I'M SO TIRED OF COWSHIT FANS CLAIMING THEYRE GOING TO WIN TONIGHT AGAINST THE LIONS.
FUCKING REALITY CHECK:
>1. THE 2016 DETROIT LIONS CURRENTLY ARE THE MOST CLUTCH TEAM STATISTICALLY IN NFL HISTORY. THIS IS A CERTIFIED FACT WHICH IS BACKED UP BY NUMBERS AND CAN NOT BE DEBATED
>2. LIONS HAVE HELD THEIR LAST EIGHT OPPONENTS TO UNDER 20 POINTS. THE DEFENSE UNDER DC/FUTURE HEAD COACH BUT SUPRESSED BY RACISM TERYL AUSTIN HAS FINALLY COME TOGETHER. THE COWBOYS MEME OFFENSE IS EXPOSED DUE TO EXOTIC BLITZ SCHEMES THAT "LE OFFENSIVE LINE" WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE.
3. PICTURED - LAKEN TOMLINSON IS BACK IN THE LINEUP. FEW ARE AWARE OF THE SHEER BRILLIANCE AND MENTAL FORTITUDE THAT LAKEN HAS. A DUKE FUCKING NEUROSURGEON. YEP. WHILE YOURE WORKING AT THE CIRCLE K, LAKENS MIND ALLOWS HIM TO SEE AND HEAL THE MINDS OF OTHERS. A TRUE OFFENSIVE VISIONARY WHO WILL SEE TO IT THAT DETROIT RUNS FOR OVER 100 YARDS TODAY.
LIONS LOCK UP PLAYOFFS TONIGHT.CAP IT.
Jason Rivera
I got $750 on the loins how fucked am I?
Aiden Young
it's like "you really shouldn't have done that" levels of fucked
Ryder Wright
youre gold. kick back smoke a ciggy and watch the stacks multiply
Chase Miller
Postin in Lions party thread
Jonathan Peterson
>Not having to care whether the Boyz win or lose I hope its a good game Lions fans. Good luck in the Playoff hunt
Michael Scott
Thanks famalam I'm feeling confident now
Andrew Nelson
Lionsbros I can feel it in the air tonight, the cowboys are going to lose Dak or Zeke to an injury tonight and their whole run will unravel. It will be glorious.
Joshua Lewis
The party is on, my friend.
Logan Cox
did you know the DallASS Cowshits have NEVER beaten John Matthew Stafford in the regular season?
Isaac Clark
this. If Dallas doesn't rest their starters, they deserve injuries. Sure they want to win, but not at all costs. I wouldn't bet the line on this game for anything.
Chase Hill
They beat him in the playoffs though :^)
Nathaniel Ramirez
we got this
Elijah Nguyen
this is some falseflagging by a desperate bears fan
Liam Garcia
with the loss of carr Matthew had a monopoly on 4 qtr memes
Oliver Cook
UNLEASH HIM
Jayden Lee
Dubs and Stafford gets exposed tonight
Ian Hill
>cowshit fans trying this hard to shitpost
Evan Jackson
UNLEASH HIM Kek
Carson Foster
trips and boys lose by 20
Kevin Rodriguez
UNBREAK HIM
Daniel Clark
...
Leo Hill
>detoilet trying to wield meme magic funny
Joshua Gray
lel
Adam Jones
Lol that defense. Guess they caught an early flight home.
