OFFICIAL LIONS @ COWBOYS PRE GAME / GAME THREAD

Get in here bros

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Any other former lifelong Broncos fans suddenly finding themselves only getting excited to watch Zeke, Dak and the Boyz?
It just happened naturally and I fell in love with the team and their cast of characters in the locker room, fortunately for me we just happen to be 12-2

Detoilet pls win so you don't have anything to play for against the Pack :^)

Your 2017 Chicago Bears starting quarterback.

Cowboys gonna get BTFO

these dubs here signify detroit will win by over 10 pts

Oh hey Tom

cowboys will lose. check em

You mean your Denver Broncos QB?

Kek does not bless leafs. Rolling for a Lions win.

Things are looking grim bros

Behind Denver's O line the guy will be put in a coma or a grave.

Can he go ot the Jets and get injured in week 4 of preseason forcing them to bring back Fitzfaggot?

Dem boys 27-23

Also Dak is playing tonight. Post your predictions.

LIONs 27 cowfags 15

Lions 10-7

also dubs

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i would prefer if cowboys lose if detroit lets zeke statpads 150-200+ yards

i want him to get the rookie rushing record for shitposting purposes

t.cowboys fan

Lions 20-17 i hope

We got the best coordinator on defense in the league T.O baby

Can Stafford channel in his comeback "party is on my friend" mojo this game?

Packers win the NFC North.

>Not Denver Broncos

Only if kek wills it

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If my cowboys win, we will have beat the

>AFC NORTH
>NFC NORTH
>NFC SOUTH

no nfc team deserves to go to the owl over us

cowcucks 28
loins 10

t. packerfan

Except for the the team that swept you and will coincidentally beat you again the the 'offs

Holy shit Randy Gregory is playing... sweet jesus. Ugh no offense Lions bros, but maybe just take a pre-game L so you can worry about next week. I mean does this game even have any consequences for you? Win or lose you still have to beat the fudge puckers next week to get into the playoffs

suzy kolber looking extremely jooooocy on countdown

fuaaark

whats the fucking point of this game

they're going to rig the game for the cowboys anyway

they never get called for holding and also shadow call opposing teams

and I'm not a fucking nfc east fan I'm a pats fan but our team has to work for our wins and we're clean as fuck

cowboy's "elite" oline hold like motherfuckers and our game last year against them exposed those fuckers
>but muh back up
backup QB or not you still got exposed

Sorry, but Cowboys QBs aren't fucking systembabby-tier cucks whose team wins ELEVEN (11) games when the starter goes down and plebs come in. DAK was an epic GET from KEK

We should use Tate like Riddick on certain plays

they lost to 4 different other NFC teams that we beat though

>five more losses and no playoffs
Tom Brady was a significant upgrade

count my 6 SB soon 7 appearances while your fucking franchise hasn't appeared in over 20 years and counting

you're no longer the midwest's team , you were never america's team you're the bottom of the barrel trash

the fucking niners have made it to the bowl , the fucking raiders have made it to the bowl , the god damn titans have made it to a bowl more recently than the boys

Oh hey unknown rookie with no accolades to see. How you doing?

Also, dubs for Zeke and Dak tearing their ACL's on the same play in the 2nd quarter.

TIME TO LOSE THIS GAME SO THE GIANTS MISS THE PLAYOFFS

Open wide Loins fags.

Two words:

Wide Right

>Team they cant beat lost to 4 teams they could beat
>Lose twice to team they cant beat

user, your logic makes no sense to me.

is troy aikman gay?

No, but you are.

Who /m&m's&snickers/ here?

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>Giants missing the playoffs

Your faggotry is showing.

>Lions lose to Cowboys
>Redskins beat Giants next week
>Lions lose to Packers next week
>Lions get cucked out of the playoffs

Two words

Feed me.

Stopped reading after Lions lose desu

DUDE LAW ENFORCEMENT LMAO

Unfortunately that is no longer an option. Tampa Bay fucked it all up. Fucking Bucs can't do anything right.

gay for the Cowboys every time they let the faggot call one of their games

other than that, only for Jay Novacek and Daryl Johnston

Does Gruden actually know anything or is he just a talking head?

>Division title & home playoff game isn't anything

ok by that logic, eagles and redskins should be ahead of the giants

>not this John Gruden

How many yards will Zeke put up against the Loins defense?

anyone who wouldn't eat that is a fag. It looks tasty

Isn't this game pointless for both teams?

Come on Lions!

>Lions inactives:
RB Riddick
C Swanson
CB Slay

Is it pointless that one team is fighting for a division title since 1993?

This game is completely meaningless

Lions are playing for positioning, possibly a #2 seed of they win out. Cowboys are literally playing for nothing

lions haven't clinched a playoff spot

But Detroit is playing Green Bay next week for a winner takes all anyway, no?

If the Lions win today they clinch the 6th WC

If they win next week they win the division

fair enough

lions haven't clinched shit

why does everyone keep saying troy aikman is gay?

Hes a huge homo famalam

>7th round and UDFA RB

Hahahahah fuck me

Stafford you better throw for 500/9 tonight

Dubs and stafford suffers season ending injury

>tfw two games for Randy Gregory to get into shape for the playoffs
>tfw Jerry has probably bribed the league office to delay his suspension hearing into February

Can you feel it, Cowbros?

Namath pls.

it's weird cause i keep hearing troy aikman is gay

>No Slay

DEZ GONNA CATCH FOR 100 YARDS OR MORE NOW

>This whole pregame show

DUDE ZEKE
DUDE DAK
DUDE STAFFORD
DUDE DAK AND ZEKE
DUDE STAFFORD
DUDE DAK AND ZEKE

Also

DUDE BARRY SANDERS

Post authentic Texas beer to give the Cowboys your energy

fuck you Texas and fuck your lone star beer

Wtf who watches pregame Lions 27 cowfags 15

Lmao cowfags watch the trailer of the gm

Are the Cowboys actually going to try or are they going to pull their starters like pussies?

dubs and dak breaks his fibula

Shiner is probably my favorite beer. Have tried most of those.

>missing the Kosmos Reserve

Who /packers&patriots/ here?

Because you didn't get dubs with your dumb post you will now be the one breaking their fibula.

I hope you have health insurance loser.

I fuckin hope, Ive had enough of Dak n' dunk, I need the Godhand for the playoffs

I have great health insurance. :^)

U GOT MOSSD

If the Lions win do they clinch a playoff spot?

>tfw you will never moss an elite cornerback

Yes

Also how hard will the cowboys play tonight?

All out they are playing to dash the Lions playoff hopes

gonna need your help tonight Cowgirls

Cowboys aren't mentally weak like the Peyton Manning teams. They play to win every week

Fuck you, asshole. Cowboys get shit on by the refs constantly. They might as well make 'illegal forward progress' a penalty with how often they fuck Dallas's drives wih horseshit calls AND no-calls.

Steelers turn Beasley's neck into a rubberband and refs say it's good clean football. Mike Evans grabs and holds Carr, so Carr gets hit with a PI for letting the wideout hold him.

Seriously, any refball complaints claiming Cowboy favoritism can suck my dick.

RANDY BOUTTA ROLL YA QB UP AND SMOKE EM

Pls loins

Don't get cucked by the RACIST r******s