ITT nerf each others superpowers

ITT nerf each others superpowers

>impervious to physical damage

You have such crippling down syndrome that it's unbearable.

VERY emotionally unstable.
at the slightest thing

I have a death note

can fly

>cant feel any emotion or pain

+
Youre blind

>ultra-sensitive to emotional damage

You'll be the world's most annoying sjw that nobody can make go away

But only 5 feet off the ground

You're a mindless hollow from Dark Souls.

can't feel your dick

Like everyone else?

invisibility

B..but I like Hitler better

can't feel at all, no sense of touch

>Completely alone in the universe, with no-one or nothing to bother you

you are illiterate

You can NEVER tell whether or not you are invisible.
You will never know

You go insane after a week like a normal human being

You'll starve to death, because there is no food being produced, and no game to hunt.

I can trace it off a document.

there was never any porn

also that's not a power dickcheese

You have advanced motor neurone disease (als)

>You are cosmic being of pure energy and light completely impervious to everything

can kill someone by blinking at them

Teleportation with unlimited ramge, with telepresense to see where I'm going, momentum control, and the ability to teleport objects without interaction.

You are never more than 10ft from a black hole.

you have to kill someone to do it

Must make a sacrifice of someone you love for it to work

I can use it while onset.
I have a stephen hawking chair and voice operated motorized pens

the superpower of always setting dials correctly
like on the toaster so your toast is perfect
before you get in the shower - you don't even have to test it. you just turn the dial and BAM! its the perfect temperature. it works on any dial, even for safecracking.

You have no upper eye-lids.

the ability to get at least 1 reply to this post

have to use your feet

Not that it wouldn't suck, but the spirit of the game here is to hobble the power itself, right?

>impervious to everything
black holes will have no effect, wont be able to pull me in

Double amputee

Can turn into a horse

you only get one reply

Well, it does someone limit the ability I guess

>not realising black holes swallow any and all light and energy for breakfast.

You outlive The Universe and remain alone in a void of nothingness to to test your durability.

you get fucked by a farmer every time you do it

lol wrong

But you're in a dimension where nothing except you exists so enjoy your immortality alone you faggot

You had to faggot

>not realising "impervious to everything" means everything. Even black holes

>not playing by the rules of the thread

No it literally doesn't. Especially the first one, killing some random asshole then getting the power to port the evidence into the sun and yourself on the opposite side of wherever.

I bet you got fucked everyday in the schoolyard, you clever dick

You aren't impervious of time. And if you experience consciousness like yourself, human, each year stacks into a larger percentage until your perception speeds up to millenia feeling like nanoseconds.
>essentially you can't do shit about it

Gay-dar: I can instantly detect gays around me.

Its not about hiding the evidence. Its about knowing you killed someone you love (if you are going for mine) just so you can go somewhere

>impervious

that doesnt mean you can't get pushed or pulled.

You will still get sucked in, you just wont die from it.

You have no concept of distance.

For some reason it goes off even when nobody is around...

you have to be naked

You are one of them, which mean your gay-dar is always on

You are straight but remain a faggot

Literally everyone is at least a little gay- constant gaydar binging drives you mad.

HOly fuck
quints on that nerf. Jesus

You can die instantly

>Literally everyone is at least a little gay
uh no, faggot

QUINTS CHECKED

Always hiding behind an object in universe, of potential threats.

Kek this

I can identify as any gender despite my physical appearance and biology, if you misgender me just once, you go to prison for bigotry.

'everyone' is definitely not 'a little gay'. i would never even attempt anal with a woman, too gay for me.

The ability to permanently seal my enemy's asshole with my mind.

get ressurected everytime you die

I put a bullet between your eyes and bury you 6ft deep.

>Impervious
unable to be affected by

You are unabled to be affected by pulling or pushing and will remain stationary

Reincarnation applies to you. Only you

Being this uncomfortable with your sexuality is pretty gay dude

Wasn't making that argument, altering the universe to nerf their power.
Also, check that defensiveness.

you can't use your mind once its stuffed in their butt

Unaffected by gravity, you fly off into space

You're missing out my dude

Also
>you're fucking a woman for fucks sake
The 'too gay' thing screams insecurity

yea you are right derp

what if im literally nothing. what will you do to me?
>inb4 hue hue downgrade u 2 a nigger

your asshole has to be also shut for the same duration

The ability to make any situation work out in my favour.

inb4 only when suckin dick

checked and kekd

>lazy-eyed

Any time you want everyone in the remote area has all their clothes disappear.

it's being uncomfortable with YOUR sexuality, massive faggot.

go twink up a trap thread

you are the cover boy for swj's, get recognised everywhere, known to be this way, so everyone just calls you by your name, faggot

anytime you want, anyone in the remote area has all their clothes disappear

Inly wen suckin dkck

Blind

>raging alcoholic and constantly inebriated

You're a globally wanted sex offender

i'm not missing out on anything. i wouldn't tell a homo they were missing out on anything by not fucking women. some user says everyone's a little bit gay, i can't agree with that

>stephen hawking chair has batteries made by Apple.

Seriously dude you're a faggot

Can control anyone's will

If you are un-affected by gravity what sent you flying?

cant even tell what is what anymore

niggers putting powers in black text and nerfs in green

You pass through a hell-dimension. No time passes outside, but every teleportation is an eternity of agony and torture.

Fucking a woman in the ass is not gay, man.