAR KILLS
Sebastian Russell
>glam faggotry
Can you homos come up with some new not stale memes?
Anthony Evans
numales > glamsvestites
Aaron Ortiz
Arghoslent is not on metalstorm?
What the fuck
Jeremiah Russell
who cares
Samuel Brooks
metalstorm is too cucked to have anything racist on its database
Ethan Jenkins
Good/bad/Nu-Male?
Christopher Bennett
>westword.com
They're trying this angle again? Cool.
Blake Jackson
stop responding to glamshitters
they're tismos with no sense of self-awareness, they really can't help themselves
Leo Smith
I'm heartbroken
Robert Harris
Nu male is just a blanket term for anyone you don't like.
Grayson Sullivan
Glam is just shitty 80's AOR with trannies behind instruments
William Ramirez
Overrated by normies
Overhated by elitists
Adrian Clark
You can ignore things or wait until it's all over the fucking place.
Elijah Flores
>Orchid
>Morningrise
underrated progressive black metal before Enslaved cockgobbled that scene
>My Arms, Your Hearse
>Still Life
the meat of Opeth's discography, insane amount of atmospheric and riffs
>Blackwater Park
>Deliverance/Damnation
at this point they became an incoherent meme band
>Ghost Reveries
>Watershed
typical roadrunner records bullshit
>Heritage
>Pale Communion
>Sorceress
we want the deep purple audience
Jordan Nguyen
What if we criticized things on a musical basis instead?
Isaac Richardson
What are the best Motorhead albums?
Colton Fisher
shut the fuck up retard
Nolan Walker
It's all over the /metal/ general on Sup Forums's Sup Forums board. I'm not sure where else it is.
Blake Cox
Orchid is one of my favorite albums.
Nolan Sullivan
ace of spades, overkill, orgasmatron. avoid everything else.
Nathan Barnes
good ideas / shitty execution
Brody Gonzalez
I'm not sure how you can speak so highly of Still Life and then proceed to shit all over Blackwater Park.
Joshua Brown
>implying any of these trannies have even basic knowledge of music theory
William Ramirez
It's up your ass you fucking faggot.
Owen Barnes
We would come to the same conclusion
Chase Hall
Blackwater Park is the only worthwhile release
Jose Phillips
They got me into harsher metal so I like them
David Johnson
b8
Noah Flores
Right up there along A7X and Rammstein on the list of things everybody i knew liked but i didn't.
Jason Smith
listen to Serenity Painted Death
then listen to the title track of Blackwater Park
the former is well-put together, progressions flow logically and don't upset the structure put into place
the latter is a meandering clusterfuck of minor seconds and tritones
Christian Bell
Would we? Could you give an example?
Zachary Stewart
Boy you sure sound like a boring faggot
William Hill
Of what? Almost all nu-male metal is bad from a musical standpoint.
Mason Howard
Pick anything. Pick any record that falls under that maymay and tell me why it's bad from a musical standpoint.
Wyatt Fisher
you logically ought to end up with old anus, but look how far that took them. nothing moves the adhd generation other than sensationalizing (read: memes) which is why nu-dmu is like a caricatured Sup Forums colony, because the opposite of actually talking about music (with people that don't even understand metal in terms of being music) is a slow death into irrelevance
Oliver Long
>posting in /metal/
>having any knowledge of music
Pick one.
Sebastian White
I don't even know what the fuck you just said.
Asher Moore
that's because you're a newfaggot
Tyler Sanders
Sure.
Alexander Lewis
For newfags
>ANUS = American Nihilist Underground Society
>DMU = Death Metal Underground
>NWN = Nuclear War Now
Julian Peterson
You sound triggered.
Jose Robinson
Blackgayze
Cooper Peterson
>ANUS
>Nihilism (that isn't active nihilism)
Aiden Morris
can you fucking lurk then instead of broadcasting your newness
Daniel Jones
Anthony Edwards
>Inferno
>Bastards
>bad
Michael Thomas
No.
Easton Anderson
I love acoustic music
But I also love DEATH METAL
Nolan Lee
oooh...TRANSILVANIAAA!
Thomas King
rec good acoustic death metal?
Owen Kelly
Death Grips
Jack Campbell
haha no way dude that's crazy
Adam Russell
Leo Allen
Reminder that GROOVIN SLMZ are officially mainstream
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Brody Cook
are the members of thou actually vegan faggots?