>UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
December 30, 2016 10PM/7PM ETPT
Las Vegas, Nevada United States
LIVE ON FS1
>UFC Fight Night - Rodriguez vs Penn
January 15, 2017 10PM/7PM ETPT
Phoenix, Arizona United States
LIVE ON FOX
>UFC Fight Night - Shevchenko vs Pena
January 28, 2017
Denver, CO USA
LIVE ON FS1
>UFC Fight Night - Bermudez vs Korean Zombie
February 04, 2017
Houston, Texas USA
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW
>UFC 208 - Brooklyn, NY
February 11, 2017
Brooklyn, New York United States
LIVE ON FS1
>UFC Fight Night - Dos Santos vs Struve
February 19, 2017
Halifax, Canada
LIVE ON UFC FIGHT PASS
>UFC Fight Night - TBA vs TBD
March 03, 2017
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW
>UFC 209 - TBA vs TBD
March 04, 2017
Las Vegas, Nevada United States
LIVE ON FS1
>UFC Fight Night - Belfort vs Gastelum
March 11, 2017
Fortaleza, Brazil
LIVE ON UFC FIGHT PASS
/heem/
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First for autism.
Daily reminder that Stipe tapped and that Alistair "The Reem" Overeem is the rightful UFC heavyweight champion of the world
Stipe is #notmychampion
Is Baboon Skeb a good fighter?
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Why is Penn coming back? The dude said, after losing to Edgar, that he shouldn't have come back.
>bigdicktrips
Making a Rockhold tinder account, will post results
what time does rizin start? was there a stream for it last time?
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Post some horse meat Reem
Don't you guys have sesame seed buns in America?
*khabib appears*
*chases McChicken*
*dabs*
Rewatched the fight
Why was he running away? Also, please post webm of Stipe bouncing Reem's head like a basketball
yeah it started at like 2am last time on eversport.tv
how long did it last?
>tfw got my 6'2' gf to start kickboxing
pretty sure she can heem gabi already
till like 6 or 7 am if I remember correctly. Was a pain staying up but it was worth it
How tall are you lad?
Those are used almost exclusively for burgers. All chicken and fish sandwiches usually use a plain bun.
>"McChicken opens up with a wide touch butt stance."
>Carwin out
>Canderlei out
What's the point
5'11'. Don't get jealous pal she isn't that qt
>"AAAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHH HE HURT HIM!!! MCCHICKEN'S ROCKED!!!"
awww dont say that, she seems nice
i wish i had a tall gf i could climb on
>Canderlei out
yooo wtf i actually wanted to see that
;_;
Were either of them in the open weight gp or were they regular fights?
>cro cop
>King mo
>aliakbari - young world champion level wrestler from iran
>free for all open weight tournament
Theres some russian LHW prospect too(4-0) but might get heemed by the more experienced pole (16-8) in the opening round
brackets for those curious: en.wikipedia.org
don't forget baurto kaito
>tom lawlor wants a release from UFC so he can become a pro wrestler
Good or bad thing?
When Wanderlei's suspension is up, will he go to Bellator and challenge Chael?
Aw shucks, I liked that guy
He's be pretty good at it. It'll be a shame to see Fall River leave, not enough Massholes in the UFC to bring another fight to Boston.
Depends on how badly chael murks tito or not, expect wanderlei to hide under the covers if chael leaves tito in a pool of his own blood
>some fat weeb sumo wrestler from Scandinavia
>implying you WOULDNT intetionally want to forget about him
probably shouldnt forget about him since he's 400 pounds
My thoughts exactly
FFS why are the odds still so shit on Cruz Dillashaw and Nunes. Anyone reckon they'll change closer to the fight?
This ppv will do less than 150k. Screen cap this.
Nunes maybe.
>expect wanderlei to hide under the covers
After all the shit that built up between the two? And the lack of payoff after that Ultimate Fighter fiasco? Doesn't matter what happens, I bet Silva hunts for a contract and Bellator more than happily obliges
It's already dropped to less of an underdog though, what are the chances casuals flood the betting market on Ronda on fight day?
