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Euphoria Edition.

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Fuck Thailand

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I don't think there is any Thai on Sup Forums but that delusional guy.

Fuck ASEAN

permemex

Fuck me imouto-chan

FUCK YOU

OH SHIT IM SORRY

SORRY FOR WHAT?

OUR DADDY TOLD US NOT TO BE ASHAMED OF OUR DICKS

ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY'RE SUCH GOOD SIZE AND ALL

MMMMMM!

SOMETIMES I PULL IT SO HARD I RIP THE SKIN

My brother.
Let's meet again in Jannah with 72 wives of ours.

WELL MY DADDY TAUGHT ME A FEW THINGS TOO LIKE HOW NOT TO RIP THE SKIN BY USING SOMEONE ELSE'S MOUTH.

WILL YOU SHOW ME?

ID BE RIGHT HAPPY TO!

Okay /asean/ Red pill me on this beginning of WW3.
I think Sup Forums just exaggerating about WW3 has been started today.

Huh? What happened? Did trump raked the leafs?

There is no world war
World war is a lie
There is no Shoah
The nihonjin are peaceful and kind

Syrian airbase x Tomahawk missiles OTP

Trump shot 60 tomahawk into a base after giving a warning and show they are still the world police. Its not gonna escalate further than dick waving unless he went full retard and go regime change.

Here's the run down
>Assad bomb Syrian shota & loli with chem bomb
>Trump thinks it crossed the line
>Burger now launch missiles to Assad
>Assad is Ruskie's proxy
>So, it's basically Burger vs Ruskie

Great khutbah today, Mami Kawada BTFO

Wasn't Trump and Putin a close friend?

Just hope we wont get trouble from westcuck again.

I know. But will it become WW3 as the worst outcome though? Amerifat is too Overpowered compared to Syiria.

Well, that's my point.

>posting on Sup Forums on friday congregational prayer

This is haram

>The nihonjin are peaceful and kind
Tell that to the 6billion innocent chinese killed during Sook Ching.

Both men got ego as big as their own countries. Unless one is willing to back down I think that Sup Forums has a point.

Can't you see the tread topic?

There's a good chance it will since there are countries who are looking for a reason to flex their nuclear muscles. But then again, it would only happen as the worst case scenario.

Well yeah but they deserved it

Stop weeb

that is chinese disguising as nihon soldier. Nihon army do not condone senseless death

>6billion
But it's 6 gorillion, racist.

He is not stupid to go WW3 while still restructuring his staff. Just gotta make those 50billion spending on missile upgrade worth it for his friends in the industry.
Its already over, now its the time for post prayers fried chicken break.

>that is chinese disguising as nihon soldier. Nihon army do not condone senseless death
Yeah, and Nazi's gas chamber is also fake right?

dumb pol poster

Fuck Najib and fuck m*lay people

Chink death doesnt really matter. They're soulless vessels anyway.

Fuck chink tbqh. Go back to China lol

16 May best day of my life

"Chinks! Chinks! Chinks!" goes the refrain. "A billion deaths were not enough for Chinks!"

Silly user, the IJA comes to bring liberation not murder, even the southern field railway unit worked hard to bring railway Thailand the Thai-Burma railway.
Nothing bad ever happened.

How many chinky presidents did you have /asean/? Did they also turned out to be shitty leaders like the three in this picture?

Zero.

He actually shot them while in the middle of dinner with XI jinping.

>letting chink to become your president

Ahok is inevitable

Lel, the shitstorm that will ensue will surely torn the country apart.

>Ahok
Jokowich has low approval now. Next election will be Prabowo.

>tfw my crush belongs to a trapo (political dynasty)
Inshallah, my family used to be trapo too

apologise

What happened?

Gives me the numbers of my three sizes please.

Wait, you still insist about that subject?

Small, small, small

Because she's a slut

Don't make her fell ashamed. At least show some compliment.

Brunei told me but he didn't give me.

A SLUT

Nah, it will be Habib Rizieq

I'm pretty retarded on sizes, but definitely not fat

Don't you have something to measure them?

[spoiler]Attempted to do with one of my elementary schoolers in the past but I still don't really know what romantic love is.
Now there's one guy at autist center who attempted to do romantic things with me sometimes but I see him as a friend. [/spoiler]

Maybe he wants to make a unique intimidation method on world powers to make up for his awkward handshake after being Leaf'd by Trudeau.

78-52-75

It's not written on paper documents of my profile and wellbeing.

Maybe you can use one of these thing and measure your bust, waist and hips.

Only Marcos turned to be shitty and cause our country to decline until now

at least Pnoy picked it up
Tho duts is dropping it again

Oh.

post again so we can discern and have a better conclusion, and don't forget to include a timestamp this time

Aquinos honorary non chinks

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The heck? How can we measure you from scaled pic?
You should measure it yourself.
Here's the tutorial
>interweave.com/article/knitting/measuring-yourself-bust-waist-hip/
Dont forget to use this tools

Sorry but I made the right decision of deleting it.

You don't have to do that to please Brunei fetish though.

Not that it matters anymore 2bh.

Bisaya pagpag spouters are gateway memers of the worst kind.

It's pretty silly to do that in the first place desu. So it's kind of funny to see you posted that.

So you hate Tagalog?
Be careful, lady. You just made a new enemies.

I was joking.

Stop white knighting, faggot.

>white knighting
How?

Kek
Is the butthurt bisaya going apeshit somewhere?

hi /asean/ , I want to see where you live, post pic from your window or your neighborhood

>want some numbers cause dont have it
>given a pic

You're not bright aren't ya?

Ah, what a sight!

To make thing's fair, now's your turn.

Then he gives me this

t. CIA operative

Hello fellow Aseans! Are you ready for WW3?

For what?

This is my room

Well that's look like paradise to me.
Joke aside here's mine

Preparing my sharp deadly bamboo right now

Why, to confirm your ambiguous gender.

I'll get the tractors ready, just need some Anthrax Beta sprayer.

Well, they are kinda cute