I AM FUCKING DONE!! So my vacations are supposed to start on Wednesday and my parents had planned going on vacation as well for 2 weeks and I was looking forward to have the house alone for those two weeks...
And they just told me today that they are SENDING ME WITH MY GRANDMA to a fucking farm for the holidays?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
There is no internet there or anything, and they say I have to go because she has been feeling lonely or some shit like wtf is my fucking vacations?!
DUBS AND I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF, I dont evencare anymore
Do it fag, the Emperor wills it. Post pic with time stamp/sign with gun to your head.
Gabriel Reyes
Rerolling for death.
Nathaniel Cruz
get fuck over yourself faggot and go spend time with this poor old bitch
Jordan Lee
>im 15 waaaaawaaaaaa life is so hard waaaaaaaaaa >I won't get internet for a few weeks BETTER KILL MYSELF!
Ryder Hernandez
dude, its like a 1 hour flight, she lives fucking far and there is no internet, tv or ANYTHING is mind blowing boring, I went there when I was 13 and almost wanted to kill myself, if I have to be there 2 weeks I will neck myself as soon as I get there
Jack Moore
whatever dude, I just don't want to go, so is either killing myself or hearing an idea to avoid going with my grandma (who dosn't even like me)
Isaiah Turner
just neck yourself right now and post a link to the stream
Jacob Hill
Fag. Can't even kill yourself over the internet.
What degeneracy. You disgrace the emperor with your lack of commitment.
Wyatt Hall
Lol, move out, neet. Then parents can't 'make' you do anything.
Matthew Clark
Mods this gentleman appears to be an underage little bitch. Please remove him from this board as I an concerned that it's adult content could seriously offend him.
Evan Nelson
Oh come on, you do not even have the balls to go to your grandmother for 2 weeks - do you really think we believe you have the balls to kill yourself? Nice bait btw.
Tyler Perez
I am older than you probably fucking kid gtfo my board
Jackson Ortiz
Why are these ads better than actual porn?
Carter Wright
stop. just stop.
Kevin Hernandez
Can I come to your middle school graduation?
Cameron King
lol so the fuck what cunt? U are such a selfish cunt it's probably best you do kill yourself fag Here I googled this specifically for you
Oliver Jones
yeah bring ur sister along fucking faggot
Liam Martinez
Once again MODS please OP is obviously attempting to show his maturity level. Right now he is showing more sass than a deviant homosexual who's just had his favourite dildo taken away.
Nathan Hall
Better get to it user
Carter Foster
need another inert gas since helium is now 80% helium 20% o2
Thomas Clark
need another inert gas since helium is now 80% helium 20% o2.
Parker Morgan
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. It doesn't even make sense.
Alexander James
GEE I WONDER WHY
Adam Johnson
HAHAHAHA and yet your parents still telling you what to do? Nice try kid
Jeremiah Gomez
haha anyone who is intelligent enuf would get " propane "
Landon Thomas
How about you just don't fucking go? You pussy shitsack, just don't do it. Literally, don't get up when your mommy tells you to get in the car. Someone forces you? Fight, physically.
You have a clear choice, now carry out the actions to reach it.
You godamned cowards are all the same, and it starts early, apparently.
Ethan Perez
I could say no but I just don't like arguing w them thats why I am kiilling myself instead, not that is your business tho fucker
Nathaniel Garcia
But when you are 11 you kinda gotta do what mummy tells you...
Asher Flores
Sending my best wishes
James Lee
...
Aiden Lopez
an hero instead of nice holiday with grandma? if you stupid enough to mean it, do it.
William Rogers
i bet OP listens to Blink 182
John Anderson
Please don't be mean, friends. If OP kills himself we lose a top notch 9Gag content creator, and a Minecraft server host.
Charles Sanchez
OP how old are you?
Cooper Watson
fuk ur grandmudduh
Camden Taylor
see two winrars and trips. deliver, faggot.
Josiah Nguyen
If I could spend another holiday with my grandma or my dad I would. Enjoy them while you still can OP
Angel Perry
18
Carson Jackson
fuck you and fuck your grandma too
Jack Allen
I would be down to spend the holiday with them , if they came to my house instead, not me going to their boring place
Dylan Johnson
great going, fuckers
you killed this poor kid
Jaxon Phillips
24 yo here; you need to move out you sack of shit. To add insult to injury here you posted a fucking thumbnail. A FUCKING THUMBNAIL
Brandon Rogers
underage b&
Angel Flores
If you wanna die, at the very least take out a buncha pedos when you die. Dont die for nothing.
Ryan Lopez
I'm getting hard thinking about your misery faggot.
Aiden Hall
Not man enough to stand up to them but man enough to have the balls to actually kill yourself. Fuck me you are the whiniest most over dramatic little cunt I have ever had the pleasure of engaging in conversation on here. First perhaps you use this time at your dear old grandmas house to educate yourself read a book go to a library your attempts at the English language make my autistic 5 year old boy sound like fucking Shakespeare. Second use this time to man up, if killing yourself is your reaction to spending a couple of weeks with family instead of at home wanking to internet porn for two weeks then you clearly significantly lack the maturity for your anyone to trust you alone.
