These ladies are headed your way

these ladies are headed your way

>QUICK
>give 'em your best line

probably would just be an awkward smile.

y-y-you too...

My name is jeff

you wanna see something swell?

Have your heard of The Left Rights?

Sex me or i shoot your friends in the head

hey baby, let's get nipple to nipple

I got money wanna fuck

You're being followed. He found out.
[Bank hard right, kick the tires and light the fires]

Do you think I can wear one of your bikinis?

>wana make it with a dude with a huge cock?
>y-y-yes user kun *blushes*
>sorry cant help you

Greetings, travelers.

kek

Nice tits bitches.

tell them the time

"ayy wan sum duck fuck"

I eat the booty like groceries

Uhhh, heyyy ahh ummm so ummm yeah like I am like a uhhh hmmmm cool uhhh guy?

Hello Madams, might I offer thee fine tinctures of alcohol and cheese in exchange for a jolly good smashing?

Seriously, can you tell me what tits feel like, ladies?

2/10 would not fuck

walk right into one and grab her boobs while pretending to be completely blind

do a 360 and walk the other direction

I pose like an abstract art figure. That will catch their attention.

mods

SOMEBODY PULL THEY PANTS DOWN, I'M GONNA STICK MAH DICK IN YO BUTT!

Hey, ladies you every get your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat!

do a 360 and keep walking the same direction

"Hey baby wanna eat my pussy.. shit I mean do you want me to eat you pussy

are any of you an archeologist???

d-does that work?

Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these. *proceeds to hand them eggs*

360 is a full cricle dumbass

What user meant is to do a spin (360) then moonwalk (walk the other direction)
Please excuse him

okay, let's hear the punchline...

You're the kind of girl I could take home to meet my mother....which is good, because I still live with her.

because i have a massive BONE for you to examine.

Hey ladies.... You ever been properly disappointed?

I suffer from severe depression and I have no self esteem, but I do have a above average sized penis. How can I disappoint you ladies today?

because im digging you?

I've never seen such small Tits on four random women, ever in my life.
Kill yourselves.


Works every time. All four would be begging for me to split them open.

Worked for Silent Bob

you gals ever heard of animey

Ayy bb wan sum fucc

Hey, babe, want some fuck?

HEY BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT

MUH DIK

I'm finally gettin' to feel good, you know what I mean, and I just feel you pictured out there. I picture you just nestled warmly on my bare rug, just waiting for a soft tune from my personal jukebox of passion. You pick a tune, I play it... and then we settle back... to listen with nothing on but a lobster bib. Do you picture that?

Bon appetit, wanna fuck?

Chas

-Start following them very close.
-When they turn around and be "What the fuck are you doing here creep"
My line will be:
-"My mom has always told me to follow my dreams"
-profit

you ladies seem to be heading my way

Kek...tinctures. This is what keeps my dumb ass here..

Newfag

Did you fall from heaven cause I eat ass.

It's my way or the highway

...

I would dip my fingertips in water and flick a few drops at them then say: Damn how about I take both of you home to take you out of those wet clothes?

best

Greetings fair lasses, any of you into LARPing?