Cock contests / Size comparison

Cock contests / Size comparison

Does anyone have any greentext stories to share? Pictures welcome too. I'm especially into the ones where one guy clearly wins and one guy is completely put to shame.

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are you a homosexual

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Even without the dick differences I'd be ashamed if I was the right guy just for having such an inferior body.

one of these is not like the others

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I've had guys stare at mine - does that count?

Because he's Asian?

> on break, sitting in shitty "breakroom".
> dishwasher. shit job, but hotties everywhere.
> 8 or so of them on break as well.
> d'marcus, the only male waitress, breaks
> "muh dick" as usual
> not in the mood, call him out
> "let's compare" i say
> one of them can be the fluffer (pointing at girls)
> he resists at first, but eventually agrees
> wonder what i've done. tired as hell, probably can't get it up
> was wrong; penis is ready
> easily an inch longer, and thicker than monkey

Turned a shit day into a good day. Fucked three of the 8 in the following months (half of the eight weren't fuckable). D'cuck quit, so everyone was happier.

And no, none of the girls fluffed. They joked that they would, but never did. 5 of them acted as witnesses while we fluffed our own junk.

Yes, I was nervous. No, I'm not huge.

I think I'm average, imo.

i wanna have a foursome with a mate and these two girls, one is his his gf but im worried he will be bigger than me and the foursome will cut me out and they'll just have a threesome

lol. a day neither of you will ever forget

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One of the gayest thread I've ever seen, please stop.

thx for the bump

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lul thats kinda crazy i just saved those pics from another site yesterday

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& one of these is not like the others

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damn thats a big dick

I wanna see him fuck that smaller guy

I once shared my gf with my cousin and we had a dick size comparison moment.

>Drunk as shit with my friends and talking about how everyone measures cocks hard. But never the flop like OP's picture.
>My friend starts getting weird while talking about it
>Probably because he's awkward around homoerotic shit in general
>I just don't give a fuck, just whip it out.
>Get friend #2 to follow into the ranks
>Friend #1 super hesitant and awkward
>Me and friend #2 just keep hazing him into whipping it out while our cocks are out
>Finally caves into the pressure
>Has a normal dong
>We all laugh about it later to this day. Except friend #1 told my mom about that ordeal at my cousins wedding a couple months back. That was a little awkward, but w/e.

Regular story from a regular dude.

and...? who was the bigger man?

I was, so he got to get sucked off while I plowed her. Good ol family bonding.

fun! just that once?

Just that once. We were all drunk, and I didn't buy my cousin a birthday present; so I improvised.

nicer than anything any my cousins have ever done for me

IS SIX INCHES FOR A SENIOR AVERAGE???

He must have been holding it for a while too, I let him cum inside her and it was gushing out without her pushing it out.

Anyone have that pick of a smaller chick laying on her back naked with a ruler laid in her stomach to show how far a cock would go? Long shot but hey

stickin strait up dude is pretty impressive

Take it from an old pro: if you have any hang ups about that shit, don't have a foursome. It ruins the fun.

Senior citizen? Yes.

idk about senior citizens.. younger guys have bigger dicks

its the hormones in the milk

giving girls big tits earlier too

High school at friends house. He is done showering comes in room I jokingly pull his towel end up pulling it completely off see his dick. It's 3 times of mine.

>comparing dick size
>ones hard
> ones soft
> wonder who's looks bigger

Never compare cocks while flaccid

really makes you ponder

Running a train on the barracks whore?

bet that made your butthole tingle

Prettiest guy = smallest

Fuck thats hot! Any pics of your girl?