Jayden Kelly
Hey check this image out!
Ryder Lee
I've never seen a bigger bitch than the OP
Evan Foster
This, ladies and gents. /thread
Chase Fisher
im so fucking bored almost everyday and have almost nothing in my life. Stop being a sack of whiny niggers and shit op just spend some time with her your gonna be a whiny cunt when she dies.
Ayden Lopez
how would i go about that
Brandon Ward
Oh they all meet up at a club and advertise the fact. Did you not know?
Daniel Bell
yeah, what a fucking samefag! fuck you
Noah Jenkins
no tv or internet... sounds like a good idea for a brat like yourself OP
Jordan Morris
You're a retard.
Brayden Sanchez
what a dumb cunt
Chase Scott
If in US familywatchdog.us/ I'd bet other coutries have similar maps. Vet them, an 18 year old pegged for banging is a 17 year old isnt a capital offence, but 30 with 10, YEP. Knock on door, they answer, "Hey are you x" "yes I am" BLAM
Use low caliber (22 to the head is fine) or make a silencer.
Hudson Reyes
this guy offers advice and you just shit on it lmao. neck yourself right now OP
Hunter Morales
nice shop bro now fuck you again
Kayden Howard
but they would catch me very quickly, like police
Kayden Ross
srsly, im borderline suisidal. If I go out, this is what I'd do. Fuck the cowards way or being a cunt like E. Rodge
Kevin Harris
Weren't you planning on dying anyway?
Nolan Fisher
elliot rodger was a saint u fat fuck
Eli Cook
Fucking cringe fest over here boys.
John Miller
If you truly wanna die, not your concern. There's nothing more dangerous than a human body that doesnt care if it lives or dies.
Map out multiple targets, and make it quick. Sure you probably won't get all, but you could prob get 5-6. Forever known as the pedo slayer.
If you need to surrender, and say you mission was to remove the scum society would not. MSM would have a hard time spinning that.
Just dont spray innocents or cops. That will make you seem like a faggot.
Cooper Garcia
Oh and if cornered, put your hands up.
A pedo killer will be celebrated in prison, you'd have it cush. Just dont pulla faggot move like E. Rodge and kill innocents.
Seriously, I've gone through this multiple time in my mind. My dad recently died and I'm all my mom has left (only child) but life isnt fun for me. If she were to die that's exactly what I'd do.
Connor Martinez
/thread
Liam Sanders
The level of autism in thos thread is too damn high.
Gabriel Jackson
Just stay the fuck home FAGGOT
Xavier Richardson
I hope when your old if you aren't such a little pussy and make it to an old age and have kids your grandkids will hate you and never acknowledge you i hope you die alone. you worthless sack of shit. Visit your grandma you selfish cunt.
Cameron Thomas
go visit ur grandma you stupid fuck. god youre suck a piece of shit
Jaxson Clark
What's the difference?
William Campbell
Don't let the faggots and their harassment dissuade you, do what feels natural. Just don't let whatever you do be in vein.
Thomas Allen
Because at my place I could hang w then but when I get bored to back into my room and play games or just watch tv while in her farm I would be stuck looking at the fucking ceiling
Nathaniel Morgan
i would kill myself first
Jeremiah Martinez
Oh nooo not the grandma! I totally feel you brah. Just get it done with.
Wyatt Stewart
Yeah at lest I can spell SUCH
Jackson Howard
...
Alexander Myers
Kids.
Gabriel Davis
Wtf is this u fucking faggot
Jacob Jackson
You knowwhat you little bitch you go to that farm, you give your granny some company help her aroubd the farm, youll learn life skills and might even meet a big tittied farm girl. Hell if you butter your granny up enough naybe she'll leave you the farm when she dies.
Jack Walker
...
Jayden Evans
I'd kill to spend the holidays with my grandma in the English country side. Working in the open, gardening, tea and a home cooked meal that only someone in there 80's could still put love into.
Zachary Sanders
This guy gets it
Jeremiah Hughes
Not to mention real food (dairy meat etc) and not the stuff riddled with poison that people are fed with nowadays.
Gabriel Richardson
lol rolling for cringe death
Jackson Sanchez
I'm not gay sorry
Also samefag
Jaxon Lewis
I could ask you the same question about making this thread
Bentley Cox
You are truly lost, my friend.
Jackson Green
hey ima winrar nice
Wyatt Price
Wrong, Im Only an underaged fag doesnt know how to spot samefags
Jaxson Taylor
roll
William Rogers
rolling
Camden Morris
rell
Michael Turner
rolls
Blake Fisher
rollarino
Lucas Lee
rol
Aaron Morales
rollo
Mason Anderson
You're either a child incapable of supporting yourself or you're a manchild pathetically clinging to real adults. Either way, you're pathetic and your first world problems are bullshit. There are real people with real problems in this world. This ain't one of 'em. Come back when you have cancer or Boko Haram comes in and burns down your farm and makes your grandmother a sex slave.