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Why does this trigger nu-mäles so much?

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does it?

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TIL YOU LIKE IT

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those body standards make me feel unsafe

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Toxic masculinity

There's literally no reason to develop a strong body in a modern society

Hi /DChads/ , AquaWan will be the greatest capeshit in ten years. Too bad Rotten ToNuMaletoes will give it a 24% fresh rating

No one cares Tsumugi.

It doesn't. Only in your own reality.

TRIGGERED

What it feels like to chew 5gum

Why are betas so defensive all the time? Can't they just watch Marvel to get their dose of leftist propaganda?

Is this the Sakurafish of Sup Forums?
No. No it isn't. You're not that cool.

I want a pic of Momoa eating that fish now.

>numale worships hyper-idealized depictions of masculinity due to lack of actual masculine figures in his life
>calls actual males numales

The internet was a mistake.

You forgot
>validates position via response, any response

>actual males
KEK

>Aquaman littering

10/10 movie DC

What the fuck is a numale

just give up DCbros

I think it's stupid because they had to try their hardest to make Aquaman a BADASSSSSSSSS and they did it in the most shallow way possible.

Everybody, except me.

I never had any investment either way in this capeshit but this thread being made constantly has developed a deep hatred in me. I can't wait to see this shit fail just like each one before it and everything else Jason Momoa touches.

*sips tea*

The stereotype of white liberal millenial men. Traits include supporting feminism, diversity, multiculturalism, growing unkempt beards, wearing thick rimmed glasses, and are often less physically fit than the average male should be. They also vocally dislike anything masculine or traditional.

He is a nu-male

>Aquaman isn't very popular how do we fix him guys
>just completely rewrite his entire character but keep the name aquaman
>brilliant!

>Ant-man isn't very popular guys how do we fix him
>show off how his powers can be pretty cool with the set-pieces and convince the audience that he's a pretty cool hero

slashfilm.com/aquaman-setting/

>I ran into Will Beall at the end of the CBS/CW/Showtime party for the Television Critics Association. Beall developed Training Day for television and is also writing the screenplay for Aquaman. Even though news recently broke that Black Manta is the film’s villain, Beall could not address it. However, we were able to speak about underwater action versus action out of the oceans.

>“I can tell you that not all of the action takes place underwater,” Beall said. “Some of the most fun action in the movie actually takes place on dry land.”

>Even with a TV show in production at CBS, Beale is not finished with his Aquaman screenplay. “Nope, I am still working on it with James [Wan] and Geoff [Johns],” Beall said.

>Justice League, which features Jason Momoa as Aquaman, is still in production. I asked if any elements of Aquaman were in flux pending developments in Justice League.

>“No, no, they know what’s happening,” Beall said. “Everybody knows what’s happening so it’s not that. It’s working out what’s going to make the best movie.”

Neat

Capeshit is for children

No the guy asking, but thanks for clearing it up. Its hard to follow all the american slang or what you call it. Also sounds pretty fucking gay, norway out!

WHY IS THIS IMAGE STILL POSTED AS A PNG FOR FUCKS SAKE

>I-I'm not triggered
>still replies

You can't make this stuff up

I know I'm saying something controversial here, but can't you guys realise that the "male role" is just an attempt to sell half of the population the idea that acting in a certain way is in their self-interest when it isn't?

Your idea of being a real man is essentially being a tool for society: courageous and brave, so you can be an useful idiot in the army; responsible and dutiful, so you can take care of the main economic cell, the family; and stupid and anti-intellectual, so you will never bother quesitoning your circumstances. And the decaying predominance of masculinity is just a logical reaction to the fact that people no longer engage in mass wars constantly, the army is no longer a big thing, new arrangements for the family have appeared, etc. Masculinity is a social device that has outlived its purpose.

To put it in historical perspective, the same type of person who thinks it's fucking badass and masculine to act a certain way would be killing themselves in a sword charge if they were born in Imperial Japan, for example, because they'd think it's an honor to die for the divine Emperor. It's the same process: accepting a role that was assigned to you without questioning it.

Being a real man, as being a real person, is about trascending your circumstances and the ideological and cultural pressures that it puts on you. It's about asserting your independence from historical, cultural and socially relative categories and finding your own path in life. And gender roles are, in particular, a very banal and pathetic category to seek. You're all in a Quixotic struggle for mediocrity. It's sad.

