I can't get off when I touch my pussy directly...

I can't get off when I touch my pussy directly... I have to lie on my front and put all my weight on my hands whilst I sort of rub against them through my clothes.
It's really not an attractive way to cum but I can't do it any other way? Is anyone else like this?
I just find it physically impossible to use my hands

get a dildo you dummy

have you got an electric toothbrush?

I did, that doesn't work either.
Is my body shit or am I just retarded?

get a bigger dildo, a vibrating one

or get a man that knows what he's doing to fuck you

I do have a mini vibrator thing which I've used against my clit and I sort of half orgasm but I have to finish myself off my normal way

Shut the fuck up Amy, this is why I left you.

You're not the only one. My neighbor a few years ago was the same. I know because she had no curtains in her bedroom. Now, you know the rules...

Post a pic of your pussy & timestamp and then we might find what is wrong with you

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It's pretty big anyway haha

Done that too and I've managed to properly cum once or twice?
He's confused why I refuse to wank in front of him

u need dat bbc in your pusy baby

loool

Trips confirm OP has to get herself a stupid big dick on both holes.

Check em

Umm, are you a big girl? Do you have a loose pussy

I'm afraid you'll have to post a pic of your vajayjay to further analyze your orgasm-less sex life. 'Tis the rules.

how old are you? asking because there is a good, sinple technique l, but it is requires a woman to be physiologically mature, otherwise it won't work.

I do that a lot, too. Usually just humping my fist then slipping two fingers inside myself and continue humping. Done that since I was in my early teens.

I'm 5ft 2 and 7 stone so no I'm not and no, I'd say it's pretty tight as I need a lot of foreplay to actually get a dick in me, and I can't put tampons in either

I'm 19, enlighten me

Get yourself a rabbit.

Thank me later.

I never even touch my pussy but yeah exactly the same other than that. I used to just hump pillows

Get some lube, stretch that bitch out.

Enough advice, post your tits already.

> " vajayjay"
> " 'tis the rules"
> "' 'tis"

Oh Vay

I said shut the fuck up Amy, nobody cares about your weekly club life and wearing pasties because you have deep rooted daddy issues you dumb chink.

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OP just use more water based lube.

not posting tits etc because my boyfriend comes on here.

wow someone's angry

I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOUR CUNT YOU DUMB CHINK. YOU LIKE IT WHEN DADDY FUCKS YOU? HUH? YOU STUPID COINSLIT EYED CUNT! I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN YOUR OWN BED AND MAKE YOU WATCH YOU CHINK CUNT!

Dubs of truth

i'm actually British and my name begins with a C m8

lol, you just implied that your bf has a small dick and can't pleasure you, but you're afraid he will identify your tits.

Rules are rules silly girl, now gtfo.

I'll try, I guess, but i'm pretty sure it's not wetness that's the problem, I produce a good amount lol

Reckon I just got dealt a shite vag

tits or get the fuck out

Then shut up Catherine you dumb biscuit eating, gap toothed, fruity speaking, Queen worshipping GOVNA'.

okay silly little boy, choice is yours.

Clitoral stimulation is best, and use lube if necessary.
Make sure there is no underlying cause ,
such as medication as certain psychotropic meds cause anorgasmia (lack of orgasm).
ssri's/ snri's/ like prozac benzos are mostly okay, though.
Best way to tell is if you are taking anything, on prescription or over the counter, check the leaflet that comes with the meds or online for side effects.
Or if you are depressed it can also attribute to lack of desire.

Though what you're describing sounds more like technique rather than that, but mentioning it in case it is something like meds.

Why won't you tell your bf where to put pressure when he's fucking you? I realize that it's embarrassing but try?

the answer

Any free Fake Taxi sites?

Wait
Did her pussy smell like orange chicken and taste like fried rice cause if so I might have fucked her secretly

Sorry dude

Thanks.
Yeah it's not that I can't orgasm, it's the fact that the way I do it is embarrassing.
I literally can't do it without some kind of material covering it? Maybe I'm just really sensitive.

I'm fucking disappointed in you Sup Forums you know how it goes if someone claims they are grill we say "tits or gtfo"

>old enough to use a computer
>doesn't know how to jill

EXACTLY

EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD

GOD DAMMIT, FUCKING RETARD WHITE KNIGHTS, KNOW THE RULES!

*autistic screeching*

>EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD

>he says while replying to the thread

yeah the thing is, if I told him to put pressure there it'd be too much and too direct and wouldn't work.
he'd have to be rubbing some sort of soft object over my clit to have any sort of effect and that's just weird

or you could just leave this thread alone

Hey sex can get really weird. I can guarantee he'll love it when he makes you cum for real.

