All Hail Hail Magic Conch

All Hail Hail Magic Conch.

Am I gonna end up bailing out my ex?

Does Sarah like me

Is OP a faggot?

Should I get drunk tonight?

Will I get the jad pet?

is jimmi hot

Will I find someone in college?

will i get a girlfriend next year

roll

my dick is really small?

Does she love me?

will i be in this relationship forever?

roll

Will I succeed moving out of this state??

Damn it tell me

WHAT THE FUCK TELL ME IF I WILL DO GOOD OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHIT STATE

Please, just tell me?

Why are you mocking me

lel

Will she fuck me?

Will I get two 4.0's this semester?

Is she gonna suck even deeper tonight?

Did hitler do nothing wrong?

i fucked up, can i fix it?

reroll

roll

Should I leave my gf?

Was I right?

will my mom die in her sleep tonight?
>asking for a friend?

Should I go the fuck to sleep?

>rolls

BED TIME, CONCH???

do i fuck dogs?

Reroll. Fucking bullshit.

Should i eat right now?

Is op a faggot?

And again.

Reroll

holy shit kek

Its 4:00 am....Should i sleep?

I don't think so.

Is leaving my home to go rent an apartment and work a probably minimum wage job gonna end in disaster and humiliation?

That is not a fucking valid response....

Is Hitler Still Alive?

will I fuck her

Roll

I wanna kill myself
should I?

Sex me will?

Should I call Lauren tomorrow after a very drunken fucking last night?

Is the managing attorney going to be pissed I called in sick today??

Well, that takes care of everything

Can I find a will to live?

Oh great Magic Conch of wisdom, should I go masturbate?

Just give it to me straight

Again

Does that mean gay porn?

well does it?

Will I ever fuck Luisette?

DAMMIT TELL ME ALREADY CONCH

ok

Should I stay with the dad of the baby I'm expecting?

Assumming I'm homosexual, will I fuck her anyway?

Is my luck running out?

r o l l

Will my financial situation improve?

kekl

Cuck?

Will I die this year?

Hawaii kek.

Will I graduate college before I kill myself

Asking again

Will I win the Powerball lottery by playing the numbers I usually play on Wednesday 5/17/17?

Roll

Where is the Hillary clinton sextape?

Is Trump with russia?

Will I ever be put into restraints and fucked as hard as physically possible by a tall strong nordic man who I can then worship like a god?

is trump going to be the greatest president of all time?

is this what you really want for this mortal man
divine magic conch

Was Hitler right?

will i get this girl?

Can woman be trusted

>88

Nigger btfo

Is she worth pursing?

im not homo
i just like to see trap
i not in to the d but it sure is cute to see it on them
am i right conch

Does she want to fuck with me?

im using my dubs to reroll

>14388
>1488
>Off by one digit
>Which is 3
>Not sure

The magic conch is a goddamn cock tease

Death in 7 years?

damn you magic conch with your lack of answers

Kek

Livestream pl0z

Firts dubs.
Reroll.

Will I find someone?

I second this.

Will I get the girl I want?

will i ascend to godhood?

Roll, I need answers

Is Donald Trump the best President of the United States of America to ever be elected

reroll