Who would win in a fight, Mario or Eddy?

Who would win in a fight, Mario or Eddy?

Eddy would kick the shit out of mario

It obviously depends on how much time they have to prepare.

mario is not above holding all the jaw breakers as ransom.

Oh course Mario. Eddie gets his ass kicked by Kevin who is a beta

Eddy would shove jawbreakers up Mario's asshole until he was able to remove them from out of his throat.

>Mario shoots fireballs
>Ed is a cartoon
>check

Your a ducking idiot. Eddy has the chaos emeralds

>mario is a pussy

i like how u guys think

My ass he does..KUGG

>ducking
get off your phone faggot

Learn your history asshole

Get off your dad faggot

I know my history KUGG. Marios final smash melts that little fucker

Get off your uncle faggot

EDDY

Get in your mom faggot

Come on Mario fights in Smash Bros plays Golf, tennis, Soccer, kills giant dinosaurs and Giant Gorillas. What the fuck does Eddy do?? He can't even get laid.

Life has many doors Edboy

Eddy has survived fuckin bowling balls to the head. And is a master at thinking of a plan

Mario can survive a giant hammer hitting him in smash bros and can recover just by collecting coins

Smash bros isn't canon

Yes it is. any game with Mario in it is canon.

I know it's funny to say Eddy would win because of "Muh Childhood", But Eddie is just a kid who can't even defend himself against canker sisters.It's like putting Rocko up against Sonic The Hedgehog.

Does that include fan games?

Any game with the Nintendo Seal of approval is canon.

Sonichu is canon