Costa Rica has no military

Why doesn't anyone invade them?

Because these days you don't go to war for land grabs due to international trade sanctions and UN intervention

Russia managed it

>UN intervention
kek

Why would anyone want to invade Costa Spica?

>due to international trade sanctions and UN intervention

you mean UN strong worded letters of deep concern

Nothing worthwhile there

>Costa Spica

>Why doesn't anyone invade them?
because the USA already has the panama cannal

For the same reason nobody invade Monaco: they would have to deal with French army and it's not worth it.

Costa Rica is a protectorate of the USA. Try to invade that and see what happen.

Because conventional war is hardly a thing anymore.

Does Costa Rica have anything there? I literally no nothing about it.

because it is still part of murrica

What is there to gain? You'll get a worthless banana republic and a people who'll resent you. You'll lose money on the occupation.

Fun fact: costa rica actually btfo's pro gun activists bevause nobody is allowed to own a gun not even the police, and is the safest country in the whole american continent

Age of consent is like 10 or something

>who wouldn't want to invade?

Costa Rica != Puerto Rico

They have fucking dinosaurs there m8

Monroe Doctrine

Why are the countries in central america not unified?

bring back the republic

A quick google search shows that to be false.

Well son see there's this thing called the monroe doctirne I'm high as fick rght now but to sum it up americans didnt want us brits fucking around in the carrebian or the spanish and portugaks in southern american. we pretty much agreed and america keeps all other influnce out of south america and basiccly it's americas poor back yard with brown squaters.m

If you aren't NATO and go to war, it's basically illegal.

Yeah you do. Shut up Canada you pussy liberal. All your posts stink of nigger or women or both.

Its in our sphere of influence

If you are a little Central American country you are either a US lapdog or a shitty communist dictatorship

There is no in between

>Murder rate 4 times higher than the states

Here is your >>(You)

Oh, yeah, because the US isn't liberal, tell me, how's bruce jenner doing?

Because they're our loyal client state.

Because they're under US protection.

It's really nice there. It's clean, has low crime, is quite wealthy by spic standards, and is really pretty.

Tourism is big there and it's usually where American companies first establish Latin American branches because as previously mentioned they literally are a US client state and over favorable business terms to American companies. You can also pay for everything in dollars if you so choose.