Lmao
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>it's a females can do anything a normal man can do episode
But the best softball pitchers are no where near as good as an average baseball pitcher.
I can't wait until it's the mid season finale and it's revealed she's a tranny
>It's 2016, gentlemen
No shit. Best softball pitchers are nowhere near as good as average teenagers because women fucking suck.
They're just not built for it. They're too small, and too fatty. That's why they're good at long distance swimming.
Lmao women. When will they learn....
Incorrect.
Softball pitching requires a lot of skill and nuance that you just don't see in baseball.
you laugh you lose thread on Sup Forums?
>Those throwing mechanics
Top fucking kek
Lmaoooooooooooo
they did this already
I usually hate these racist one off jokes because they're never original but good job son
They just remade that.
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>petco park
ugh keep this shit OUT OF MY FUCKING CITY
This is as believable as a 12 year old breaking his arm and throwing 100 MPH
>It's literally 2016 you privileged white male pissbabies
What did they mean by this?
Wasn't there a Futurama episode like this?
Professional women's soccer teams routinely lose to Under-15 boys teams.
Women who literally play a sport FOR A LIVING, in their physical prime, get blown out by highschool freshman who probably wont even go pro.
Goddamn I loved that movie. I made a baseball trebuchet when I was 10 out of PVC and bungee ties after that kids arm. It took me a week to line it up to shoot at the right angle and then used it to play fetch with my dog
Give me 5 examples with links.
Also, womens football is NOT PROFESSIONAL.
fuck you i wont do what you tell me
>NL team
What, is there a special DH rule allowed for this fantasy team?
>Give me 5 examples with links.
Literally search any match played against boys.
>Also, womens football is NOT PROFESSIONAL.
Yes it is you fucking retard.
Thought so, kid.
Incorrect on both counts.
Congratulations.
There are pro leagues in the States. Maybe not worldwide 'cause the US is the only place that tolerates this "women are as good as men" horseshit.
She'd have to be roiding pretty hard to be able to pitch in the majors.
Unless this bitch throws Winnie the Pooh Baseball tier curveballs this show is bullshit
Not him but the US womens soccer team got destroyed by the under 16's or 17's from what I remember.
I played at a good level in England and my fucking sunday league team most likely would have beaten the best women's team in the world. Women are fucking atrocious at sports compared to men.
Padres are a shit franchise so I could see them being desperate enough to try an ovary pitcher
HARD ENOUGH TO GROW A BASEBALL BEARD
Nice hearsay brah.
>her team will be ethnically diverse (one white guy who isn't even that good, probably the catcher who doesn't like her at first) and completely supportive of her
>her season finale opponents will all be white and she'll pitch a perfect game
Screen cap this
>Softball pitching requires a lot of skill and nuance
Is that why softball is a sport we teach to 7-year-olds?
>US
It was Australia, fucko. Easily googleable.
hearsay? it was a fact everyone knew it. There was a thread about it on neogaf when I used to go to that piece of shit before I realized how gay that place was.
Do you honestly think that 16/17 year old pro males can't beat a pro women's team?
Think about what you're saying you absolute fucking retard. You've clearly never played sports beyond the capabilities of a 5 year old.
Not even then. The world record for a woman throwing a baseball is only something in the 60's. To see what that would look like in the MLB look at this, it's very gimmicky and only works because nobody expects something so slow.
tumblr gifs make me physically disgusted.
It was every nation that has ever played against boys "fucko".
>more hearsay from ugly bitter MRA
try football bitch
>"she stinks and I don't like her"
No. it was the US. it's not that great of an achievement so it's obviously happened in other countries.
Like I said my 15 year old sunday league team would have beaten the pro womens team. Never mind a team full of 15 year old 'pro' boys.
well at least she's a qt
Both happend
US team lost to u-17s
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Aus lost to 15
see
>Women are just as physically capable as men! It's the patriarchy that holds them back!
This is officially b8. Have a nice day.
So provide a single link proving it.
>>her season finale opponents will all be white and she'll pitch a perfect game
You forgot that they will be the team she faces in her first MLB game and they spank her out of the game by scoring 5 runs in the first inning while her crowd boos her off the field
Why is this a big deal when Manon already showed the much more aggressive hockey world that a woman could play as well as any male goalie?
It's not b8.
You have provided nothing but hearsay.