I want one, but getting it past my family might be a difficult one

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I guess so. Wish I could cum in a normal way though!

As an old man who has drug the old pipe through many fields in his day I have heard many women, usually younger ones, say this. The way different women orgasm varies greatly. There really is no normal way. Whether or not you want to admit it you just aren't men. Also the way you masturbate isn't uncommon at all.

You're welcome, and yeah it can be embarressing but as another user said, they'll enjoy if they see how good a time you're having too, so you are both in synch with each others bodies.
Ask if there is anything that he wants to do , try new things out.
Sometimes it's different positions, like if he is behind .

It is not a case of being dealt a rubbish snatch, don't worry.
All women have g-spots, some are deeper hence from behind can stimulate it.

Make it like a game, and not a chore , because stress is definitely not good for pleasure if any sort.
When you do it yourself, just relax, turn your mobile off or on silent, or check out stuff you find a turn on, pics or vids, and never, ever be embarressed, we all have glitches in our make up and it is a good thing to be able to talk about it.

tits or gtfo
>what happened to Sup Forums???

it grew up

haha, I wish I was a man.
Glad to hear it though. In porn they lay there on their backs, legs wide open, rubbing themselves softly.
I'm there thinking... if I did that I would feel literally nothing lol

this is true. im fucking cringing, i love a good laugh at sjw idiots but this level is downright humiliating.
girls are gonna legit think, oh my boyf comes on here, fuck what did i just read , what wait this is what guys actually think of us? fuck this im out.

OP you gotta know most, of us fucking love grils, we can be tards in downtime sure but not to that fucking level of where the faggot obviously has some sort of hang up.

and not being perv, but of the first girls i dated, took her a while to find what she liked best just took our time chilled played music and whatnot .
she liked me going down on her but everyone has different things they like .

I'll have to get him to stop being a lazy shit then and actually move rather than making me go on top the whole time.

Thanks for the help, I suppose I'll give it another go later. Hopefully won't lose patience and just give up like normal

The position I do it is I lie on my stomach, have small tits 32A but knew a girl with 34c who liked to use a cushion, the pressure of it.
So I lie like that and one hand is rubbing my clit, and when I'm wet, with the other hand, I finger myself from behind.
And run my hands over myself.
Describing it , it sounds a bit twisty but that is the way I have always done it, sometimes I can make myself come lots of times, usually it's 3 times but has been 7.
Sometimes I watch porn but 9/10 times just let my mind do it for me. Or I like to write sex scenes.
I only use water based lube as it is best all round , hygiene and healthwise, too.

Maybe some of them don't either, they're actors after all.

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I knew my boyfriend only comes here because he's a cynical fuck and I'm the same which is why I sometimes use it.
The fact that this board practically revolves around women proves their obsession anyway.

I find it funny that people fuck to music, we've never done that. We really can't take anything seriously and would just end up singing along or taking the piss haha

That sounds like it might be more my thing.
I always watch porn, I think I must have seen every video on pornhub at this point.
I had no idea lube was so common

Another old dude here. Had a high school gf who could only cum by lying on her right side and squeezing her legs together.

Timestaml w/tits and/or pussy or GTFO

Lots of women can only cum on top. The key is to have the guy sit up while you grind. If he's flat on his back it won't stimulate your clit enough.

Relax as much as you can and it's worth checking out stuff that says it helps, there's an ad on tv about some new gel from durex that they claim is amazing, but in the ad, the bed turns upside down and there are butterflies and suddenly, her skin is changing into blue and pink, so it looks like more of a trip, like they have put in magic mushrooms or something.
Any way, there are products than can help, and I know you said getting a vibrator might be awkward, but they are discreet, most are very subtle and don't even sound as loud as a toothbrush.
I don't know if you live in a city or a smaller neighbourhood, but most sex shops are discreet, especially the ones that cater for all.
Or order one online and have delivered to a p.o box, if you have somewhere like that where you are .
And check out feeldoe , because they have in built clitoral stimulation.
Of course vibrators are not essential, some women would never go without one, like most sexual stuff, it is up to your preference.

Porn is 99% acting of course, makes it looks like they cum by brushing against a door or something.

kekd

Your body must be broken, gl.

not op, but thanks , it's good to hear from men like you about what works.

Tits or gtfo, nice cosplay, faggot op

Yeah that has always worked , well hope some of that helped you OP, enjoy trying it out .
It's all down to technique and what suits you most .
Toys are good but imo fingers, touch works best, build it up from light sensual touching so you get really slick/wet .
Lube is always a good thing , water based.

Have fun!

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