/heem/ Schaub bless edition

tfatk.com/
podbay.fm/show/706421907 - podcast episodes
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub
twitter.com/bryancallen
bjpenn.com - news

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
youtube.com/watch?v=CJmpgQg0SMg
youtu.be/BfOdWSiyWoc
mmafighting.com/2016/12/26/14078396/morning-report-khabib-nurmagomedov-tony-ferguson-talks-too-much-thats-why-i-want-to-break-his-face
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-207-pre-fight-facts-garbrandt-looking-for-number-two-slot-on-bantamweight-knockout-list
mmafighting.com/2016/12/25/13874686/bjj-ace-dillon-danis-wants-sage-northcutt-in-ufc-debut-that-would-be-an-easy-fight
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/with-velasquez-fight-off-ufc-207-fabricio-werdum-wants-to-fast-forward-to-rematch-with-champ-miocic
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/with-werdum-vs-velasquez-scrapped-2-bouts-get-promoted-on-fridays-ufc-207-lineup
strawpoll.me/11957118
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Schaub is God

Schaubcast live soon

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Schaub bless every here

Good thread

damn I gotta run to the toilet guys I feel a schaub bout ta burst from my rectum

Just had a heavy heavy lunch. Feel a big schaub coming on lads.

Looks like the kid on the left's cloning chamber malfunctioned.

are we live yet?

this is disturbing

post your walkout song /heem/

youtube.com/watch?v=CJmpgQg0SMg

pure white culture, triggers the nigger

If I had to pull guess numbers out of my ass, I'd estimate that maybe 10% of guys ever deadlift, but probably 90% bench. Shoulder injuries are probably the most common injury amongst gym bros for sure, but a shoulder injury isn't gonna be debilitating like a slipped/herniated disk is.

Look into his brothers eyes what do you see

His brother doesn't have the same face

Don't you think he should at least call out the winner?

WE
ARE
LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE

This will rustle some white feathers

how long until joe/schaub talk about big black dicks?

can you imagine the cringe if someone walked out to this

WE'RE LIVE
LIVE
LIVE
youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

Would you fugg that ayylmao in the middle?

do you think she's even taken a dick before? she probably makes alien noises when she's moaning and shit, you might get abducted

thats an obvious shoop dude

she looks like a Jew

>When your stylist and your dad are the same person

She already has a boyfriend who is also an MMA fighter you sperg.

>cringe
nigger detected

what's cringe is that your people wouldn't even have music save a few clicks and drumslappings were it not for the grace and glory of the white man

you're welcome

>paper bag

her jaw is actually wider than sage's

that shnozz of a nose too

fuck those are unfortunate genetics

It's not

Yeah straight out embarrassing lol

I hate that Dillon Danis prick, he has is nose so far up Conor's arse.

I can't imagine how sad someone's life must be to spend their free time h8ing on another mans success on Sup Forums.

do something

say thank you, tyrone

I feel a big brown coming on lads. I think I over-ate.

are you on steroids

Maybe this
youtu.be/BfOdWSiyWoc

Preach

no, all natty, haha

Is that sage?

...

>"fight breakdown"
>they talk about homosexuality for 20 minutes

THE CULT OF PERSONALITY

yes

Stfu u dnb

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Previous thread: News:

>Khabib on fighting Tony Ferguson
mmafighting.com/2016/12/26/14078396/morning-report-khabib-nurmagomedov-tony-ferguson-talks-too-much-thats-why-i-want-to-break-his-face

>UFC 207 prefight facts
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-207-pre-fight-facts-garbrandt-looking-for-number-two-slot-on-bantamweight-knockout-list

>Dillon Danis eyeing transition to MMA
mmafighting.com/2016/12/25/13874686/bjj-ace-dillon-danis-wants-sage-northcutt-in-ufc-debut-that-would-be-an-easy-fight

>Werdum wants title shot
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/with-velasquez-fight-off-ufc-207-fabricio-werdum-wants-to-fast-forward-to-rematch-with-champ-miocic

ROGANCAST IS LIVE

UFC 207 is 4 fights? I'm not buying it.