She played a few minutes of a preseason game and let in like 2 goals you smelly dick nerd
She is still a prime MILF however
LMAO
Thank you. I didn't even know that it happened with the aussie team but why should I? like I said I heard about the US team because of a thread on neogaf.
Womens football (soccer) is a joke to anyone that's good or even had a good knowledge of football.
It's so shit on every level in comparison that it's actually quite fun to watch. It's like a different sport.
Yeah but softbal isn't all about
>muh speed
It's about skill and talent.
The best female ice hockey goalie in the world plays in the Finnish mens third tier. She's average.
So maybe she's a knuckler with unbelievable stuff.
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Just like swimming, eh? :^)
Exactly, there is a LOT more technique used in Softball.
What you mean like what the other user provided?
>forums.bigsoccer.com
Get destroyed you god damn faggot.
Canadian blackfu
>This is the story of Ginny Baker and her trademark 72 mph fastball.
SAVAGE
found the fat lezzer softballer who played in college and watched the hotter girls get chads
Kek isn't this a Futurama episode?
I lost my shit at
>It's 2016, gentlemen
>the head coach is a short guy that yells all the time with a german accent
>give a hitler youth speech before the game
>"we're not going to just send her back to the bullpin, we're going to send her back to the kitchen"
screen cap this.
>her team will be ethnically diverse
Given how many Hispanics are in MLB, that's not a surprise. An all-white team is the thing that breaks suspension of disbelief
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR, GENTLEBABBIES
softball isn't the same sport as baseball. For starters the ball is like thrice as big. Pitching that thing is different all together. This is like saying a cricket faggot can't compete with baseball because cricket faggots are better. It's just different.
When will the pandering end, Sup Forums?
I can't live like this any longer.
cute!
I'd be a great show if she shoved the baseball up her ass and pitched it that way
Average MLB pitch speed is 92.9 mph.
It's the only position a woman would have a chance at playing.
She'd have to be one of those badass pitchers that throws slowly, but can control the ball really well.
>Pitch
>woman
More like "Catch"
lol
>An all-white team is the thing that breaks suspension of disbelief
Liberals don't know this. So many mainstream media outlets publish stories about how Baseball is racist because it's too white, despite the fact that baseball's racial demographics almost perfectly matches America's racial demographics. ESPN publishes articles like these regularly.
Also, does anyone else feel that the only reason she's on the Padres is because it's the only team with a name even remotely related to "da Patriarchy"?
>baseball is well known for having players from every latin country
>a few gooks and japs thrown in
>a couple blacks too
>"bruv it's going to be ethnically diverse!"
Why are you even opening your reply box if you don't know shit about baseball?
>a true story on the verge...
I try not to think shit like this, but this is borderline retarded, not in a jokey way but in a "we shouldn't let them leave the house, this shit is a serious condition"
I don't want to believe women are this stupid and disconnected from so much basic reality.
>Have to be a meme knuckleball chucker to survive
You do realize that there's like 2 people who that in baseball right now. It's basically impossible for a guy. A women would have no chance
It's not diverse enough if it isn't 90% black you racist shitlord.
The problem is most knucklers can throw at least like 75-85 mph fast balls.
>Liberals don't know this. So many mainstream media outlets publish stories about how Baseball is racist because it's too white
>A bunch of made up shit
there's absolutely nothing else they could do
those small odds are the best they have
WE
>baseball is no place for SHE-NIGGERS
I'm going to watch for her
Your not going to respond then?
Didn't think so you reddit piece of shit.
That's why I think all pro sports should be like the NHL. Anyone at all is allowed to try for a spot at any of the lower leagues that get scouted, but if you don't get a slot you don't get a slot.
Best case is Rhéaume, worst is that you have to remind SJWs that the reason there are no women is because they failed out during selection.
>using a gendered pronoun when referring to a group of diverse individuals
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Is it hard to research things on your own?
>nytimes.com
>espn.go.com
>content.time.com
>usatoday.com
These aren't from retarded "news" sources like Buzzfeed or Vox; these are from USA Today, ESPN, The New York Times, and fucking Time Magazine.
WUZ
KEK
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Everything is no place for both niggers and women. They don't deserve anything but the force of the fist. When will these pigs ever learn.
Women don't have skill and talent. Your stupidity amuses my intellect.
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