>you now remember when ayy lmao MW wandy near-HEEMED the GOAT Bisping and tried to soccer kick his face off
all this needless extra shit.
gotta figure out the concise cards for this week
Wednesday night/Thursday early morning for Rizin part 1 warm up, 11 pacific, 2 am eastern.
Friday usuall ufc ppv times we have UFC 207, after that same time for Rizin part 2.
have a nap, take a decent break and be ready about 12 hours later, for WSOF. yes WSOF has a great card, and it might be the last great WSOF card as the org seems poised to die, but this is all the best fighters they could collect for one card.
then get drunk at celebrate our semi-perihelion celebration
What does the average UFC fighter leave with when they retire?
Would be interesting stat tbqh. Get on it (((Ariel)))
who hasn't almost heemed bisping
I'm 38° (Euclidian).
Hendo got 800k at 199 (which is probably when they thought he would retire)
Probably less at 204 though
>Ariel
>actually doing investigative work
remember he's the top tier fighter... I'm curious about average/median overall
Who are these semen demons?
Why?
Daron Cruickshank
RIZIN in how many bongs?
1AM eastern on the 29th
so 69 bongs and 27 bings
Oh
Oh my
i only have shit quality version
I have a GIF.
such a blatant tap
One our after making fake rockhold tinder account, 30+ matches...on a holiday night...
Is Rokhhold homosex?
/heem/ is so slow today.
i like the comfyness desu senpai
Prolly.
I kind of want Cruz to get heem'd to see what /heem/ would be like
Hopefully.
who would have put money on cruz fighting 3 times in 2016, let alone being on his second title defense.
definetely in the stipe/bisping foty catagory. shit he fought all title fights while other 2 fought all ex-champs so it'd be real hard to decide
holidays are the prime time tbqh. girls getting mad sad about being alone at family functions.
theyre not 'busy'. you goto your family functions senpai? half the girls are playing with their phones half the time cause nobody there is hitting on them
girls cant exist without constant validation
True enough, I suppose?
>ywn gently lick away at Rockhold's pheromones
fag.
>trying to leak things and steal things from the fans instead of doing real journalism
Really? Getting the news first isn't real journalism?
Dana's still mad about getting absolutely cucked by Ariel
Any Hollowayfags on right now?
You can tell Ariel loves MMA more than any of those goof journalists. I like him.
We all know what happened Candelei
fuck you peasants, nobody guessed my heembuster.
It was obviously Dustin Poirier. Poirier is french for a pear tree.
It was bad son
Try another
dillashaw lineker is the real title fight for me
Once an Aussie shat in my gym and when I asked wtf happened, this was his answer: __________
Initials: M B
He's got that look in his eye.
Who did this
Brandon Shwab.
Rare Joanna flange.
look how bald it is. you know she knows that i know
Cause money doesnt grow on trees dipshit
Penn's family owns half of Hawaii.
that's chuck liddel. motivated BJ is the unbeatable bj meme
this, I counted at least three different times
#notmychampion
Which fighter over the past 5 years as acquired the best resume?
>Clearly tapping in the .gif
I mean it's on Reem's head but still...
me, he started kinda rough in the ufc. robbed against bermudez, subbed by poirer and meme'd on by an older more experienced A+ prospect in mcgreggor, then they both got leg injuries and the fight turned to shit
his only career losses are top 10 ufc fighters now.
speaking of, thinking of losses to losses. nate versus poirer would be a beauty of a fight
on paper, jon jones.
might mouse maybe?
cerrone for raw wins?
jon jones?
DC?
>1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
>cerrone for raw wins?
That'd be bisping, friend
>mfw conrad has 0 title defences
>some people call him the goat
Penn is going to KO Hair in the first with an overhand right, cap this post.
>Jon Jones will never fight again
Sad tbqh
It's Matt Brown, you goof
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MM
>Dodson x2
>Benevidaz x2
>Cejudo
Jones
>Shogun
>Evans
>Rampage
>Machida
>Belfort
>Sonnen
>Cormier