Cuckshank talk lads

Does no one think Tony is a better match up for Conor?

>implying there is even a single perosn on /heem/ that buys PPV's

It's 5

mmajunkie.com/2016/12/with-werdum-vs-velasquez-scrapped-2-bouts-get-promoted-on-fridays-ufc-207-lineup

Korean Zombie vs Saffiedine promoted to main card

it's 2016 why would you buy something that's free.

/heem/ is a whites-only general

muds get out

i'm not a criminal

Late reply but against Gonzaga in Jungle Fight

You must be new.

Quality and convenience.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

hey guys, just came back from a few days of christmas celebration.

what is going on in the world of mma? is cain not fighting? i thought that was fake news. any news on khabib/ferguson?

>WHITE PEOPLE *dry heaves* ARE *coughs up half-eaten cheetos* THE MASTER RACE!!!! *wipes dead skin sludge and bread crumbs off is face*, NIGGERS *scratches ass because of rash from skidmark tidy whities* ARE FUCKING *scratches cum crusted belly after jerking off to hentai* SUBHUMAN *browes blacked.com and snorts*

You've heemed scared little no one's.
Look at my last 2 fights.

Goddamn Copeland took you long enough

Still my favorite manlet ref

Bunda

Wew lad that's some tryhardin right there

Wew lad that's some butthurtin and scratchin right there

How can I ever recover?

after roidmero heems bisping we'll have more black champs than white lmao

>Tyrone typed as he struggled to make sure everything was spelled correctly, failing multiple times.
>But alas, Tyrone was, is, and always will be, a nigger.

>romero
>black

>tfw his one spelling mistake voided his whole post and made him look like an idiot

Woodley vs Nick Diaz at UFC 209

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ultimate Fighting Conor, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on bars, and I have over 300 live events watched. I am trained UFC and I’m the top grappler in the entire gym. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in UFC, but I have an arsenal of kicks and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

he needs to fight wonderboy again first

>one

Introducing someone to mma in a couple days. Should I show them 207 as it happens or show an older card that I know is spicy?

its emil meek not mek

get your shit together norway

The beautiful Conor Mcgregor

>NIGGERS *fills out online application for 7-11* ARE *stares out window waiting for welfare check* FUCKING *fails community college class* STUPID *asks mom to buy game on Steam*

GnP > Submission

Prove me wrong

>its emil meek not mek
yes? who says it's mek.

He needs to rematch Robbie

No he doesn't.

No he doesn't

>yfw

strawpoll.me/11957118

2.0

>tfw no one responds to your post

I'm a successful black man

You're an autistic neet whiteboy crying about black people ruining yo shitty life

lmao bruh

i appreciate your shitposting my man but you are definitely not black

It's ok user, hopefully this rare Reem will make you feel better

Rogan and Goldie kept saying Mek

Cain pulled out and ruined christmas and Khabib Ferguson is in the works and shoulb be announced any day now

>Flash in the background

How old was this shit?

pride days old

>yfw

lawd

oh you mean pronounce? most norwegians say meek, with a long eh. not meak/the english meek.
it did, have a rare meek in return.

...

why does he look flabby

>when white people said the epic blood orc xD was going to KO Woodley

>when white people said Wonderbread was going to KO Woodley

I high recommend people browse that robbie fight thread, so many bootyblasted whitebois

it was so obvious that woodley was going to heem deleted chin man, whitebois got blinded by their seething

Did this dude actually serve in the military or is he just a poser?

>its an user pretends to be black and racebaits episode

ah finally a Brendan GADOOOOOSH

what do you mean? he wasn't born ripped, must be 20 or so here, before he got into ster.. uh before he got serious.

i know /heem/ likes lewd meeks.