You're in London and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass. What do?

You're in London and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass. What do?

Tell him I voted for Khan.

Tell him to go back to Albania and rape some sheep

watch how his steroid ridden arm barely makes it to my girlfriends ass before he suddenly collapses due to catastrophic heart failure.

what was the problem again?

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Eye gouge
kick to the genitals

if he wants a fair fight we can put on gloves and fight in a ring, if he wants to be a savage ill bite the head of his penis off

hes reading the picture book version of the koran

Tell him we use soaps and laundry detergent made from pork fat.
Also, this

LOL
Teo goes to the WTC

Why is this big guy reading batman?

Ask him if theres anything i can do for him. Maybe we can work this out in a civilized manner.

Tell him to get his own fucking goat

>You're in London and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass. What do?
Ask my GF if she's okay with it before I act to defend her honor!

he would not do that cause im turkish muslim not a germacuck.

>You're in London
yea wont happen. why would i go to hell on earth

>a cuck
>see flag
Sweden as expected

Stab him with plastic fork

London is a lost cause.

knoife 'im

Not much since I can't have any weapon of any kind. Is mace legal in England, or are you that cucked?

threats like these are taken extremely seriously, reported to the cutlery crime division

sell her

Thank him.