>I-I'm n-not a nu-male
>y-your a n-nu-male

They are literally retarded! Not an original thought in their tiny heads! Hahahaha! DCEU prevails

You should have waited for them to get out of school first, user.

His wife.

Too much metal

it's funny see Dcucks being butthurt making this threads just to deny the downfall of snyder

Lisa Bonet more like Lisa Boner

Fuck your gay ass feelings and work out pussy

numale is the male version of "i'm not like all the other girls."

Masculinity is a natural thing to be honest, it's all about someone's energy. Do you really think these effete, emasculated nu-males who live to pander and please are living up to their full potential? It's not really about conforming to societal expectations but rather self esteem and healthy psychological development.

On the other side of the coin, if you are having to "try" to be masculine, you are almost definitely pathetic. Forced masculinity is retarded, but it only exists because humans in general are out of touch with their natural selves. It's not really feminism that's the cause, feminism is just a wider symptom of a materialistic, despiritualised and toxic society.

Stimulate your senses

literally no one is triggered by this

100% of men i talked with about the trailer liked aquaman

It offends me because it's too try hard to be manly. Captain America does it much better.

It's because you were talking with men, user. Stay here long enough and the anti-masculinity brigade comes out of the woodwork.

>DCucks got BTFO so hard when their trash Superman flicks sucked they're literally clinging on to an Aquaman film
capeshit was a mistake

"Capeshit was a mistake" - Zack Snyder

>white blonde character turned into a shitskin that apes white peoples north american/eastern euro fishing culture and is savior of white people too

Anyone that isn't a /libcuck/ nu-male should be

My nigga

Hello nu-male

Found the triggered nu-male

What was Snyder trying to tell us with this seen?

The same one there ever was. To get pussy.

Yeah, you, fucking shit skin

I believe the character is trying to convey something along the lines of "REEEEEEEEEEEE","GTFO of my safe space", and "Fuck the patriarchy" is the way I understood it. Somewhere in the distance I thought I could here a faint "Mark -- Stop!"

Keep throwing that temper tantrum, nu-male

What has he touched besides GoT, Stargate, and this?

Conan. I didn't love the movie but I liked him in it

>having to work out to get pussy
Just Manlet Things™

It certainly doesn't hurt though.

I bet shes a freak in the sack man

It just makes me thirsty.

I've never heard any examples, I assume OP spends too much time around them.

ripped manlet will mutilate lanklet skinnyfat with ease. watch out, homo superior.

He's not even that fit. Compare him to the 80s/90s bodybuilder/steroid action heroes, he's pretty much normal.

>fisher culture

"normal" is pushing it as "normal" is completely untrained

He doesnt have arms and legs like tree trunks, i consider that normal in todays world of steroid abuse.

everybody loves Namor, you marveldrone.

>YOU'RE FUCKING A SUPER-MALE

I'm not a macho man but I can't imagine that someone who can't shut the fuck up about what a manly macho man they are because of their preference in cape flicks of all things is one either

i wish i had a brow scar like jason momoa 2bh makes him look cool as fuck

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>Nu-male is against inmigrants when in reality he would be the one giving his wife to alien threats.
>Scene before this is Superman saving mexicans.
Gee, you tell me.

This

Aquaman might as well grow a curly mustache and eat le bacon and drink le whiskey for le manliness points

>effete, emasculated nu-males who live to pander and please are living up to their full potential?

i'm not one to defend non-masculinity but you're seriously talking out your ass here.

>Rotten ToNuMaletoes
kek

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But VR is going to make pussy obsolete. Why fuck a 3dpd when you can have your ideal, perfect waifu instead?

>arthur curry
>raised on land
>feels uncomfortable about being king of atlantis because he didn't grow up atlantean
>gets fish scale tattoos

You deserve a (you) at least, we need more posts like these in this cancerous board

>"hurr all you should need is high intellect like a weak-bodied highly intellectual individual like myself"

Your argument always breaks down when you find a man of comparable or superior intellect, who also sports a superior physique. Then little faggots like you run and cry on the internet about "Chads" ruining your chances with women.

FUCK MY WIFE

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very succinct

it's almost like none of this actually matters and is just posturing to anonymous people on the internet

Manlets shouldn't work out and god forbid roid. Bulky manlets are the most laughable creatures in existence

>that bottom reply

Nu-logic

true

youtube.com/watch?v=kJy75CO0k6I
literally one of the best lifters of all time

What do you think he's actually drinking?

Numale tears.

This made me laugh. Thanks